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Try playing it with the charger plugged in (and on) if you haven't already done so. That usually gives an FPS boost.

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Would you ever have sex with a midget?

 

Depends, are they allergic to chloroform?

 

Asking the important question to get it out of the way.

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jln22, if you haven't already, try running the game in the lowest resolution possible. It will be a bit of an eye sore, but it should help with the lag. I'm assuming you've turned all the graphics settings down as well, but if you haven't, do so.

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Would you ever have sex with a midget?

I've always considered a Midget as a properly proportioned human, as opposed to a 'Dwarf' with distorted limbs and head.

So which is this discussion about?

 

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^ The only messed up thing about it (in my opinion) is that they kinda look like children. That might be one way to solve the problem with pedophiles.

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^ The only messed up thing about it (in my opinion) is that they kinda look like children. That might be one way to solve the problem with pedophiles.

I've read that if a boy/girl friendship (amorous) with a great difference in height, it can be a latent pedophile relationship for the taller person. Edited by lil weasel
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Would you ever have sex with a midget?

I do it all the time, but this isn't a topic about the size of your Johnson.

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jln22, if you haven't already, try running the game in the lowest resolution possible. It will be a bit of an eye sore, but it should help with the lag. I'm assuming you've turned all the graphics settings down as well, but if you haven't, do so.

If I will, the game will look like sh*t. I can tell you I've done it before, a year back, when the game was still developing and it didn't changed that much tbh.

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^ The only messed up thing about it (in my opinion) is that they kinda look like children. That might be one way to solve the problem with pedophiles.

 

 

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No, he wasn't, the hitler family was Roman Catholic.

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How do you go to a specific page in a thread? My mission is to read every page of the funny pics topic, I closed the page at 50.

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How do you go to a specific page in a thread? My mission is to read every page of the funny pics topic, I closed the page at 50.

Click where it says 'Page x of y' (Page 577 of 577 in this case) and it will come up with a text box allowing you to enter a specific page number :^:

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How do you go to a specific page in a thread? My mission is to read every page of the funny pics topic, I closed the page at 50.

Click where it says 'Page x of y' (Page 577 of 577 in this case) and it will come up with a text box allowing you to enter a specific page number :^:

 

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Would you ever have sex with a midget?

My wife is only a hair above the height defined for being labeled a midget. So I guess my answer is "yes".

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Would you ever have sex with a midget?

My wife is only a hair above the height defined for being labeled a midget. So I guess my answer is "yes".

Not sure what that limit is, but my wife is 4'10.5". I always tease her about being a midget.

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I cucked Alex Jones

Here's the picture of the girl that made me think of the question.

 

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Here tits must be a third of her body weight or something.

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I never thought there'd be a time where I'd make this statement but.... I'd plough that midget.

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Little People of America (LPA) define dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that. The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8.

 

"Midget" refers to a person who is very short, but normally proportioned. The term midget is now rarely used and is considered offensive. But its usage was very common until the end of the twentieth century. It has given way to "Short person" or "little person".

 

The term midget is different from dwarf based on body proportions. A person with dwarfism has disproportionately short limbs. The term midget was used to describe persons of small size but with normal proportions when compared to average people.

 

Both are: Less than 147 cm (4' 10")

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My brother's wife it pretty short, about 4'10" or a little over, maybe even around five feet.

 

I know my ex, Jessica, was pretty short too, maybe about 5'5". My second ex wasn't much taller, maybe 5'7"?

 

Even funnier how my Uncle Clark is 6'4" and I'm only 5'10".

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5'5'' is an average height for a women.

 

This. What do you expect, UT, 6'4" women everywhere?

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5'5'' is an average height for a women.

 

This. What do you expect, UT, 6'4" women everywhere?

 

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It just seems kinda weird though, seeing as when we dated, she was more near my height, but I was maybe 5'9" when I was in 10th grade. I'd be surprised if just one inch makes a difference, though.

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I'm 5'3", and I thought that I was short.

 

We have a little person at my college, and she's absolutely gorgeous. No one looks at her differently, and Im pretty sure she has a fairly tall, normal-sized boyfriend. If you love someone enough, why not? I don't see why it would be deterring if you love the person. For a random hookup? Well, that's up to each person. Usually with random hookups, you do it with someone who you're attracted to, so that really depends on if you're attracted to the little person...and then there's always the matter of how drunk you are, and let's be real, if you're drunk enough, you could end up sleeping with a cactus.

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It just seems kinda weird though, seeing as when we dated, she was more near my height, but I was maybe 5'9" when I was in 10th grade. I'd be surprised if just one inch makes a difference, though.

 

 

One inch makes all the difference. Don't let anyone fool you.

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It just seems kinda weird though, seeing as when we dated, she was more near my height, but I was maybe 5'9" when I was in 10th grade. I'd be surprised if just one inch makes a difference, though.

 

 

One inch makes all the difference. Don't let anyone fool you.

 

That could be the case. I've been told I'm pretty tall and old looking for my age, considering my voice and molestache growing thicker by the day.

 

 

And for reference, this is a picture of me taken last summer when I was out in Colorado, doing some kind of bike tire toss thing. I'm the stud with the beanie and flippy floppies. I think those tires had about a 2-foot diameter

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I can post a pic of my ex if you wanna see how short she is

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