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1 kajillion posts should really be the only worthy milestone topic. A bajillion posts isn't bad either, but it's got nothing on a kajillion.

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*looking at posts saying my milestone sucked"

 

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Well f*ck you too

 

On topic: Am I the only one who when using toothpaste sees all the old toothpaste that dried up from the last time using the brush and has some urge to put the bit of toothpaste that was next to the old dried up one in the sink?

It's some strange hygiene obesssion that I have.

 

 

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Pfft, whatch you talking bout? That's clearly a made up number, there's no such thing as a "bazillion".

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On topic: Am I the only one who when using toothpaste sees all the old toothpaste that dried up from the last time using the brush and has some urge to put the bit of toothpaste that was next to the old dried up one in the sink?

Why? Toothpaste doesn't really rot, although I guess I never really notice dry toothpaste. If that's too unhygienic for you I bet you'd love to hear that toothpaste is one of the things that cockroaches just love to screw around in.

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I got a question for you, guys. Do you think opening milestone threads for 1k posts are useless ?

'Milestones' of any size are a waste of space. Especially those of less than 25,000, if I had to allow them at all.

 

All they do is give reason to create a lot of useless/spam posts to reach the marks.

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I agree with weasel... I think they're just unneccesary in general. I don't even know how many posts I have.

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I agree with weasel... I think they're just unneccesary in general. I don't even know how many posts I have.

Ok come now Irv, can I call you Irv? Irv don't kid yourself fella, we all check our post count from time to time. It's like those people that say they don't google themselves, we all know everybody does it. I do it at least once a day, and I'm not even famous! Could you imagine if I was famous? I'd just sit staring at my penis all day whilst googling myself, kinda like Les Dennis now. Except he's no longer famous.

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I agree with weasel... I think they're just unneccesary in general. I don't even know how many posts I have.

Ok come now Irv, can I call you Irv? Irv don't kid yourself fella, we all check our post count from time to time. It's like those people that say they don't google themselves, we all know everybody does it. I do it at least once a day, and I'm not even famous! Could you imagine if I was famous? I'd just sit staring at my penis all day whilst googling myself, kinda like Les Dennis now. Except he's no longer famous.

i have a great story involving google and penises. well, the penises part isn't involved on my end though.

 

anyway i was bored so i googled my dads (who has now moved out some years ago) email address thing (but without the @emailcompanyhere stuff so it's like a normal username) and then I found like 5 different posts on some website asking "who owns this house* but replace "this house" with the address that we used to live at.

 

so anyway i scrolled down some more and then saw a porn site account, so i decided to click on that and there was a pic of him which pretty much confirmed it was him, then after looking at his "previously watched videos" he was into some very kinky sh*t. made me laugh for a bit hehe

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I agree with weasel... I think they're just unneccesary in general. I don't even know how many posts I have.

Ok come now Irv, can I call you Irv? Irv don't kid yourself fella, we all check our post count from time to time. It's like those people that say they don't google themselves, we all know everybody does it. I do it at least once a day, and I'm not even famous! Could you imagine if I was famous? I'd just sit staring at my penis all day whilst googling myself, kinda like Les Dennis now. Except he's no longer famous.

Yes you can. That's been my online nickname since I first made this username in like 2003. A fun fact, my real life nickname is "Irvs" with an "s".

 

To be completely honest I just never do... I don't care enough. I remember when I was like 12 or 13 I registered to some gaming community and spammed the f*ck out of the place to get my post count up. After learning that lesson, I've never looked at my post count again on any website.

 

Les Dennis... was he the guy from British family feud?

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I got a question for you, guys. Do you think opening milestone threads for 1k posts are useless ?

I think milestones are better when they relate to number of years spent on the forums. Post-count isn't a measure for any achievement until there are heavy, informative and contributing posts in your bag. Everyone has a different way of posting. Some just like replying with a small sentence while some make sure that every post is quality, some are stars and only ooze awesome posts..so, post count isn't a measure for any kind of achievement.

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Well, that was interesting... I just almost set my father's house on fire. Nice guy I am took my dad's garbage out and had it sitting in the can while baking brownies... then I the entire brownie tray catches fire at which point I take it outside and throw it into the trash can... then, unfortunately the entire trash can went on fire, then part of the deck. Thank god for the hose. Question - can it catch fire again even though I blasted it with the hose and threw the remainder into the woods? After throwing it into the woods I am worried I'm going to start a forest fire. Note that it is raining.

 

Umm... anyway

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You threw something on fire in a trash can? And then the remains in the woods?

 

What the hell were you thinking?

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I hope you made sure to get every last ember with the hose.

 

It only takes one...

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I just inspected the woods and everything is fine...thankfully it is raining heavily. I just got back from 7-11 with Febreeze and just blasted the sh*t out of the house. Good thing I have a plane ticket for Sunday night to go back to DC... he won't beat me that long.

 

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You threw something on fire in a trash can? And then the remains in the woods?

 

What the hell were you thinking?

 

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Finn 7 five 11
You threw something on fire in a trash can? And then the remains in the woods?

 

What the hell were you thinking?

Very unlikely to start a fire, impossible if it's raining.

I go camping a lot, embers chucked out of the fire won't burn anything except really long dry love grass.

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Recently I've been looking at the forum background and I discovered that one of the random shapes looks like a Centaur sticking it's tongue out.

 

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Anyone else see the resemblance?

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Recently I've been looking at the forum background and I discovered that one of the random shapes looks like a Centaur sticking it's tongue out.

 

user posted image

 

Anyone else see the resemblance?

Just like every other thing in this world, it resembles a dodgy penis.

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...What compels you to say things like that?^

 

Like to thank everyone for the church thing and Gareth, i would go to simply get a feel, see what it's like.

 

Another question:

Can anyone find the comedian topic where everyone posted videos of stand-up (No not Escelehgo's topic). I am really keen for some comedy.

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...What compels you to say things like that?^

 

Like to thank everyone for the church thing and Gareth, i would go to simply get a feel, see what it's like.

 

Another question:

Can anyone find the comedian topic where everyone posted videos of stand-up (No not Escelehgo's topic). I am really keen for some comedy.

this it?

comedians topic

 

only othe rcomedian topic I could find on 1st 10 pages of search

 

found a 2nd (better but older) one

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Recently I've been looking at the forum background and I discovered that one of the random shapes looks like a Centaur sticking it's tongue out.

 

user posted image

 

Anyone else see the resemblance?

That is just a random shape, dude. dozingoff.gif

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Recently I've been looking at the forum background and I discovered that one of the random shapes looks like a Centaur sticking it's tongue out.

 

user posted image

 

Anyone else see the resemblance?

That is just a random shape, dude. dozingoff.gif

No sh*t, dickhead. orly.gif

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Recently I've been looking at the forum background and I discovered that one of the random shapes looks like a Centaur sticking it's tongue out.

 

user posted image

 

Anyone else see the resemblance?

Just like every other thing in this world, it resembles a dodgy penis.

Please keep your posting habits out of this.

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