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Why don't people have parties after funerals?

You haven't been to Scotland then?

 

As the old adage goes, what's the difference between a Scottish Wedding and Scottish Funeral... You'll get more drunk at a funeral.

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Maybe because death isn't something that is celebrated by most people. Even if it's after the funeral.

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Why don't people have parties after funerals?

Uh.. I do. Maybe some countries don't have parties, but my relatives kinda celebrate after the funeral.

 

Although, I don't see the point of celebrating after a person dies. tounge.gif

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Can someone help my with this movie. I cannot remember the name of it, and i have tried searching for the parts i remember but its not narrowing it down.

I think it is a National Lampoon film, and the parts i remember are him being on a beach smoking, when he throws the cigarette into the water it randomly explodes.

Another part i remember is him bringing some girl home to his caravan, and he says "it looks bigger on the inside" When they walk through the front door its basically a huge mansion lol.gif

 

Anyone seen it and kindly share the title?

 

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Can someone help my with this movie. I cannot remember the name of it, and i have tried searching for the parts i remember but its not narrowing it down.

I think it is a National Lampoon film, and the parts i remember are him being on a beach smoking, when he throws the cigarette into the water it randomly explodes.

Another part i remember is him bringing some girl home to his caravan, and he says "it looks bigger on the inside" When they walk through the front door its basically a huge mansion lol.gif

 

Anyone seen it and kindly share the title?

 

Sounds like Loaded Wepon

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I think it's Loaded Weapon dude.

 

Gareth beat me to it.

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Sounds like Loaded Wepon

YES! That's the one thankyou! There is so many i couldn't remember what one it was!

If anyone reading this hasn't seen it watch it, it is hilarious.

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Why don't people have parties after funerals?

You haven't been to Scotland then?

 

As the old adage goes, what's the difference between a Scottish Wedding and Scottish Funeral... You'll get more drunk at a funeral.

Same with England (or at least, with my family)

 

You don't have wakes in the US?

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Sgt. Foley

How many types of computer keyboards are there? I've heard of mechanical but what are the other types?

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Why don't people have parties after funerals?

In my clan it's in the form of a sit down Dinner immediately after the burial.

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I am quite aware of the abilities testicles have. It's just that recently my ballsack has become verrrry droopy, and I'm kinda scared.

Puberty.

I'm 22.

 

Maybe my ballsack is starting to sag lower as I get older, I don't know. I'm almost to the point where I can tuck them in my butt-hole.

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Is it weird to hide in your parent's cluast and masturbate, while your parents have sex?

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Is it weird to hide in your parent's cluast and masturbate, while your parents have sex?

Smell that? It's the smell of a future BUSTED member.

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Smell that? It's the smell of a future BUSTED member.

Good job, you just tied your post to his so it's now just as ban worthy.

 

Anyways, on Amazon is it possible to send a gift card that was already given to you to another account?

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I am quite aware of the abilities testicles have. It's just that recently my ballsack has become verrrry droopy, and I'm kinda scared.

Puberty.

I'm 22.

 

Maybe my ballsack is starting to sag lower as I get older, I don't know. I'm almost to the point where I can tuck them in my butt-hole.

There's no shame in being a late bloomer.

 

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Anyways, on Amazon is it possible to send a gift card that was already given to you to another account?

There are several limitations when it comes to these things really. They cannot be reloaded, transferred for value, resold, redeemed for cash or applied to any other account. Even if the Gift Card balances in your account is unused it still cant be transferred.

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How much, on estimate do you fellas think all 52 of the DC '52' comic collection would be worth nowadays?

aka geobst

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Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

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Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

It runs on my sh*tty desktop pretty well, although it doesn't handle graphic mods very well. Still, I have plenty of vehicle mods, texture mods, map mods, a trainer, all sorts really, and it's great fun. I suppose the only thing to do is just give it a go. You can probably get SA dirt cheap these days so there's no risk in it really.

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Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

Can you tell us what your specs are in the laptop you will be playing in? If you don't know then TheGreatGig23 is pretty spot on, this game doesn't require high specs by any means. Also to find your specs can be found by right clicking 'properties' in My computer. Or you can run a test in the link below so we can see what your GPU is along with everything else.

 

http://www.piriform.com/speccy

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Clem Fandango
Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

It runs on my sh*tty desktop pretty well, although it doesn't handle graphic mods very well. Still, I have plenty of vehicle mods, texture mods, map mods, a trainer, all sorts really, and it's great fun. I suppose the only thing to do is just give it a go. You can probably get SA dirt cheap these days so there's no risk in it really.

Yeah I'm not really after graphics mods, I just want to become batman and fight dinosaurs. Also saw a mod on youtube where a dude was cruising through a series of underwater tubes and that looked pretty cool.

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Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

Try this: http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/ Just select the game (in your case GTA San Andreas) and then it will tell you whether your pc meet requirements or not. smile.gif

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Maybe my ballsack is starting to sag lower as I get older, I don't know. I'm almost to the point where I can tuck them in my butt-hole.

Be careful.

 

 

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Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

I have a dual core processor running at 2.1GHz and an ATI Mobility HD4250. It runs fine as long as you don't use AA and set the graphics to low(fundamentally it's just a decrease in shadows). Oh and stay away from any mods that alter particles; turns into a lag fest.

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Finn 7 five 11

I have a question.

 

Okay Call Of Duty Black Ops 1, I used to love it so much, I would play it heaps and was really good at it, worked up to a 2.50 k/d eventually and it was still rising, I got ranked in the top thousand many many many weeks in a row.

 

One day, my interest disappeared, I couldn't get high scores anymore for some reason, I don't know why, I just couldn't, I figured out that it was lack of interest, so I turned into a sniper, that was fun for a while, but now I find that boring as well.

 

Yet every single day I play for 1-3 hours just out of habit, has anyone else done this? How can I change? No other games interest me either, I couldn't be bothered playing them, should I force myself onto other games? Pack away the PS3?

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Sgt. Foley
I have a question.

 

Okay Call Of Duty Black Ops 1, I used to love it so much, I would play it heaps and was really good at it, worked up to a 2.50 k/d eventually and it was still rising, I got ranked in the top thousand many many many weeks in a row.

 

One day, my interest disappeared, I couldn't get high scores anymore for some reason, I don't know why, I just couldn't, I figured out that it was lack of interest, so I turned into a sniper, that was fun for a while, but now I find that boring as well.

 

Yet every single day I play for 1-3 hours just out of habit, has anyone else done this? How can I change? No other games interest me either, I couldn't be bothered playing them, should I force myself onto other games? Pack away the PS3?

My question to you is, are you really focused on the game?

 

I had a great comeback to COD recently. So here's what I have to say. It seems like you have to use OP guns, in your case, the M16 and the Famas. You use those with perks that you like. Don't go online to google or youtube to watch videos about the best classes, they never work. Another thing is, that if you're listening through a TV, you may want to consider buying a gaming headset, like a Tritton. I have the Primer Wireless Stereo Headset and it works great. Yes, you need batteries for it, but they never run out as quickly as they do on the 360, and I'm not even sure what console you're on lol.

 

Anyway, just some tips that help me out a lot. I don't play BO1 as much as I do MW3, and BO2

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Sneakerhead.
Since I need something to tide me over until V and I'm pretty much done with IV and the Episodes, I've been thinking about grabbing a copy of San Andreas on PC (by completely legal means, of course) and modding it to hell and back... how feasible is this on my crappy laptop? I can play Simpsons Hit and Run without incident, whatever that's worth. I'm not a PC gamer, obviously.

It runs on my sh*tty desktop pretty well, although it doesn't handle graphic mods very well. Still, I have plenty of vehicle mods, texture mods, map mods, a trainer, all sorts really, and it's great fun. I suppose the only thing to do is just give it a go. You can probably get SA dirt cheap these days so there's no risk in it really.

Yeah I'm not really after graphics mods, I just want to become batman and fight dinosaurs. Also saw a mod on youtube where a dude was cruising through a series of underwater tubes and that looked pretty cool.

If you already got SA, I recommend SA-MP, it's great fun and you can meet alot of great communities, it's also a fun way to past the time.

 

My question: Is there a official GTAF SA-MP Server?

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