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avito coleone

The Australian

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Shaundi.

So I just saw this.

 

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Ringwood, Dandenong, Sunshine, Broadmeadows, Roxburgh Park, Werribee and Frankston in a nutshell.

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Voodoo

Australia for Americans. Abridged version:

 

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PhillBellic

It's currently pissing down where I am. Several of my gutters are overflowing.

 

Edit; I've also heard Hail as well.

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Quadro

It's currently pissing down where I am. Several of my gutters are overflowing.

 

Edit; I've also heard Hail as well.

Yeah we received a few mills today as well. Great summer weather... Not.

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PhillBellic

 

It's currently pissing down where I am. Several of my gutters are overflowing.

 

Edit; I've also heard Hail as well.

Yeah we received a few mills today as well. Great summer weather... Not.

 

Mills? More like a few Kilometres. :p

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Crystal3lf

What a day. It was pissing down with rain this morning, 30C, 2 helicopters flew over my house to pick up water from the ocean to put a bush fire out and now the sky is blue and the sun is shining. fuken straya

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Jolly Swagman

@Officer Ron: out of this year nominees probably Will MacGregor, the founder of a drug rehab service in the NT.

@Krashr and Dyspoip: I'm with youse. It's not even footy season, let em get blind. Nothing to do with work at all.

 

Snip.

That's spot on, he's got the pippi and new school sh*t head hair cut and all. It wasn't that long ago when it used to be Fox Racing shirt = Tuff c*nt, but the old Tap Out gear has really taken its place as bogan going out wear now though. Any other c*nt remember back in the nineties when all the bogans used to wear Sweat Hog tops and trackies flat out?

 

I personally thought Americans more thought of us more as the guy who spits ceral at the gypsy lady or as junkies getting kicked out of herion dens or as a gay German looking dude who hand balls Vegemite sandwiches to his customers AFL style and then gets them blind off shaken up beer. Edited by Jolly Swagman
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krashr

dada bogans were also right up there

 

i feel i should respond to voodoo's blatant racism..

 

america for australians-

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PhillBellic

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Straya ya gronks! :D

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Algonquin Assassin

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Straya ya gronks! :D

 

Well.

 

I'm never going parachuting or paragliding then. F*ck that.

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Shaundi.

Sydney is an international laughing stock.

 

Y/N

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Corndawg93

Sydney is an international laughing stock.

 

Y/N

Why?

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Coin

Sydney is an international laughing stock.

 

Y/N

 

No.

 

Shouldn't need to explain why.

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Shaundi.

 

Sydney is an international laughing stock.

Y/N

Why?Dictator Mike's lockout laws.

 

E- #casinomike

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Guest

Perth just had 4 consecutive days of over 40 degrees, beating a 1933 record! Can't wait for winter

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PhillBellic

Perth just had 4 consecutive days of over 40 degrees, beating a 1933 record! Can't wait for winter

Relevant Meme.

 

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What do you think?

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Guest

Well there are places on the Earth that are hotter than Perth. That meme flew around Facebook but I just saw it as people whining. Like get over it, who doesn't have air-conditioning. Actually the aircon in my house is evaporative, and my bedroom window faces west, so my room is literally a sauna but you don't see me complaining! Or maybe my body is just used to it lol

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Algonquin Assassin

I was just surfing the web and the hottest temperature in Australia ever recorded was 50 degrees back in 1960 in Oodnadatta, S.A Thank god for modern air conditioning. A 50 degree day?

 

But consecutive days of 40 degree weather has to suck. It's funny because after a while I get sick of winter and want the warm weather to come back, but after a while I get sick of summer and want the cool weather to come back.

 

This is why my two favourite seasons are autumn and spring. Good balance of both.

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The temperature at the architecture firm I work at has its aircon set to 18 degree's, and my desk area gets the coldest out of both levels, so I literally have to bring a jacket everyday lol. Then when I walk out at 5pm it's 40 degree's and I die

 

And yeah I agree with balance of both. During winter I got so depressed (not really) and wanted summer to come, now it's here and I want winter :p

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Algonquin Assassin

I was just thinking, but how the hell would you survive a 50 degree day? Back then (1960) you didn't have air conditioning or if you did it was really crude to what we have now.

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PhillBellic

I was just thinking, but how the hell would you survive a 50 degree day? Back then (1960) you didn't have air conditioning or if you did it was really crude to what we have now.

You'd stay inside? Drink plenty of water?

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K1FFLOM

Or bury a hole like in White Cliffs or Coober Pedy...

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Jolly Swagman

Or bury a hole like in White Cliffs or Coober Pedy...

I hadn't even heard of white cliffs until now.

 

How did your trip over here end up going anyway?

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krashr

meanwhile in n.t.

 

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890kg, not the biggest, but it's up there

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Coin

Times like this make me feel glad I don't live in NT or anywhere where crocs of that size are likely to be.

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K1FFLOM

 

Or bury a hole like in White Cliffs or Coober Pedy...

I hadn't even heard of white cliffs until now.

 

How did your trip over here end up going anyway?

We haven't been yet.

))))

 

Beginning of March to nearly mid-April we will go.

The tickets for the Formula 1 at Albert Park are here too. Can not wait....

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I cucked Alex Jones

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Old Dinosaur

that AFL dude that got cheated on is bitch made ! if it were me, i'd lock myself in my house and go on a twitter binge, and invite a pretty girl over to f*ck !

 

this is how it would work, each number represents a new tweet

 

1. i would take a photo of all munchies, movies and all the other fun things i plan on doing, with the caption '' wont be leaving the house for a week''

 

2. then i would post a few tweets with people apologizing and i would say ''don't feel bad for me, feel bad for the kids, they have to live with the fact their mum is a gutter slut''

 

3. i would then upload a pic of the new girl im banging (his a ''celebrity'' so finding a girl whilling to come over and bang isn't hard) with the caption '' getting back on the horse''

 

4. i would then upload nudes of ex wife to another site, (if they were dumb enough to have sex in my house i'd let them continue the affair till i got a sex tape and leak that also) i'd also share her favourite sexual positions on twitter :)

 

 

5. i'd then take aim at my former best friend, it's harder for me to think about how i'd handle this because it's a less generic situation then the wife...but the idea is to think of the most humiliating thing you can think of that he doesn't want the world to know, and share it with the world :) ( to be fair i'd also like to think i'd kick his ass when i finally confronted him about it, this would be on top of that, so no, he wouldn't be getting of lightly ) #f*ckanassaultcharge (plus you can claim mental breakdown due to stress... he did f*ck your wife... it's believable the stress could make you do stupid stuff like punch him a few times, lol)

 

 

6. My final tweet on this situation would read '' i was hacked, i didn't post any of that stuff'' sure no one would believe me but that's the point LOL, It's one last way of pissing everybody off :lol:

 

some people will say this is over the top, but i think if you're husband / wife cheats on you with your best friend, you have a god given right to hang them out to dry (i mean everyone already knows anyway) you've already taken a huge L why not have fun with it ?

 

is this response WAY over the top ? you bet ! .. but seriously... your wife f*cked your best friend behind you're back for 4 years... if you can just walk away from that... i find that more scary :monocle: i mean... you have kids with this women ffs. you have to get some revenge damn it !!!!! you can't just take a L like that and accept it can you ??? i know i couldn't... if i'm doing the time.... i'm doing a crime... see what i did their XD i flipped that sh*t to give it a new meaning....

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