I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[hellfury66]

i wonder if we can grill realistic steaks as a Trevor or Micheal activity in gta5. that would be fun to do in the game.

also long live realistic steak the best steak in the world.

[Guest]

mods are desperate for traffic

 

after 160+ pages of the same repeated "LOL STEAK AHAHAHHAHA" it's beyond me how anyone can find this funny anymore.

Desperate for traffic? Really?

 

Stop trying to be the adult here and have fun.

Have fun? By posting unoriginal steak puns and spamming? The mods are all "we're the mature ones here" when people post one-offs that are actually funny but ban the person for it, but when it comes to a spamfest with over 100 pages of unoriginal crap everything's fine.

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[Kirsty]

This is a harmless topic that you have every right not to open or reply to.

 

It's an old 'in' joke where we took the piss out ourselves as members of this V section, lots of members weren't even around for it's creation and it was only after the game was just announced. This isn't about views, and I'm not sure where you get the idea that mods think they are the most mature or ban people for jokes, it's just a bit of light hearted banter in the lead up to a game we have been waiting so long for.

 

No one needs to get their knickers in a twist over it.

 

 

 

 

 

[dee8ball]

user beaten with a steak for this post

 

PRAISE BE TO PIZZALLAH!!!!

 

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

 

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

 

Edited September 2, 2013 by Kirsty

[Whiskey Ninja]

I am reminded of that scene from the Matrix. Also, f*ck, I want some good steak now.

[AtomicPunk]

Attention!

I have to go now, and will return tomorrow. I will check on in the morning and then be gone for half of the day. I am now handing the Steak Staff to AtomicPunk because he is contributing a lot here. Sorry, Kirsty, I want to give it to you as well but you are a mod so you have bigger power.

 

I hope you can keep this place clean when I'm gone. Congratulations and Good Luck

 

 

Now, let's continue with steak!

 

 

WildBrick142 leaves.

I accept the steak staff with the highest respect to that honor and will defend tenderness with my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To all the unsavables who choose this false idol "pizza" over the great realistic steak, you will be stripped of all dignity for not being part of our program. Many have called. Realistic steak has been chosen.

 

Come to our side now, JOIN US! There is a great war coming, it is the 'Steak Around If You Want A Pizza Me' war, and we need to fight for our juicy right and send those pizza-lovers back to their saucy, cheesy graves.

 

Here's a couple testimonials from realistic steak members:

 

 

"Realistic steak helped me give up smack"

- Jezz Torrent

 

 

"I was hungry. Luckily, I now go to regular dinners of a realistic steak group and eat lots of realistic steak, so everything is okay."

- Jane Pole, Ohio

 

 

See! If you want a better meal, realistic steak is the only way. Let the unsavables have pizza.

 

 

 

 

[Mk4013]

IMO we all should dress like (yes, us too, the guys) this when we get our GTA copies.

 

[AtomicPunk]

Easily, the most beautiful, tasty dress I have ever seen. I'd really like to get it off her(if ya know what I mean) and get it to a grill.

[E•MO•TION]

Oh man, the things I'd do to her...

[I<3GTAV]

 

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[zakace]

Yano I think if Rockstar has seen this thread which they most likely have they might add the steak as a nice joke and something for the community

[AtomicPunk]

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Pizza is not food!! It is just an illusion

[dee8ball]

I will never join you capitalistic steakians.

 

I only serve our lord and savior pizzallah.

 

VIVA LA PIZZALUTION!!!!!

 

continues getting beaten with a steak

[jman12343]

I know this is probably blasphemous, but what do you guys think:

 

[AtomicPunk]

^^^^^^Blasphemy!!! Sick and twisted. If not the steak, then thy order

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Pizza is not food!! It is just an illusion

Better ingredients, better pizza,

[Sneak47]

I hope its not in the game, it would just make me hungry

[Professional Russian]

No Realistic Steak = No GOTY for GTA V.

'nuff said.

[Flachbau]

Realistic Steak™ has returned for a rare appearance.

 

Rockstar Approved.

 

f*ck KIRSTY OH MY GOD...

[sublime90]

i would only approve of the 15 min steak eating if its followed by a 20 minute dump

[AtomicPunk]

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Pizza is not food!! It is just an illusion

Better ingredients, better pizza,

WTF is a Papa Johns? Is that some sort of new toilet paper or something? It sounds bathroom-ish.

 

 

[+ Dragonjack +]

Sure why not,

[bluetops]

OMYGOD THIS RETURNED FROM THE DEEPS OF GTAF

 

We need realistic plates. So when you cook steak at home, you will wash the dishes.

[Kingdan01]

Dear god I hope there's a cutscene where Michael is just sitting down to eat a REALISTIC STEAK DINNER..

 

Then Trevor calls him and he has to go bail him out of Jail or something.. and the steak get's uneaten

[HoboDealer]

Holy mother of steak, and just when you think this game can't get any better! R* really does love their fans

[Gagnon39]

What would be especially funny is if there's some way to actually eat a realistic steak that takes 15 minutes in GTA V.

[NYC PATROL]

Ahh KoTH

 

 

[Moth]

i would only approve of the 15 min steak eating if its followed by a 20 minute dump

Wait, are you saying that Steak is equal to taking a sh*t? What the f*ck is wrong with you??

[bmajede]

hi