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Bust YO rhymes cuz you in,

Maybe you'll make it to the top and win

Maybe 2nd, you can't keep up with my rappin

To the top I seek,

Stompin on the weak,

Rappin all week,

After you hear my rappin youl see,

But for now just chill with the other OG's!

 

 

@loaded please enlist first then after each line hit the enter button like the above so we can read it right icon14.gif

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I thought this was funny and the corny rhymes made me laugh.

 

 

I think we should have a cypher thread, that would be cool. cool.gif

 

 

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A loaded rifle

*enlist*

 

I guess I leave with no heed

Does it remind you bout' your dad?

He probobly left cause you rhymes so sad,

Or maybe I geuss you mother's weight watchers bills mad him mad

I don't care bout your pathetic trash talk

Ill make you brown ass walk

Why?I can deny..

I geuss its just cause I got Rhymes you can't buy...

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Okay loaded

 

So you can rhyme

But can you keep up with the time

Your to busy playing tag

I got your bitch snagged

YO mom is at her peak

I let her lick my leak

For the past weak

I didn't even have to sneak

You don't realize I'm not here to talk

I'm here to rise to the top

Clearing the smog

Rappin is my skill

Looking down at you on my hill

You can watch from YO window sill

Because I ain't one of those run'of'the mill

I'm original with my rap

So big I'll be on the map

So dont talk down to me

Learn how to adress an OG.

Word...

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F*ck it, I'm enlisting.

 

Ahem.

 

"His past be mysterious, his reasons unclear

The pink-colored typeset strikes hot the fear

In the hearts of his friends, his enemies

For reasons not quite clear

 

'D' to the 'A' to the double 'N,' 'I'

In the past claimed he was a girl, and now he's a guy?

Wait, what the f*ck, I'm giving my haters ammo for bashin'

I guess I forgot to mention I have an affinity for Gothic-Lolita fashion?

 

f*ck all you motherf*ckers, and f*ck all my friends too

f*ck this A-A-B-B rhyming, and violets are blue

This rhyme is going nowhere, I'm not making a point

I'll kill everyone of you guys with a rusty switchblade."

 

Word. ph34r.gif

 

 

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A loaded rifle

Bro,Whats wrong with your remedys?

The mods better stop this quick and censor me

I make you bow down to me for a century

and If you don't ill whip you like your mom consequencivly

Ill make you run back to squatting tree

so you can go buy pee of of kids and say that your "squeaky clean"

Get ready,Cause this rap is mean

Ill just finish this off by calling you a dirty brown bean...

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Bro,Whats wrong with your remedys?

The mods better stop this quick and censor me

I make you bow down to me for a century

and If you don't ill whip you like your mom consequencivly

Ill make you run back to squatting tree

so you can go buy pee of of kids and say that your "squeaky clean"

Get ready,Cause this rap is mean

Ill just finish this off by calling you a dirty brown bean...

He's finally takin the bait

Someone charge me a rate

Droppin beats so fresh

Ya mamma told me they're great

While giving me head,

Yeah we went to bed,

Went all night

Bust a nut til she dead.

 

What's the problem, U mad?

That the best rhyme you ever had?

Bombed yo mom's pussy

Like that sh*t was Baghdad.

They said it was fate,

These rhymes are innate,

It ain't no coincidence

You were born in '98.

 

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Word!

 

They call me Oscar, but some call me the Grouch,

and life on the Street's tough, for that I can vouch,

you see I live in a trash can, spend all day sorting litter,

had yo' mother in my crib the other day and I stuck it up her sh*tter

 

So hell naw boy,

I ain't into that Bert and Ernie sh*t,

Take one step closer and you'll end up on a gurney, bitch,

I'mma take out my anger on you, 'cos, to be crass

I'm so pent up, I've spent all day with a dude's hand up my ass

 

I'm like Elmo,

you can go ahead and tickle me,

ain't gonna laugh,

but if you do it right then quickly,

I'll bust a nut in yo' eyes,

you gon' need health insurance

I'm known as Oscar the Grouch,

but I ain't know for endurance.

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You've all had your fun, I'm sure, but now I have won, for sure; I hope you aren't all shocked to find, this topic is now locked, never mind.

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