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GTA36362355

I miss that Australian dude James at the monastery. Really respectful maan, had a great vibe going. We had quality conversations after the vow of silence got over.

 

Turned out he too had broken up with his girl just a week prior to coming at the monastery. Leaving everything behind to travel the world must be thrilling. We talked about our experiences with psychoactive substances too and I solemnly warned him of the prevalent laced weed here that could give him brain damage.

 

Soon monasteries will be healing more broken hearts and brains than prostitutes and therapists and I welcome all of you to my country owing to the respect I have for that one guy. Y'all cool as fuxk.

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Shaundi.

that AFL dude that got cheated on is bitch made ! if it were me, i'd lock myself in my house and go on a twitter binge, and invite a pretty girl over to f*ck !

 

this is how it would work, each number represents a new tweet

 

1. i would take a photo of all munchies, movies and all the other fun things i plan on doing, with the caption '' wont be leaving the house for a week''

 

2. then i would post a few tweets with people apologizing and i would say ''don't feel bad for me, feel bad for the kids, they have to live with the fact their mum is a gutter slut''

 

3. i would then upload a pic of the new girl im banging (his a ''celebrity'' so finding a girl whilling to come over and bang isn't hard) with the caption '' getting back on the horse''

 

4. i would then upload nudes of ex wife to another site, (if they were dumb enough to have sex in my house i'd let them continue the affair till i got a sex tape and leak that also) i'd also share her favourite sexual positions on twitter :)

 

 

5. i'd then take aim at my former best friend, it's harder for me to think about how i'd handle this because it's a less generic situation then the wife...but the idea is to think of the most humiliating thing you can think of that he doesn't want the world to know, and share it with the world :) ( to be fair i'd also like to think i'd kick his ass when i finally confronted him about it, this would be on top of that, so no, he wouldn't be getting of lightly ) #f*ckanassaultcharge (plus you can claim mental breakdown due to stress... he did f*ck your wife... it's believable the stress could make you do stupid stuff like punch him a few times, lol)

 

 

6. My final tweet on this situation would read '' i was hacked, i didn't post any of that stuff'' sure no one would believe me but that's the point LOL, It's one last way of pissing everybody off :lol:

 

some people will say this is over the top, but i think if you're husband / wife cheats on you with your best friend, you have a god given right to hang them out to dry (i mean everyone already knows anyway) you've already taken a huge L why not have fun with it ?

 

is this response WAY over the top ? you bet ! .. but seriously... your wife f*cked your best friend behind you're back for 4 years... if you can just walk away from that... i find that more scary :monocle: i mean... you have kids with this women ffs. you have to get some revenge damn it !!!!! you can't just take a L like that and accept it can you ??? i know i couldn't... if i'm doing the time.... i'm doing a crime... see what i did their XD i flipped that sh*t to give it a new meaning....

What the f*ck did I just read?

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K1FFLOM

Yaaay!

 

Our Formula 1 tickets for the 2016 Australian Grand Prix have arrived.

Gold status for all 3 days and including the pre-race talk on Saturday evening, where only a couple of tickets were available.

 

Can't wait !!

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Old Dinosaur

 

that AFL dude that got cheated on is bitch made ! if it were me, i'd lock myself in my house and go on a twitter binge, and invite a pretty girl over to f*ck !

 

this is how it would work, each number represents a new tweet

 

1. i would take a photo of all munchies, movies and all the other fun things i plan on doing, with the caption '' wont be leaving the house for a week''

 

2. then i would post a few tweets with people apologizing and i would say ''don't feel bad for me, feel bad for the kids, they have to live with the fact their mum is a gutter slut''

 

3. i would then upload a pic of the new girl im banging (his a ''celebrity'' so finding a girl whilling to come over and bang isn't hard) with the caption '' getting back on the horse''

 

4. i would then upload nudes of ex wife to another site, (if they were dumb enough to have sex in my house i'd let them continue the affair till i got a sex tape and leak that also) i'd also share her favourite sexual positions on twitter :)

 

 

5. i'd then take aim at my former best friend, it's harder for me to think about how i'd handle this because it's a less generic situation then the wife...but the idea is to think of the most humiliating thing you can think of that he doesn't want the world to know, and share it with the world :) ( to be fair i'd also like to think i'd kick his ass when i finally confronted him about it, this would be on top of that, so no, he wouldn't be getting of lightly ) #f*ckanassaultcharge (plus you can claim mental breakdown due to stress... he did f*ck your wife... it's believable the stress could make you do stupid stuff like punch him a few times, lol)

 

 

6. My final tweet on this situation would read '' i was hacked, i didn't post any of that stuff'' sure no one would believe me but that's the point LOL, It's one last way of pissing everybody off :lol:

 

some people will say this is over the top, but i think if you're husband / wife cheats on you with your best friend, you have a god given right to hang them out to dry (i mean everyone already knows anyway) you've already taken a huge L why not have fun with it ?

 

is this response WAY over the top ? you bet ! .. but seriously... your wife f*cked your best friend behind you're back for 4 years... if you can just walk away from that... i find that more scary :monocle: i mean... you have kids with this women ffs. you have to get some revenge damn it !!!!! you can't just take a L like that and accept it can you ??? i know i couldn't... if i'm doing the time.... i'm doing a crime... see what i did their XD i flipped that sh*t to give it a new meaning....

What the f*ck did I just read?

 

 

 

 

you are on a website called gta forums, a place where people discuss things....

 

what did you just read ? a persons viewpoint

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Jolly Swagman

I think you made spelling mistake there mate. You misspelt "a nut-job's rant" as "a persons viewpoint"

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Algonquin Assassin

Yaaay!

 

Our Formula 1 tickets for the 2016 Australian Grand Prix have arrived.

Gold status for all 3 days and including the pre-race talk on Saturday evening, where only a couple of tickets were available.

 

Can't wait !!

 

I'd really like to go to the Melbourne GP one year for F1 aswell as the V8 Supercars supports.

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krashr

I think you made spelling mistake there mate. You misspelt "a nut-job's rant" as "a persons viewpoint"

 

he's 50 percent more influential than kanye

 

I confess I moved from Australia to Atlantic City yesterday.

 

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Shaundi.

Am I the only Melbournian here who thinks everytime a Franco Cozzo furniture commercial pops up its a call-out to dealers that a new shipment of drugs has arrived into Melbourne? Because the last time I saw this commercial was in 2014 and one has just screened, well past midnight while Underbelly is on air. I've never seen the commercial air during daytime TV. I don't know, it seems suss to me lol.

 

inb4 conspiracy.

 

E-

Source of rumour;

 

http://www.executivesuccess.com.au/?p=393

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krashr

lol. worst ad ever, fun to yell when it comes on when you're off your face though. GRAND SALE GRAND SALE

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PhillBellic

Sydney be like;

 

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It's certainly getting warm here.

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Officer620

Australia really is the land of the free.

 

American citizens may have the right to bear arms, but Australian's and their right to wear kitchen utensils on their heads is world renown.

 

Cheers!

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PhillBellic

That's a Funny Story.

 

Do you guys think the OP of this Topic will return?

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B7R

That's a Funny Story.

 

Do you guys think the OP of this Topic will return?

 

September 19th 2013?

 

Nah, I'm not counting on the OP returning any time soon. But I have to wonder if the guy still thinks about this topic from time to time but doesn't get the chance to come back?

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Shaundi.

Meanwhile at Montague Street..

 

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krashr

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PhillBellic

Here's an even better one;

 

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K1FFLOM

From today, to the 5th April, may I call my self an Australian too, please ?

Have arrived at the Rialto in Melbourne *yaay*.

Tomorrow we will get the car delivered, and off to Otway Nat'l Park !

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PhillBellic

From today, to the 5th April, may I call my self an Australian too, please ?

Have arrived at the Rialto in Melbourne *yaay*.

Tomorrow we will get the car delivered, and off to Otway Nat'l Park !

Are you an Australian Citizen? If not, then technically, you can't be an Australian. :p

 

Enjoy your Trip to Otway. :)

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Algonquin Assassin

I'm using Chrome.

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PhillBellic

I'm using Chrome.

Firefox Here.

 

I'd prefer to be safe, than sorry in that case.

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BrownBear

From today, to the 5th April, may I call my self an Australian too, please ?

Have arrived at the Rialto in Melbourne *yaay*.

Tomorrow we will get the car delivered, and off to Otway Nat'l Park !

Been working on a farm in the Otways for the past 3 months, beautiful area.

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Jolly Swagman

 

From today, to the 5th April, may I call my self an Australian too, please ?

Have arrived at the Rialto in Melbourne *yaay*.

Tomorrow we will get the car delivered, and off to Otway Nat'l Park !

Been working on a farm in the Otways for the past 3 months, beautiful area.You still here mate? You'd have to be a local by now.

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BrownBear

 

 

From today, to the 5th April, may I call my self an Australian too, please ?

Have arrived at the Rialto in Melbourne *yaay*.

Tomorrow we will get the car delivered, and off to Otway Nat'l Park !

Been working on a farm in the Otways for the past 3 months, beautiful area.
You still here mate? You'd have to be a local by now.

 

Not getting rid of me that soon mate, about to apply for my 2nd year here so you Aussies'll have to bear me a bit longer. Mad though, nearly a year I've been here now, gone so quick. Yeah, I've been stuck on a farm in Gellibrand, just south of Colac for the past few months, nice little area.

Only got a week or 2 left until my regional work is done and I can apply for 2nd year, not sure where to head for next.

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