Have A Question? V2

[sivispacem]

Can you actually cry by hitting yourself?

If you punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can your eyes will probably water.

I dunno' about that, he should test that for his-self. Tangible evidence is needed to make such a conclusion about this and evidence is gathered through experimentation.

Go, punch your-self in the dick for science.

Simple: Pull a nose hair out.

You could also try the trick that some law enforcement organisations use to determine whether people are genuinely unconscious or just pretending. Get a Biro or other kind of pen and jam it into the fleshy bit of your nasal septum. between the two pieces of cartilage. Your eyes will be watering in no time.

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

My question: What do you do when someone in the office is sharing a very brief story about something that is somewhat important to him- but the boss hates the topic so interrupts and changes the subject with his authority and louder voice- and you're watching the original speaker look away in shame

 

So what do you do?

Wink at him and do the fellatio hand movements. That way he knows you're a true friend.

[lol232]

Ah, I'll definitely try that.

Although I have exactly 1000 f*cking channels (Channel 0 to 999) so it's gonna take some time to find the correct channel.

I'll do it straight away though, thanks!

No don't do that mate, you'll be there all night. On your remote control there should be a few buttons to get to these video channels such as AV. Sometimes there's a button that scrolls through those video channels automatically(on mine it's called source). They are usually before channel 1 or channel 0 and sometimes they can only be accessed through the TV remote, it all depends on the brand of your TV.

 

You said you had an old TV so I'm assuming that you only have a few of these channels such as AV1, AV2 and S-Video.

Okay, I looked through all the 1000 f*cking channels with no luck.

 

I checked the XBOX display settings and it said "NTSC 4:3", so, how do I change it to PAL?

 

I can only change it to Auto and NTSC 4:3, nothing else, unfortunately. I checked Auto and it still lacks colour.

Can anyone help me out?

[NCONiall]

Considering that it's only feeding through one channel and that you've arranged the red, white and yellow wires around I would say that your cable may be faulty. Have you got any other cables that connect the Xbox to the TV?

[Harley]

 

Can anyone suggest me the best tasting and smoothest cigarette out there? Something as smooth as possible. And I'm talking affordable stuff you can buy at a gas station not something I have to go to a high end tobacco shop for. My mom smokes Kool Menthol and I can't stand them I'm going to switch brands. Which one is the best though? I'm way to cheap to try them all to see which one I like best but I just want a place to start. I hate the menthol sh*t too. I know most of you are Europeans on here so your knowledge of smokes is probably pretty good basically what I'm looking for is something as smooth as a cigar but in cigarette form if that makes sense. Plus is there a difference between brands? I've only smoked Kool before but I smoked a few cigars with my friends before and thought they were much better. So I'm just looking for a cigarette that's like that.

 

E: I'm thinking Marlboro because that's what my dad used to smoke and I've heard people say that their lights are the best cigarette out there.

Smoking a cigar is not the same as smoking a cigarette. If that's what you prefer then that's what you should be buying. I don't even understand how you got in the habit of smoking cigarettes if the only brand you've tried is one you hate.

 

If I buy tailors then I'll buy Marlboro Reds. I prefer them over anything else but if someone pinches one off me they always pull a face on the first drag. If you really want to smoke then Marlboro Lights are one of the weakest smoothest cigarettes out there. The usual type around here buy them on a Saturday night just because they like the way they look smoking it outside the bar.

[Crokey]

Can anyone suggest me the best tasting and smoothest cigarette out there? Something as smooth as possible. And I'm talking affordable stuff you can buy at a gas station not something I have to go to a high end tobacco shop for. My mom smokes Kool Menthol and I can't stand them I'm going to switch brands. Which one is the best though? I'm way to cheap to try them all to see which one I like best but I just want a place to start. I hate the menthol sh*t too. I know most of you are Europeans on here so your knowledge of smokes is probably pretty good basically what I'm looking for is something as smooth as a cigar but in cigarette form if that makes sense. Plus is there a difference between brands? I've only smoked Kool before but I smoked a few cigars with my friends before and thought they were much better. So I'm just looking for a cigarette that's like that.

 

E: I'm thinking Marlboro because that's what my dad used to smoke and I've heard people say that their lights are the best cigarette out there.

When I used to partake in the art of smoking, West were my usual brand as they were strong but smooth, Marlboro Lights are crap and have got loads of Estrogen in them so will give you moobs, plus with lights you have to suck real hard to get anything out of them... and yes that last part of the sentence did sound so wrong.

 

 

Go, punch your-self in the dick for science.

 

That, along with "I'd call you a c*nt but you have neither the depth nor the warmth" is now in my top two insults. Thank You

 

 

[Living Tribunal]

Who is the member on highest rank in GTA Forums ?. Like above all mods and admins....I want to request him to changwe the username...

[Shoumaker]

 

Tank is the Root Admin of this website. Do not ask him for a name change. They aren't done anymore because of software complications. You have to wait till V1.5 also known as the next version of the board which we should see before GTA V comes hopefully.

[sivispacem]

The only way of changing names it to start a new account.

[Shoumaker]

 

The only way of changing names it to start a new account.

Currently yes. You'll be able to change your name once the board is updated like I said above. Although I've seen some name changes here even after they were stopped being done. So yeah, either make a new account or wait a few months. Things to consider when making a new account:

 

- You will need to tell staff about the new account.

- The old one will be banned.

- Noting will be transferred between accounts.

Edited May 23, 2013 by shoumic

[Mince]

Question for Firefox users: anyone else noticed that middle click and drag doesn't work anymore? I.E. you middle click the page and move the mouse down, it moves the page on its own. It works on Chrome, Safari and Internet Explorer on this computer, yet I can't get it to work on Firefox for the life of me. Not sure if it's a problem on my end or globally removed functionality.

[NCONiall]

Question for Firefox users: anyone else noticed that middle click and drag doesn't work anymore? I.E. you middle click the page and move the mouse down, it moves the page on its own. It works on Chrome, Safari and Internet Explorer on this computer, yet I can't get it to work on Firefox for the life of me. Not sure if it's a problem on my end or globally removed functionality.

Updated just there now to 21.0. I can middle-mouse scroll just fine.

[lol232]

Considering that it's only feeding through one channel and that you've arranged the red, white and yellow wires around I would say that your cable may be faulty. Have you got any other cables that connect the Xbox to the TV?

No, unfortunately I don't.

[Sneakerhead.]

Here's a question:

 

Are ninjas real? (Like the ones in the movies with the all black outfits and the swords and whatnot)

[EvilFuture]

The only way of changing names it to start a new account.

Currently yes. You'll be able to change your name once the board is updated like I said above. Although I've seen some name changes here even after they were stopped being done. So yeah, either make a new account or wait a few months. Things to consider when making a new account:

 

- You will need to tell staff about the new account.

- The old one will be banned.

- Noting will be transferred between accounts.

Well I gotta question about the name changing whenever it gets here. Would we only be able to change it once, or would it be like a limit of like maybe 3? Because if it's unlimited people will be changing their names all the time and it will get really confusing.

[Pyrrhic]

If I recal correctly Xcommunicated said something about it being a limit of once per year, it may have been a different member of staff though.

[Kifflom112]

Why won't Audi make an RS4 sedan. What if I wanted a fast four door that wasn't a funny looking avant?

Also, is Audi going to make a sedan version of the 2014 RS6 C7?

[universetwisters]

Here's a question:

 

Are ninjas real? (Like the ones in the movies with the all black outfits and the swords and whatnot)

Of course they are! Ever read "Real Ultimate Power"?

[K^2]

Here's a question:

 

Are ninjas real? (Like the ones in the movies with the all black outfits and the swords and whatnot)

Yes. There is an associated martial art - Ninjitsu. It's still taught in many places. Many of the abilities attributed to the ninjas are just tales, often perpetuated by students of Ninjitsu themselves, but the outfits and the selection of weapons are depicted somewhat faithfully in popular culture. They were originally meant as infiltrators, spies, and assassins, so they favor loose, dark clothing that is not as easy to spot in the dark and that can fit many hidden weapons. Besides the unusual purpose, however, it's a fairly standard martial art focusing on physical and mental discipline.

[assmillk]

Any one good at chemistry? How do i do MaVa=MbVb titration equations? I have a data table of results from a lab where we had to neutralize an acid with a base. Now its asking me to calculate the molarity of the acid for all of the trials? I just don't understand what to plug into the equation.

 

Chances are low that i'll find a chemistry wiz on here.

[Sneakerhead.]

Here's a question:

 

Are ninjas real? (Like the ones in the movies with the all black outfits and the swords and whatnot)

Yes. There is an associated martial art - Ninjitsu. It's still taught in many places. Many of the abilities attributed to the ninjas are just tales, often perpetuated by students of Ninjitsu themselves, but the outfits and the selection of weapons are depicted somewhat faithfully in popular culture. They were originally meant as infiltrators, spies, and assassins, so they favor loose, dark clothing that is not as easy to spot in the dark and that can fit many hidden weapons. Besides the unusual purpose, however, it's a fairly standard martial art focusing on physical and mental discipline.

Very interesting.

 

Another question:

Can anyone tell me if it's possible to take parts off one car and put them on another? (On GTA SA, Like taking the rollcage off the Hotring and putting it in the Greenwood.)

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Is it possible to give a ped clothes from another ped? (Like giving a beach ped a t-shirt and jeans.)

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Is there a TXD Editor for SA? If so, are there any instructional videos?

[Kifflom112]

What the hell is going on with the V section right now? Some idiot just made a thread about... disturbing sh*t (which I accidentally clicked on ), and people are fighting with each other 24/7. Why can't the mods/admins just IP ban these perverted trolls?

[Sgt. Foley]

Since they are not "violating any rules" they wont do anything. Seems odd, I've seen tons of people in Gaming Chat violate rules, I report them, nothing happens.

 

I don't think the mods actually care about what I have to say anymore. I don't care. Their loss, I'm trying to help them out.

[Travís.]

Why does it take so long for mods to delete threads that shows a guy parading his 1 inch dick, don't need to see that sh*t.

[Kifflom112]

Why does it take so long for mods to delete threads that shows a guy parading his 1 inch dick, don't need to see that sh*t.

The moderators/administrators aren't always on this forum 24/7 therefore the cannot take care of important matters right after they occur. It's annoying when it's something as disturbing... as that but, well.

[Sgt. Foley]

Opinionated question:

 

Is this a good color to color my text in with?

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

 

What the hell is going on with the V section right now? Some idiot just made a thread about... disturbing sh*t (which I accidentally clicked on ), and people are fighting with each other 24/7. Why can't the mods/admins just IP ban these perverted trolls?

I think it'd be great for the mods/admins to post a sticky in the GTA V section with certain rules, and automatically permaban anyone who breaks them. They could call it "The Enema."

 

 

Is this a good color to color my text in with?

No color is a good color to color your text with. Seems pointless, and nobody really cares about it except for the person doing it.

Edited May 24, 2013 by zoo3891

[rudy]

Opinionated question:

 

Is this a good color to color my text in with?

Nope, it seems like your text has been splattered with poop.

[Finn 7 five 11]

Any one good at chemistry? How do i do MaVa=MbVb titration equations? I have a data table of results from a lab where we had to neutralize an acid with a base. Now its asking me to calculate the molarity of the acid for all of the trials? I just don't understand what to plug into the equation.

 

Chances are low that i'll find a chemistry wiz on here.

Damn, if you'd asked me that a few years ago I woulda nailed it. Wait for I^2 or sivis.

[Sneakerhead.]

Can anyone tell me if it's possible to take parts off one car and put them on another? (On GTA SA, Like taking the rollcage off the Hotring and putting it in the Greenwood.)

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Is it possible to give a ped clothes from another ped? (Like giving a beach ped a t-shirt and jeans.)

--------------------

Is there a TXD Editor for SA? If so, are there any instructional videos?

?????