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If a hen lays an egg on the top of a barn, which side does it roll off of?

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"When is donkey spelled with one letter?"

 

 

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If a hen lays an egg on the top of a barn, which side does it roll off of?

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"When is donkey spelled with one letter?"

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When it's "U".

 

 

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"You are in a running race. The person in second place is your biggest rival. He is wearing blue shorts, a red tank top and has long blonde hair. He is wearing the top of the range Nike trainers that were just released yesterday. You speed towards him on the home straight of the track, gasping for breath. As you approach the finishing line, you just manage to overtake him. In what position do you finish the race?"

 

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The person in second place is your biggest rival.

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If a hen lays an egg on the top of a barn, which side does it roll off of?

The outside.

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If a hen lays an egg on the top of a barn, which side does it roll off of?

The outside.

Here's a hint - he substituted hen for rooster.

 

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Just like what voodoo referenced, you copied it wrong, it is supposed to be the rooster.

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Fair enough, since it´s faulty I post a new one which might be familiar.

 

`Rich men need it, poor men have it, but if you eat it you die, what is it?`

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Fair enough, since it´s faulty I post a new one which might be familiar.

 

`Rich men need it, poor men have it, but if you eat it you die, what is it?`

Nothing.

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Fair enough, since it´s faulty I post a new one which might be familiar.

 

`Rich men need it, poor men have it, but if you eat it you die, what is it?`

Nothing.

Yup that's the answer but word to the wise, avoid 1 word posts.

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Since this topic died, and the answer was never confirmed.

 

A man is found dead in a room with no doors, no windows, or anything inside the room except for a puddle of water (don't ask how he got in there) He was found hanging from a rope around his neck, the rope is very high, the man would not have been able to pull himself into it by jumping

So how was he dead, hanging from the rope?

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You guys are freaking hilarious. Here's a new one:

 

A man takes the elevator in his apartment building up to the 16th floor where he and his wife live. However, when he reached the 11th floor, he knew that his wife had died. How?!

 

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P.S. Just spent three minutes looking for a picture of the Joker, hahaha.

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The puddle used to be ice which he used as a stepping stool.

Correct.

I really dunno, blood in the elevator?

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It was one of those outside all glass lifts, and he passed his wife while she was falling. Of course that might not be right because she mostly wouldn't be dead untill she stopped falling. sad.gif

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A man takes the elevator in his apartment building up to the 16th floor where he and his wife live. However, when he reached the 11th floor, he knew that his wife had died. How?!

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His wife was on life support!

 

 

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A man takes the elevator in his apartment building up to the 16th floor where he and his wife live. However, when he reached the 11th floor, he knew that his wife had died. How?!

 

<what Voodoo said>, and the elevator stopped (due to a power failure) while he was on that floor.

 

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I've got one.

 

Ok a man and his 11 year old son are riding along a road at night, the car crashes and hits a tree at high speed. The ambulance arrives and brings them both to the hospital. The father is taken into one room and the son into another. The surgeon walks into the operating theatre where the boy is, then says "I'm sorry I can't operate, this is my son." How is this possible?

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I've got one.

 

Ok a man and his 11 year old son are riding along a road at night, the car crashes and hits a tree at high speed. The ambulance arrives and brings them both to the hospital. The father is taken into one room and the son into another. The surgeon walks into the operating theatre where the boy is, then says "I'm sorry I can't operate, this is my son." How is this possible?

So, the question is asking how can he be his son or why can't he operate because 'he's his son'?

 

I'm going to take a stab and go for the first question and say that the surgeon is the kid's granddad?

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The Doctor was his (the son's) mother?

OOPS, didn't see Rown's post.

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Of course it's his mother. This "riddle" is as old as the world.

 

Although you could use lateral thinking and make the surgeon a man and come up with a creative explanation that also has sense.

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Yup it's his mum, the surgeon is his mum. Well done to Rown for getting it first, and also to anybody else who got it. It's supposed to challenge stereotypes because you assume that the surgeon is a man, and therefore people try and work out how the man who was just in a bad car crash can now suddenly be about to operate on his son. But in actual fact the man is critically injured/dead depending on the version, and so it's as simple as the boy's surgeon being female, and also his mum.

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Yup it's his mum, the surgeon is his mum. Well done to Rown for getting it first, and also to anybody else who got it. It's supposed to challenge stereotypes because you assume that the surgeon is a man, and therefore people try and work out how the man who was just in a bad car crash can now suddenly be about to operate on his son. But in actual fact the man is critically injured/dead depending on the version, and so it's as simple as the boy's surgeon being female, and also his mum.

It was rather obvious.

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It was rather obvious.

But the rest of us non-perfect, stereotypical son-of-bitches continue to get these obvious questions wrong bored.gif

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"How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep?"

 

 

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None... it's usually piled beside the hole.

 

Not really a riddle: How many people live in a cemetary?

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Two math problems:

How long is a piece of string?

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How far can you walk into the woods?

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String: Twice as long as half of it.

 

Woods: Twice as long as half the distance you can walk.

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Yes, the string is twice the distance from the middle to one end.

 

The Forrest: You can only walk in to the middle, as soon as you reach the middle you are walking out smile.gif

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