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Hello Everyone I'm sure your thinking wow this is stupid but it's a lot of fun and not as easy as you think. If you would like to rap battle me or would like to join the roster of rappers type of reply saying *ENLIST* or if you would like to Challenge someone to a Rap Battle type *Challenge_(username)*

 

Thank you.

 

Roster:

Kjwarrior

Skins

Mati

Craig

Ziggy

Vercetti21

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Sorry, I don't think this is a good idea at all. Poetry's all well and good but I can just see this being a bit of a disaster.

 

Still, I'll leave it open, see what happens...

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Thank you I think it will go well but I trust your judgement I think it's just plain fun to rap battle wanna try it?

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I agree with Craig. However, there's this strange temptation to join... Hmm, decisions, decisions.
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If you want to, do it. I may add a verse or two myself...

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Yo..Og Klunge is on the Mic yo. Drop the motherf*cking f*ckin' beat motherf*cker yo!

 

MC Klunge be up in yo asses.

MC Klunge be teachin' all da classes.

MC Klunge be poppin' yo momz.

MC Klunge be droppin lyrical bombz!

 

Respect Boiiiiii!

 

On a serious note. Anybody actual stepped up to battle?

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings."

 

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He has.

 

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When I made my threats, they called me as nuts as a bag of cashews,

Making towers drop like beats and flow, disappear with a flash, who,

Yeah I'm the mastermind, head honcho, the Al Qaeda main man,

Until the big 6 put a bullet in my brain like only the USA can,

I see your shaking heads, I'm pouring over my YouTube subscription,

Swagging on with syphilis, you know how hard it is to get a f*cking prescription?

I'm ill and sick, that's the sad, slick and harsh truth,

No hi-top sneakers, kickin' sandals, got no use for a real shoe,

Spent a decade of my time sat in canyons gobbling scorpions,

Only achievement in life, f*cking hide and seek champion,

Trophies in Call Of Duty, be it Black Ops or Modern Warfare 3,

You'll wonder who the raghead Muslim motherf*cker is raining holy Allah fire on you,

From C4 to AK, ringing numbers off like Bingo,

I ain't old, just listen, The Stones and B-52s spitting out my cassette player so cold,

If I had two forces, like four horses, I'd bring the apocalypse down on the West,

Like Clint Eastwood f*cking Josey Wales, yeah it'll damn hail,

Shards of steel from free planes, not going to rephrase, I just don't give a f*ck,

Only got love for my nine brothers and four significant others,

My kids turned legal and my cousins turned evil, you know it,

Robbing the perch of that f*cking golden eagle you covet,

I love Arab bitches, they're wiring bombs, sucking dick, doing dishes,

Lapping up streaks of red from American streets, though Al Qaeda pussy is pink,

Got business men sweating on their feet, floor 64 to 12 in under 8 seconds,

Levels collapse making Bush's office prolapse,

I'll take the wet towel off my head and whip you in the f*cking ASS with it,

My beard be deeper than the Atlantic Ocean,

And that particular September 11 bowel motion caused a ripple,

A ripple more than that BlackBerry, iPhone call that f*cking rumbled me, SHIT.

 

Somebody stop him!

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Good day, my name is MC Manorz

My name's so big, you shall have to write it on a banner(s)

Spit legit, but I don't spit as I'm polite

And if I spit in front of you, I may be quite contrite

You try find me "in da club", you must be having a laugh

You daft old jester, I'm at home reading The Telegraph

Because you see, I'm the MC

And that's for middle class, you see?

And I like my sugar with milk and tea*

Perhaps a Hobnob to dunk, good consistency

In my porch, in my detached house, I have a bowl of potpourri

Get inside, in my marble-topped kitchen, I'll cook up a recipe

From Jamie Oliver, yeah, the Naked Chef

You hear me rap, you better wish you were deaf

 

*May not be entirely my own work...

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Shayan Shaffey

I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

 

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I'm glad to see such great rhymes,

I think were gonna have a great time,

You see rapping isn't always bad,

Been speakin in rhymes since I was a lad,

I was told to stop, told to quit,

But I put their words back around on them no remix,

So if you got lyrical skills that you want told,

Post em here and well see if they hold

 

 

 

Btw remember to enlist and battle people!

 

 

 

Thanks!

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I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

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Shayan Shaffey

 

I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

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Your Anus will be raped like never before,

because I am at your door,

Gonna rape you like a whore,

and I will make you want more,

 

Shayan Shaffey fails again

sh*t, my life is pointless

Does this sh*t have to rhyme?

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I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

Awesome topic idea icon14.gif

Your Anus will be raped like never before,

because I am at your door,

Gonna rape you like a whore,

and I will make you want more,

 

Shayan Shaffey fails again

sh*t, my life is pointless

Does this sh*t have to rhyme?

It's called rap for a reason you know.

 

Keep trying. Anyone else wanna 1v1 me?

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I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

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Your Anus will be raped like never before,

because I am at your door?

 

Shayan Shaffey fails again

sh*t, my life is pointless

Would you like me to rap for you?

 

Demo

HES AT YO DOOR

 

KNIFE TO YO THROAT

 

BLOOD ON YO NECK

 

NOW YOU SCREMIN FOR A PARAMEDIC

 

IF YOU THINK HE f*ckS DOGS IT'S AN INSULT TO YOU

 

BECAUSE HES TALKIN ABOUT YOU GIRL IN A TOO-TOO

 

BITCH WAS THAT HAIRY HE THOUGHT IT WAS A LAB

 

HE GRABBED DA LAB AND GAVE IT A TAP

 

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN REAL RAP,

 

Challenge excepted

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Shayan Shaffey
I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

Awesome topic idea icon14.gif

Your Anus will be raped like never before,

because I am at your door,

Gonna rape you like a whore,

and I will make you want more,

 

Shayan Shaffey fails again

sh*t, my life is pointless

Does this sh*t have to rhyme?

It's called rap for a reason you know.

 

Keep trying. Anyone else wanna 1v1 me?

Oh, rap! I thought it was rape blush.gif

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I'll try, but don't expect me to get vulgar:

Female dogs, are all pleasing my Genitalia...

 

Shayan Shaffey fails mercie_blink.gif

I'll leave this to you guys.

Challenge still accepted tounge.gif

 

Female dogs, are all pleasing your Genitalia,

Now listen to my flow, it'll be your memorablia

Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub is down, your dogs will do

Yer' sick bastard whipping on them every day

After 2 ugly girlfriends you can't admit you're gay

You'll swallow my words while they'll swallow your milkshake

Cause you're about to be beaten with my earthquake!

 

Took me 5 minutes. Nothing personal, really.

Your turn. Have fun failing again tounge.gif

 

Awesome topic idea icon14.gif

Your Anus will be raped like never before,

because I am at your door,

Gonna rape you like a whore,

and I will make you want more,

 

Shayan Shaffey fails again

sh*t, my life is pointless

Does this sh*t have to rhyme?

It's called rap for a reason you know.

 

Keep trying. Anyone else wanna 1v1 me?

Oh, rap! I thought it was rape blush.gif

Classic mistake...

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Let's leave the quotes.

 

@Kjwarrior:

 

Oh come in sir, with your phukkin' lancer

 

 

Protect the dog rapist and be his night enhancer

 

 

Hump him the whole night but after you're trough

 

 

Don't think I won't come back for you

 

 

I'll kill you afterwards, I'm the damn illuminati

 

 

Oh after cutting you I discovered

 

 

You ain't got a street bone in your whole body

 

 

I hope you won't get your mind recovered!

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NIGGA YOU ALREADY DEAD

TOOK ENOUGH TIME TO RESPOND I TOOK YO MOMS HEAD

 

U SAY U GONNA PUT THE SMACKDOWN THEN DO IT,

 

DONT JUST KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND sh*t,

 

BITCH I DONT PUT ON AN ACT THIS IS MY LIFE,

 

U THE ONE THINKIN HES THE sh*t IN THIS HERE STRIFE,

 

BITCH U SAY U GONNA BEAT ME DOWN GO AHEAD,

 

NIGGA f*ck WITH ME ULL BE HANGING BY A THREAD,

 

U TALK ABOUT REALL RAPPAZ BUT U AINT ONE,

 

U f*ck WITH ME HOMIE ULL GET OUT DONE,

 

NIGGA GIVE MY A HARD HIT,

 

I DONT EVEN GIVE A sh*t,

 

BECAUSE U CANT EVEN FLOW,

 

NIGGA U NEED TO JUST LET IT GO,

 

UR RHYMES SUCK AND U SOUND LIKE CRAP,

 

NIGGA U IN A f*ckIN TRAP,

 

TO FAIL EVER SENCE U STARTED THIS BEEF,

 

IF YOU WANT SOME MORE COME AT ME

 

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ON THE STREETS

 

TAG YO ASS GRAB YO ORGANS AND SELL EM

 

PUSSIES ARE REAL HIGH VALUE

 

SO NEXT SAY PLEASE

 

BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU ADRESS AN OG

 

 

 

 

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Alright, here we go:

 

 

Congratuf*ckinglations on typing your letters bigger

 

 

This doesn't change your status of a punk-ass nigga

 

 

Trying to shoot me with your mainstream cock lines

 

 

You won't even get a hook, even JB declines

 

 

You f*cking brat trying to act a man, act a gangsta

 

 

Go to my kitchen bitch and make me a goddamn sandwich

 

 

You're my f*cking slave and your sisters' wanksta

 

 

Nigga search inside ya mind and turn on the switch!

 

 

Still trying to be a motherf*cking chimp

 

 

Ya gotta work for me, I'll be your master pimp

 

 

Ya'll be a whore having sex for two bucks every night

 

 

Try to touch these lines without stealing my copyright

 

 

I can foresight, yer' ass is done after our fistfight

 

 

In my eyesight I see your head chopped off, I'm havin' a delight

 

 

Cuz you ain't f*cking with me motherf*ckin' Mr. Bright

 

 

Educate from my lines and say goodnight!

 

 

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HELL NO NIIGA I DONT KEEP UP WIT U,

I JUST BE SURPASSIN U,

LEAVEING U BEHINED ME,

TRYING TO BE HARD AND GET AT ME,

NIGGA U’S A BITCH GET IT THROUGH UR HEAD,

IF U BEEN TOLE UR THE sh*t UVE BEEN MISLED,

MY sh*t BE BANGIN,

THE WEST IS WHAT IM CLAIMIN,

MY sh*t IS FLAMIN,

U’S A BITCH AND THATS WHAT IM EXPLAININ,

U NEED TO STOP COMPLAININ,

ILL BE FOREVER REMAININ,

AT THE TOP CAUSE I NEVER DIE,

IM SITTIN SO HIGH,

I CAN TOUGHT THE SKY,

THIS sh*t RIGHT HERE IS A GHETTO BATTLE CRY,

ULL DISSAPPER IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,

COME AT ME...GIVE IT A TRY,

ILL BEAT YOU DOWN,

MY FLOW IS WORLD RENOWN,

U GONNA GET RUN DOWN,

U AND UR BITCH JR NEED TO GET A WEDDING GOWN,

U 2 CANT STOP ME,

THIS I GUARANTEE,

COME ON U SAY U HARD,

AFTER THIS UR EAGO WILL BE SCARRED,

I DISTROY FOOLS WITH NO REGARD,

BITCH U SOUND LIKE A f*ckING RETARD

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY CAPS LOCK

THEN GET READY TO SUCK MY GLOCK

im sitin here readin ur hate

while makin ya mums knees sexy shake

it just might take 1 more mmate

just 2 put her outa date

by the time im done ima be her numba 1

while rolin this sh*t of my tongue

like 2pac in “the good die young

my lyrics send chils up ya spine

like steven king in 99

im creatin da storm of da century

after 2night im guna stik in ya memory

like a a few big cones

screamin out my name

MIKE JONES

rob all your cards,

and spend your doh,

Let my crew,

come and run through,

just like my flow,

pull out my strap,

let my guns clap,

and my hood clap too,

spit this sh*t sick,

while you suck my dick,

because your head be screwed,

i chew you like food,

spit you like lyrics,

knock you to the ground,

until you aint with it,

i’ll put an end to ur chapter,

plus the prequel,

wether a rapper,

my lyrics are lethal.

 

 

 

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Or a thesaurus...

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Or they should be in the worlds largest Spelling B. FTW cookie.gifcookie.gifcookie.gif

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You tellin' me I'm ignorant

Call me a hypocrite

Talk sh*t behind my back

But I'm still movin' after hits

To the place I wanna be,

Niggas got beef,

Won't let me be me

Or let me speak.

 

I'm talkin to a brick wall

Tryna make me f*ck all

Tell you ima do something

No longer am I stalled.

Poured every drop of hate

Into my gas tank

It's no wonder all the evil forces

Got all the right resources.

 

-V21

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You tellin' me I'm ignorant

Call me a hypocrite

Talk sh*t behind my back

But I'm still movin' after hits

To the place I wanna be,

Niggas got beef,

Won't let me be me

Or let me speak.

 

I'm talkin to a brick wall

Tryna make me f*ck all

Tell you ima do something

No longer am I stalled.

Poured every drop of hate

Into my gas tank

It's no wonder all the evil forces

Got all the right resources.

 

-V21

Just to say before you post your rhymes I'd like to say *enlist* this way I can add you to the roster!

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A loaded rifle

@kj

Yo,yo,yo kj your name is as gay as Nae-nae.You jack off to porn in your truck and still cant deny your dad neva gave a f*ck.Becuase he slap yo mom's ass so sick it be like this slick rap flick.Get it?wanna bet it?I engrave my name in your life with my big ass knife.Its brown like yo heritage,gonna whip your mom like the carrigas.

 

Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!What then?

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