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Dead tower

Dont you just love it when people from other countries confuse austria and australia?

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#imgoingtohellforthis

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Jolly Swagman

I generally think we have one of the best (if not the best) political systems in the world. Mandatory voting is great for stopping extremists if either side and the Hare Clarke reprentational voting system is the ducks guts. One thing that's never made sense to me though is that if a party aligned senator quits or dies or something during their term the party gets to pick to pick their replacement but if someone elected to the senate on a party ticket quits the party (I.e Bernadi) they senator gets to keep their position. Seems totally contradictory to me. Here's hoping for an early election and for it to be a double dis. Bernadi the muppet doesn't deserve another deserve another six years sucking on the tax payers tit especially when no c*nt voted for him. Hopefully a double d would clean out a few more of the sh*theads in our poor excuse for senate too (in talking about you One Nation, Family First, DLP and Derry Hinch you egotistical f*ck).

 

I hate the Libs as much as any f*cker but it such a dog move leaving straight after election on their money and brand name knowing you were gonna do it the whole time and be set for another six years.

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Shaundi.

When Western Australia just got more right wing

 

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Hannibal Barca

Tardfest 2017

 

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Shaundi.

As if it couldn't get any worse with Maclolm '77 votes' Roberts.

 

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The sh*t he spews out makes Tony Abbott look intelligent.

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Coin

He's a One Nation member. Stupidity is to be expected there of.

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K1FFLOM

I drove past the shopping-centre a couple of times, last year, where the plane came down at Essendon, Melbourne today.

 

In memoriam.

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Jolly Swagman

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You'll probably only get this if you smoke durries

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Campo.

.......yeah dont we all just live in texas? or is that just me...

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Loch Dawg

When Western Australia just got more right wing

 

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Phwoar didn't this backfire tragically for the LNP in WA though? I know Labor were expected to win but not with such a landslide result. Interesting to see if this will carry over to the Queensland election. A lot of analysis I've read though has said that QLD government are going to push it back to 2018 to see if One Nation implode on themselves.

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K1FFLOM

My car from a couple of years ago.

On a German licence-plate the second set of letters and up to four numbers may be chosen freely. The first set of letters (here "PB" are fixed and depict the area of registration).

 

So I chose this registration in 2006:

 

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Some people then said to me I was suffering the worst case of southern hemispherism...

 

 

....guess I am still.

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Jolly Swagman

This is pretty good

 

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Jolly Swagman

Youse remember the bodies in the barrels thing over in south Australia?

 

Have a whatch of this movie if you haven't seen it. It's not gory or anything but it's the most harrowing thing I've ever seen. Very realistic portrayal of Aussie poverty, hopelessness, desperation, hatred and psychopathicty . Most depressing sh*t ever but well worth a whatch. Remember this all happened in real life too. It's heart braking from those first bars of pokie sounds right until the bitter end.

 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7aWbV5f_oz8

 

 

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Hannibal Barca

Got my marriage survey (finally) today.

 

Ticked yes.

 

Fcuk this lot and their waste of 122mill + and the sh*t "debate" that has gone along with it.

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UshaB

I have also ticked yes. Equality for all boys and gurls.

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Shaundi.

Totalitarian Tony.

 

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Hannibal Barca

If only a Hydra could come along and sort that out.

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Finn 7 five 11

The utter incompetence and ridiculousness in our government is incredible, and it's sparked my rant today I am incredulous at the actions of some, Malcolm Roberts being an idiot One Nation member, I am not totally surprised, but still somewhat taken aback. That tweet posted above is an example of how dumb the fellow is, I believe he is a former mining engineer, which does seem to check out, based on his hate for green energy, but surely somebody who has engineering qualifications must have some sort of brain? I mean come on, someone who hates immigrants, ironically enough is a dual citizen, did you follow what was happening it's actually sadly hilarious?

--> Coalition hires a lawyer to dig dirt on Derryn Hinch.
--> DIscovers Scott Ludlum is Dual Citizen, and the Larissa Waters. They both Resign immediately.
--> Liberal/One Nation go stacks on, accusing the Greens of being scumbag liars, and that Labor will have dual citizens as well (The do not) with Pauline Hanson and Malcolm Turnbull (One nation/liberal) both quick to say that there is no way their party has this issue, and that it's incredible incompetent. Even Malcolm Roberts came out with this tweet. (WTF?)
"On another note, I do not own, nor have I ever owned, a 7-11. I'm not even a chucker #auspol #NotIndian"
--> Matt Canavan and Malcolm Roberts found to be dual citizen's, refuse to resign with respect like the green's senators immediately did. :lol:
--> Australian Journalist queries New Zealand on who else might be citizens.
--> Barnaby Joyce :lol::lol: deputy prime minister is found the be a NZ citizen hahaha, he also refuses to step down, racist hypocrite.
--> Julie Bishop (FOREIGN f*ckING AFFAIRS MINISTER OF ALL THINGS) claims that it was Labor who started the inquiry with New Zealand and accuses Bill Shorten of treason, and trying to ruin ties with NZ (lol), and Christopher Pyne said that he is undermining the government by colluding with a foreign power :lol: Even though shorten had nothing to do with it. "Has he been talking to the people in Indonesia, or China, or the Labour Party in the UK?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82JVyCxX0u0

--> This beautiful quote came from Labor haha "If the Foreign Minister won't be able to work with the New Zealanders, how will the Foreign Minister be able to work with the Deputy Prime Minister [barnaby Joyce],"

-- > Barnaby Joyce gets nominated for New Zealander of the year and is leading the votes "Ha ha ha, very very funny." he sarcastically responded when reporters informed him of the development.
--> Malcolm Roberts then says he had no Idea he was a British citizen.

--> High court finds his google history which shows he did know.
--> High court finds he sent 1 email to a unused UK email address saying "I renounce my citizenship" despite the website being very clear that to renounce you must fill a form and sign a declaration.
--> Roberts now changed claim saying he tried to renounce it.

 

Like f*ck, can it get any more stupid than this circus? Own your god damn mistakes these conservative party members have no f*cking integrity at all, it's your f*cking responsibility to check if you are a dual citizen before you finish that form to apply for the job, and it's not that f*cking hard haha, look at your family, ask your parents, hire a lawyer to check, For $200k a year I am sure it's not a big hassle to have to do that, and if you discovered you f*cked up, you should resign with dignity and respect for the system, like the green's leaders did, not falsely accuse foreign governments and other parties of collusion on account of your own stupid mistakes.

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anus

Are any of you guys tradies? If you are, can you please tell us what you do and anything noteworthy about it that you enjoy/don't enjoy? I'm looking to get into the trades myself and any personal accounts and advice would be great! Thanks dudes.

 

Edit: BTW I feel like Australia's problem isn't a party issue, it's just that we don't have good politicians, period. Labor is as bad as the Liberals but just in a different way. The Greens are an aimless bunch who just jump on whatever far left trend is currently popular. The liberals are not true conservatives and Labor are not true liberals.

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Hannibal Barca

Can't help you there, except to say don't become a stereotypical tradie. I occasionally ride a bike to work and they seem to put blinkers on when it comes to cyclists.

 

If I could carry grenades, there'd be one less hikux on the road.

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highspeed

Got my marriage survey (finally) today.

 

Ticked yes.

 

Fcuk this lot and their waste of 122mill + and the sh*t "debate" that has gone along with it.

 

Same here, did it weeks ago.

 

It amazes me how stupid this issue has gotten, we should of just done it quick smart like so many others have years ago. Australia is supposed to be the laid be, nah it'll be right mate nation. Where has that gone? I personally miss that side of Australia, everything is just so serious and outlandish it's stupid.

 

Somethings so obvious and right can be done easily, I'm sick of the high school drama class that we call our parliament running this country into the ground.

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dyspoid

 

Got my marriage survey (finally) today.

 

Ticked yes.

 

Fcuk this lot and their waste of 122mill + and the sh*t "debate" that has gone along with it.

Same here, did it weeks ago.

 

It amazes me how stupid this issue has gotten, we should of just done it quick smart like so many others have years ago. Australia is supposed to be the laid be, nah it'll be right mate nation. Where has that gone? I personally miss that side of Australia, everything is just so serious and outlandish it's stupid.

 

Somethings so obvious and right can be done easily, I'm sick of the high school drama class that we call our parliament running this country into the ground.

Yeah. $122 million of taxpayer dollarydoos to give a group of people access to a legally recognised union.

 

This should not even be an issue. We are supposed to be a modern country. Regardless of the traditional meaning of marriage, why weren't legally recognised unions already accepted? This should have been implemented years ago.

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Hannibal Barca

Warringah tells gomer pile to eff off with an overwhelming 75% in the postal survey.

 

Meanwhile Western Sydney shows that old habits die hard. A mix of bogan, immigrants and a whole lot of religion.

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Coin

I still have my doubts as to whether Turnbull will actually follow through, but it's a great result none-the-less and we're a step closer.

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anus

Anyone from Melbourne here who smokes bud? Send me a PM pls.

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Hannibal Barca

Someone kill fraser anning. Please?

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Shaundi.

@ melbourne lads, it's that time of year again, metro trains is hiring trainee drivers with paid 44 weeks classroom training.

 

I was in the process of applying when the site asked me to list at least two referees to comment on my work performance. RIP me, because I haven't landed a job since obtaining my Cert 3 in Warehousing Operations in 2013 despite me attending interviews and my skills :yee:

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The Coconut Kid

Is it strictly work refs or would you be able to get instructors from TAFE to provide you with one? Are metro that strict with their checks?

 

I had a similar problem a few years back and was lucky that staff at a course I was doing at the time said they'd give me a reference. They checked in on it and it didn't affect me getting the job in the end, all they really wanted to know was that I'd turn up on time and wasn't a meth head.

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