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Funniest Moment?


fridaynightscream
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I had an amazing thing happen to me 5 minutes ago that still has me laughing.

 

One of my favorite activities is to go to Star Junction (Times Square) and crash my car so much it catches fire.

 

Then, at the intersection where the Burger Shot is on the corner, where the two streets intersect at an angle (making 4 lanes of traffic), I will park the car so it starts the chain reaction car explosions. Then I will walk around picking up cash.

 

Anyway, there was a bunch of mayhem going on. I was walking right in the middle of the intersection and a cop car suddenly drove up and knocked me over, but could only go another 20 feet before it had to stop cause a dead body was in the way.

 

I was mad cause they knocked me (Niko) over, so I walked up and shot the cop who was driving.

 

Well, his foot jammed on the gas pedal and the car took off with tires squealing. I turned my back on it, and began to walk away, not realizing the dead cop had the steering wheel turned enough when I shot him that the cop car was going full speed in a circle. Suddenly the cop car comes out of nowhere and runs me down, killing me, as I had lost enough health I did not have enough left to survive being run over.

 

One thing I regret is that I did not immediately hit F2 to record a video of the event, as it was (and still is), quite hilarious!

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It happened during the Blog this! mission in TBOGT. I managed to catch Celebinator while he was falling but we ended landing on a highly-trafficked road where a Landastalker fatally hit and launched straight up into the air both of us. I laughed my ass off along with my brother biggrin.gif

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Seeing a cop run into a pole and fly out of his vehicle.

Me hitting a cop, and the cop coming backs down and hits the hood of my car.

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Reception in burgershot:

"Wellcome to burgershot [email protected]@@@f#####ker" biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

I don't remember the name of the mission, its from Francis (the cop) where you get interview and after killing Niko say to the secretary:

"I guess i didn't get a job" biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Stoned Dave Grossman and Johny:

"Dave, up Dave" and Dave don't know where is he biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Angry cop:

"I'm not f#cking kidding a#h######le" biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Funny situation is on the street, when i sneak behind of a cop and kick him in the ass, then his hat falling down and his face is scared as hell biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Mr.Raspberry Jam

-Niko's dark humour

-Roman

-The mission where Bernie starts running in the park

-Certain Packie dialogue

-The swingset glitch

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I xCallum I

Taking Brucie to the Perestroika club, got out of the car and I lightly walked into him and he went flying to the ground (for some reason) It just made me laugh because he thinks he's so hard lol. I haven't played the game too much yet, but thought I'd share that.

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In the "To live and die in Alderney" mission.

Frankie:"You wanna see a picture?"

Niko's quote:"I don't want to see a f#@!ing picture."

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Aaron030792

The mission where Niko goes to visit Brucie at his apartment, he is busy working out. His lady friend says 'someone here to see you Brucie'...the way Brucie screams back 'I'M WORKING OUT!!!!!!'

 

Crazy dude. :lol:

 

Not in a mission, but an answer phone message on Elizabeta's phone after 'The Snow Storm'.

 

'Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, try again in 25 years or so.'

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Spartankicker

when i pushed a civillian to a wall and kept pushing till he died

funny clip i had too,too bad its lost now.

i entered the hospital after dying,(the interior hospital in broker)i fought a guy who speaks like little jacob,did it all in slo mo,and when i was fighting,the voices of guys talking in the background were killing me of laughter:*in slo mo* YOOOOO DASS HIS AIIIIIIIIMM *again slo mo*(rasta voice) HEY MAN...MAN..STUPID (idk what he said next but LOLOL)

*slo mo* DADKBIALDOADKGIA *text appears on screen while a weird voice comes:ORC SEX*

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Payne Killer

Was trying to explore LC when a cop runs me over and I ragdoll into a streetlight balls first

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Shadowfennekin

Okay, I ran after Stevie when he drove off in the pink comet and sniped him once I was able to. Immediately afterward I got a text from Brucie saying he was starting to think I wasn't "alpha" anymore(Hadn't hung with him in awhile but still perfect timing. :lol: )

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I got 2 stars, stole a car and peeled out onto the road. A cop car was coming in the opposite direction. A civilian was running away in the middle of the road. The stars aligned and the poor guy was turned into a pancake between our bumpers, then flew off the screen. I couldn't stop laughing.

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Not really one of the funniest moments, but...

Several days ago I was playing TBOGT and shot the driver of a car in front of the hospital in Broker. I shot him right in the forehead and there was blood splatter on the windshield, so I'm pretty sure I didn't miss. But he just continued to drive. ._. Luckily, he got stuck in the traffic jam and I either pulled him out of the car or he got out himself, I don't remember exactly, but anyway, he started to walk away and was limping as if he was shot in the stomach.

 

It was weird, yet normal since it reminded me of what is possible in a GTA game, lol.

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TheGr8Cornholio

I laughed my ass off when Brucie asked Niko to punch him in the gut. Niko's dark humor was great too, specially during some cutscenes with Vlad.

 

During gameplay I found funny how peds were ejected from their cars when we crashed. I also remember this once I was driving a Dukes at full speed up a slope, and when I got to the top I flew straight into a guy's Landstalker windshield; I think I hit straight to the face with my car's bumper.

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Niko telling Stories and Roman Sleeping.

 

Niko:Roman U Fat Fuuuck!!!

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The first time i flew throught the windshield was in the water ! Also me and my Friend were playing GTA IV in 2011 and we found Luis Lopez in a Bar in Free-Roam and my friend wanted to kill him and i told him to don't because he's Luis and he said:Who The f*ck Is Luis ? Still laughing to this day

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When I inadvertently discover the power of the swing sets for the first time.

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SmokesWithCigs

i can't find the funniest character thread so i'm going to say listening to the black street preachers ranting. nothing makes me smile more than when i step out my appartment in bohan and i hear " hey you, yeah i'm talking to you!" y'all better listen to me!" you're all evil now you can listen to me and be saved or be burned in hell fire!" lol.

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Y Λ N K X V

*Little Jacob

*Real Badman

*Swingset glitch

*Jumpin' from Rotterdam Tower while shooting a RPG

*Pushin' people under trains and cars

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Homicidal Hipster

Calm down... Before I give you injury.

 

Your dad likes it up the ass, what you want me to say? Huh.

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Funniest, most awesome pure gameplay moment: During one of my many playthroughs of IV, when I got to play Three Leaf Clover, it was just extremely intense that particular time. Compared to my other playthroughs, it was just like there were more cops, bullets flying and overall action. I remember sitting there being all like "wow, this is awesome!". I don't know why that mission never was that intense before or after that particular time, but that was the very best gameplay moment I had with GTA IV. It was almost so intense that you forgot to actually breath during the play.

 

Funniest moment as in comedic was when my buddy and I played online. We were at Star Junction (it was free roam) and messed around, shooting a lot of NPC:s, and this catchy disco tune "Relight my fire" came on. The chorus of the song played and I sang along while I climbed off my motorcycle, continuing to shoot NPC:s. Then I suddenly get hit by a panicked car and is launched forward. Now the thing is that at the same time as I got hit by that car, my buddy had threwn a molotov cocktail at somebody, which fire I landed right in, and I burned to death. We were laughing our asses off! It was almost surreal that it could go down like that bad. Good times.

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The one thing I miss bout this game is getting a firetruck and driving on the opposite side of the freeway plowing into cars, making people fly threw their windshields while in 1st person view.

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