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and adelaide is a very boring city with half the oppitunities for employment and migration. Running joke here that adelaide is as about as exciting as watching tha paint dry

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can I ask a sincere questions please?

 

Is it true you guys walk upside down over there?! That must be seriously hard to do. I could never do it, lol I'd be to scared of falling! lol

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I will leave this for someone with more tact and wit than I to answer

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can I ask a sincere questions please?

 

Is it true you guys walk upside down over there?! That must be seriously hard to do. I could never do it, lol I'd be to scared of falling! lol

No, let me ask you a question, Is it true you englishman don't know what a dentist is???

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and adelaide is a very boring city with half the oppitunities for employment and migration. Running joke here that adelaide is as about as exciting as watching tha paint dry

Yeah, paint on a church!

The only negative about Melbourne is the weather. Oh, God, the weather. There's hot, and there's cold - that's it. Hot is the worst. Right now it's so humid I'm suffocating.

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And rain, dont forget rain! last time I was down there I remeber it going from about 15 to 25 in the space of an hour,

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Depending where you look, Melbourne is the most livable city in the world. If you live in or around the CBD (like a bunch of student accommodation is), it'll be great because you don't pay for transport during business hours, iirc ticket inspectors are on trams only after 6, or rarely otherwise.

How would you say it compares against Adelaide? From what I've seen, Adelaide seems much cheaper to live in than Melbourne, but it just doesn't seem... as lively for some reason.

Well...

 

It's not Hobart!

 

Seriously though, Adelaide is great to raise kids and retire, nothing in between. I'd move to Melbs in a heartbeat as long as I could afford a place close to the CBD. Screw long commutes. That's one thing Adelaide has, not too much traffic.

 

Also Melbourne is a place where you can wander around on a Saturday night and have a fun time. Adelaide you really need to know where to go and what you're looking for.

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By the way, it still annoys me to this day how Australia was persecuted by other countries, particularly The US over the Hey Hey its saturday skit.

Retards did not even know what it was concerning.

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One more thing, you kiwi's are god damn weird, who the f*ck eats meat pies with BBQ sauce?

I watched it and I don't see how it's racist. Which part is racist? I think some people take it too far and they try condemn people first because they think in this case black people would be offended. I don't know. How else would a cracker dress up the Jackson 5? Get yoself painted black, yo!

 

Also, meat pies and BBQ sauce sounds tasty as f*ck.

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Also, meat pies and BBQ sauce sounds tasty as f*ck.

I'd like to introduce my tastebuds to this wonderfull combination also.

 

I plan on moving to Australia in the next couple of years, Perth to start off with.

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Interesting stuff may or may not happen in Perth, but it takes days for news to reach anywhere of significance.

 

It's the most isolated metropolitan area in the world, iirc.

 

@pies/bbqsauce: if it's smokey bbq sauce, count me in!

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By the way, it still annoys me to this day how Australia was persecuted by other countries, particularly The US over the Hey Hey its saturday skit.

Retards did not even know what it was concerning.

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One more thing, you kiwi's are god damn weird, who the f*ck eats meat pies with BBQ sauce?

I watched it and I don't see how it's racist. Which part is racist? I think some people take it too far and they try condemn people first because they think in this case black people would be offended. I don't know. How else would a cracker dress up the Jackson 5? Get yoself painted black, yo!

 

Also, meat pies and BBQ sauce sounds tasty as f*ck.

The aboriginal community as always will try to kick up a fuss and play the 'racist' card.

Another thing that peeves me, racism being unbelievably one-sided. Black people can call whites 'crackers' and 'whitey mcwhitington' and no one raises an alarm but the second we make an ad like this, people are up in arms calling for it to be banned.

It's just ridiculous and yes, I know it's just the way society goes but I can't accept it. Not that I approve of going around calling people n*ggas.

 

Haha, you guys with your BBQ sauce. How Un-Australian tounge.gif

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I just popped by to say, I love those Australian cork hats.

 

http://www.allsortsfancydress.co.uk/images/_lib/australian-cork-hat-3003295-0-1260749406000.jpg

 

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Pretty f*cking impressive, aren't they? The thing is, most foreigners have no clue what the corks are for.

To eat when you're starving?

 

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Pretty f*cking impressive, aren't they? The thing is, most foreigners have no clue what the corks are for.

Hasn't it got something to do with stopping insects from swarming around the wearer's head? confused.gif

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Pretty f*cking impressive, aren't they? The thing is, most foreigners have no clue what the corks are for.

Hasn't it got something to do with stopping insects from swarming around the wearer's head? confused.gif

Maybe it's a way to tell who the sexual predators are?

 

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Pretty f*cking impressive, aren't they? The thing is, most foreigners have no clue what the corks are for.

Hasn't it got something to do with stopping insects from swarming around the wearer's head? confused.gif

Maybe it's a way to tell who the sexual predators are?

Nah, that's simple, those are the guys wearing them. Jeez.

 

 

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Pretty f*cking impressive, aren't they? The thing is, most foreigners have no clue what the corks are for.

Hasn't it got something to do with stopping insects from swarming around the wearer's head? confused.gif

Maybe it's a way to tell who the sexual predators are?

Nah, that's simple, those are the guys wearing them. Jeez.

That's what he meant sarcasm.gif

 

This is a topic for Aussies to discuss Aussie affairs. If you're going to try and take the piss for no reason other than wanting to be publicly defamed, then bugger off.

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Also, meat pies and BBQ sauce sounds tasty as f*ck.

I'd like to introduce my tastebuds to this wonderfull combination also.

 

I plan on moving to Australia in the next couple of years, Perth to start off with.

i f*cking love pies with bbq sauce, let alone smokey bbq sauce. i'm off to go have one with bbq sauce and mustard. hell i might have two.

shrimp on the barbie

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Thanks mate, occa accents are so f*cking good. So Underbelly razor ended, how did everyone find it. Use spoilers tags where approriate.

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Also, meat pies and BBQ sauce sounds tasty as f*ck.

I'd like to introduce my tastebuds to this wonderfull combination also.

 

I plan on moving to Australia in the next couple of years, Perth to start off with.

i f*cking love pies with bbq sauce, let alone smokey bbq sauce. i'm off to go have one with bbq sauce and mustard. hell i might have two.

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What do you guys add to bbq besides the sauce?

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I got a lot of mileage out of my accent in the States. It's a double-whammy, we can get away with swearing when North Americans can't, but we can also use posh words without sounding pretentious.

 

A friend of mine was called over outside a Canadian bar and was asked whether he "ate with that mouth" by a cop. Once he said he was Australian, the cop basically was like as you were, mate.

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I got a lot of mileage out of my accent in the States. It's a double-whammy, we can get away with swearing when North Americans can't, but we can also use posh words without sounding pretentious.

 

A friend of mine was called over outside a Canadian bar and was asked whether he "ate with that mouth" by a cop. Once he said he was Australian, the cop basically was like as you were, mate.

What is so special about the Yankee accent?

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I got a lot of mileage out of my accent in the States. It's a double-whammy, we can get away with swearing when North Americans can't, but we can also use posh words without sounding pretentious.

 

A friend of mine was called over outside a Canadian bar and was asked whether he "ate with that mouth" by a cop. Once he said he was Australian, the cop basically was like as you were, mate.

What is so special about the Yankee accent?

I'm calling this now. You're Jimmy.

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I got a lot of mileage out of my accent in the States. It's a double-whammy, we can get away with swearing when North Americans can't, but we can also use posh words without sounding pretentious.

 

A friend of mine was called over outside a Canadian bar and was asked whether he "ate with that mouth" by a cop. Once he said he was Australian, the cop basically was like as you were, mate.

What is so special about the Yankee accent?

I'm calling this now. You're Jimmy.

He better be, I hope, for my own good, that he isn't Sam.

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Such an Australian way of saying it JAY I am so proud of you. X. So guys The Australian sig banners? yah or nah

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Something discreet like those new AMF siggywiggies would be cool. I'm not much for wearing signatures but may do so if it's nice.

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