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I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

Mister Pink

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Mister Pink
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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying an

Gifbrah
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Good idea, but they should make it more RPG style. Like, the more steak you eat, the better you become at eating steak. So in the beginning, it takes like 15 minutes, but after much practice, you'll

Barguast
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We have the pinned topic for minor, trivial things. Obviously steak, and this thread, does not qualify.   I want peppercorn sauce to be available in game too. And not that crappy pre-made stuff, I w

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WildBrick142

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Oh great heavenly father!! What is that familiar smell that is in the air. Is it....NAW! iT COULDN'T BE!!! omg!! iT is it is it is!!

That meaty, juicy, nummy goodness!!!

Welcome back from the beyond.

 

And now.....LET'EM EAT REALISTIC STEAK!!

It's time to return to the good, old times. RAINBOW TEXT FTW!

EDIT: Attention! We have still not solved the case of "The Pizza Delivery Guy". Any contribution in catching that criminal will be greatly appreciated.

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MacJoker

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I think one day this will get out of hand and we'll see a crew all about steak. All they do is rob steakhouses.

 

And they preach "All hail, Rib-eye!" And they chant "Guardians of the New York Strip, Warriors of Sirloin and Rib-eye give us the strength to save our brothers from this wretched Los Santos Steakhouse!"

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after 160+ pages of the same repeated "LOL STEAK AHAHAHHAHA" it's beyond me how anyone can find this funny anymore.

Desperate for traffic? Really?

 

Stop trying to be the adult here and have fun.

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WildBrick142

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I think one day this will get out of hand and we'll see a crew all about steak. All they do is rob steakhouses.

 

And they preach "All hail, Rib-eye!" And they chant "Guardians of the New York Strip, Warriors of Sirloin and Rib-eye give us the strength to save our brothers from this wretched Los Santos Steakhouse!"

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Bonnano

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Uh what are you thinking GTAForums, do you like beating jokes to death?

 

Good, because I like it too. blush.gif

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MacJoker

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I think one day this will get out of hand and we'll see a crew all about steak. All they do is rob steakhouses.

 

And they preach "All hail, Rib-eye!" And they chant "Guardians of the New York Strip, Warriors of Sirloin and Rib-eye give us the strength to save our brothers from this wretched Los Santos Steakhouse!"

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Joining right now...

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AtomicPunk

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Oh great heavenly father!! What is that familiar smell that is in the air. Is it....NAW! iT COULDN'T BE!!! omg!! iT is it is it is!!

That meaty, juicy, nummy goodness!!!

Welcome back from the beyond.

 

And now.....LET'EM EAT REALISTIC STEAK!!

It's time to return to the good, old times. RAINBOW TEXT FTW!

EDIT: Attention! We have still not solved the case of "The Pizza Delivery Guy". Any contribution in catching that criminal will be greatly appreciated.

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Yes yes. He must be stopped.

 

 

To steak or not to steak. That is the question!!

 

 

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Ubermacht

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after 160+ pages of the same repeated "LOL STEAK AHAHAHHAHA" it's beyond me how anyone can find this funny anymore.

Steak is tasty, and best eaten rare to medium-rare.

 

Now lighten up, and eat steak.

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Ex Hellraiser

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I find it hilarious that i just had a huge steak 10 minutes ago, to log in and find this topic pinned lol.gif

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after 160+ pages of the same repeated "LOL STEAK AHAHAHHAHA" it's beyond me how anyone can find this funny anymore.

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I'm gonna be crucified for this but, I was actually glad when this topic was locked. It was funny at first but it just got old. Sorry "Steak Topic" lovers. confused.gif

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WildBrick142

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Oh great heavenly father!! What is that familiar smell that is in the air. Is it....NAW! iT COULDN'T BE!!! omg!! iT is it is it is!!

That meaty, juicy, nummy goodness!!!

Welcome back from the beyond.

 

And now.....LET'EM EAT REALISTIC STEAK!!

It's time to return to the good, old times. RAINBOW TEXT FTW!

EDIT: Attention! We have still not solved the case of "The Pizza Delivery Guy". Any contribution in catching that criminal will be greatly appreciated.

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Yes yes. He must be stopped.

 

 

To steak or not to steak. That is the question!!

 

 

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All you had to do was to follow the damn steak!

 

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This post has been edited by Steak God on Monday, Sep 2 2013, 22:06

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AtomicPunk

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mods are desperate for traffic confused.gif

 

after 160+ pages of the same repeated "LOL STEAK AHAHAHHAHA" it's beyond me how anyone can find this funny anymore.

This icon14.gif

 

I'm gonna be crucified for this but, I was actually glad when this topic was locked. It was funny at first but it just got old. Sorry "Steak Topic" lovers. confused.gif

Then why post here, or even dare click this juicy topic? Steak away from this topic before you find yourself smothered in mushrooms and onions.

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grope_4_that_date

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Steak.

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Kirsty

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Jeez, all of you who are moaning need not apply here.

 

It's just a bit of fun; we're 2 weeks from the game of the century, why not having a bit of steak and frollicing for old times sake.

 

Desperate for views? Are you suggesting you prefer sh*tty troll topics instead? sigh.gif

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you know rockstar should make a holiday in gta5 thats called national realistic steak day. and make it where in every 2 weeks every one gets a free realistic steak on that day. and it spawns in your safe house for the 3 protags to eat and for you to enjoy in all its goodness. icon14.gificon14.giftounge2.gif

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you know rockstar should make a holiday in gta5 thats called national realistic steak day. and make it where in every 2 weeks every one gets a free realistic steak on that day. and it spawns in your safe house for the 3 protags to eat and for you to enjoy in all its goodness. icon14.gificon14.giftounge2.gif

Every day is international realistic steak day.

 

Now 'bout that world hunger...

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AtomicPunk

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Jeez, all of you who are moaning need not apply here.

 

It's just a bit of fun; we're 2 weeks from the game of the century, why not having a bit of steak and frollicing for old times sake.

 

Desperate for views? Are you suggesting you prefer sh*tty troll topics instead? sigh.gif

Did I ever tell you how steaky you are? biggrin.gif MMmm Mmmm

 

 

 

Now, it is of the utmost impotance that we all steak together through this. There will be viscious assaults from those pizza trouble-makers who wish to defile our great steak. Zero tolerance for those dry, rubbery sauce lovers.

 

 

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WildBrick142

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Because steak, that's why.

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AtomicPunk

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What if....R* heard the steak cooked around the world, and put a tribute in GTA V to the great realistic steak?

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Jack0711

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After thoroughly examining this topic I have no contributions to add to the thread except for one word.

 

Sirloin.

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AtomicPunk

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After thoroughly examining this topic I have no contributions to add to the thread except for one word.

 

Sirloin.

And yet what a stellar contribution sir. (slow hard claps)

 

user given an award for this post

 

 

 

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WildBrick142

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Attention!

I have to go now, and will return tomorrow. I will check on in the morning and then be gone for half of the day. I am now handing the Steak Staff to AtomicPunk because he is contributing a lot here. Sorry, Kirsty, I want to give it to you as well but you are a mod so you have bigger power.

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I hope you can keep this place clean when I'm gone. Congratulations and Good Luck smile.gif

 

 

Now, let's continue with steak!

 

 

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AtomicPunk

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**Guys!!! There's been a new screen shot leaked from an unknown sauce...I MEAN source. Prepared to have mind blown...

 

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Il_Tifossi

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Obviously realistic steak is gonna be ingame. Who doesn't f*cking love a big juicy mid-raw steak.

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Kind of strange that I grilled some ribeye steaks earlier and thought of this topic. Could not believe my eyes when I saw it was back and pinned.

 

There should be an option as to whether to go to a steakhouse or cook it at home. If you cook it at home there should be a steak cooking mini-game where if you fail you have to eat burnt steak or have pizza delivered. Also if you chose to cook it at home you can also have a cook-out complete with a cooler full of ice and beer.

 

Hopefully one of the heists will be breaking into a slaughterhouse and stealing the perfect steak.

 

 

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