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If you don't have time to shower (or like me, spend so long doing your hair after getting out of the shower that your skin's tightened up again) get a flannel and run it under the hot top. Wring it out then sit that on your face for like a minute. Perfect shave, even with an electric every time.

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Hey, guys. Anybody know what is the name of the background in Fast Five the movie, in the scene where Han and Gisele come back from when they had to get Hernan Reyes's handprint for the vault, there is a song running on radio in the background, when Han and Gisele show the handprint to Tej and Roman.

 

At 67 min of movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8UXn_WAsA

 

 

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When I shave my armpits

you uh....uh...wait you mean- uhh, under your arms and- I mean thats like...uh, hmmm.

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When I shave my armpits

you uh....uh...wait you mean- uhh, under your arms and- I mean thats like...uh, hmmm.

Get with the times man. I even created this topic on the subject. If shaving your armpits is wrong, then brother I don't wanna be right.

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Why do I hate My Little Pony? It pisses me off and I don't know why.

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You probably aren't the target audience, to be fair.

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Why do I hate My Little Pony? It pisses me off and I don't know why.

You're not alone.

 

It's probably because the hardcore fans of the show make everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) on the internet plagued with ponies, no matter the circumstance. This is why I hate the show and its fanbase.

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Why do I hate My Little Pony? It pisses me off and I don't know why.

You're not alone.

 

It's probably because the hardcore fans of the show make everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) on the internet plagued with ponies, no matter the circumstance. This is why I hate the show and its fanbase.

Wait a minute. My little Pony is still around? Sure, I've seen some internet references, but I thought it was just hipster meme stuff.

 

Because of the lyrics of the original commercial (i think early 80s), 'my little pony' was used as a reference for vagania around here.

 

Oh sh*t...come to think of it I'm not sure there was a cartoon for it back then. It may have just been a toy you could take into the bathtub and play with the hair.

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'my little pony' was used as a reference for vagania around here.

Oh sh*t, so all this time people have been worshiping a vagina show?

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'my little pony' was used as a reference for vagania around here.

You sure it isn't Maryland?

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'my little pony' was used as a reference for vagania around here.

You sure it isn't Maryland?

I couldn't help myself and I had to try and find the commercial. I couldn't find the one with the bathtub. Probably because this prudish, paroinoid world won't allow a video of a girl child in the bathtub on youtube.

 

However I did find one from the same time using the same jingle. Might help explain the vagania connection.

 

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Maybe, but there ARE breast feeding videos on YouTube, and some scantily clad ones for well, you know...jerking it I gather

 

Anywho, Got a serious question, what HD camcorder has anyone selected, and why? What options do you feel are most important in putting together a shopping list for one?

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Can anyone recommend some instrumental soft rock bands please?

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Hey, guys. Anybody know what is the name of the background in Fast Five the movie, in the scene where Han and Gisele come back from when they had to get Hernan Reyes's handprint for the vault, there is a song running on radio in the background, when Han and Gisele show the handprint to Tej and Roman.

 

At 67 min of movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8UXn_WAsA

 

Damn... Doesn't anyone speak English here? smile.gif

Please help me to recognize the lyrics. And I will help you in another.

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When I shave my armpits

you uh....uh...wait you mean- uhh, under your arms and- I mean thats like...uh, hmmm.

Get with the times man. I even created this topic on the subject. If shaving your armpits is wrong, then brother I don't wanna be right.

you know what? I agree, I'm a liberal person and I don't give a sh*t if someone thinks something isn't right or is too feminine, but my god there is a line, there is a line and you my friend have shat all over it.

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Since when the f*ck does shaving armpits mean shatting all over the line? And what line is this? You're reacting as if he's the first man to shave his armpits.

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Hmmm....

What is My Little Pony?

Why is it so famous on internet stuff?

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Since when the f*ck does shaving armpits mean shatting all over the line? And what line is this? You're reacting as if he's the first man to shave his armpits.

Am I? Am I? this is shaving armpits- fair enough if you want to walk around in women's underwear, try on a bra and wear lipstick, we all do it- I know I do. But the shaving of one's armpits is a testament to yourself, and a submission to the way of the girly man. The girly man that walks the streets and draws sneers from every macho man that see's him (a man like myself) men who take care of themselves- they make me sick. SICK. Sicker than an ostrich who's been attached to a golf buggy and driven through a sandpit at 46 miles per hour. The human race should be big, hairy, almost gorilla like primates, killing animals and hunting. Now I've never done this before and the idea of doing it scares me enough to make me pee a little but that is because of this horrendously offensive gay time we live in. I don't want to tolerate this sh*t- I'm better than than the girly man and I want him to know it.

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Since when the f*ck does shaving armpits mean shatting all over the line? And what line is this? You're reacting as if he's the first man to shave his armpits.

Am I? Am I? this is shaving armpits- fair enough if you want to walk around in women's underwear, try on a bra and wear lipstick, we all do it- I know I do. But the shaving of one's armpits is a testament to yourself, and a submission to the way of the girly man.

I spent about 6 years shaving all of my body hair. I used to swim competitively (and at a reasonable standard, though I say so myself), got in the habit then and didn't stop until long after I'd finished swimming at any real level. I probably still would if I could ever be arsed and hadn't become a lazy slob. It certainly has it's benefits- you feel cleaner, for one, and I found it stopped me smelling like a dead badger after a sweaty evening of drinking and fornicating. Simply, if it bothers you that much, or you feel it impedes on someone's "macho-ness", then it says more about your own emotional insecurity than anyone else's.

 

Plus, most men in porn- who, lest we forget, are actually paid to pork attractive women, seem to do without body hair. I cannot think of a profession more stereotypically macho than nailing chicks for money in front of a camera.

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I spent about 6 years shaving all of my body hair. I used to swim competitively (and at a reasonable standard, though I say so myself), got in the habit then and didn't stop until long after I'd finished swimming at any real level. I probably still would if I could ever be arsed and hadn't become a lazy slob. It certainly has it's benefits- you feel cleaner, for one, and I found it stopped me smelling like a dead badger after a sweaty evening of drinking and fornicating. Simply, if it bothers you that much, or you feel it impedes on someone's "macho-ness", then it says more about your own emotional insecurity than anyone else's.

 

Plus, most men in porn- who, lest we forget, are actually paid to pork attractive women, seem to do without body hair. I cannot think of a profession more stereotypically macho than nailing chicks for money in front of a camera.

Until you remember that the women are getting paid substantially more to have sex with the men. Then those guys are pretty emasculated.

 

Also, how dedicated was "shaving all of my body hair"? Did this include head hair (although you wear a cap so that's a bit pointless) and eyebrows? Because that would be hilarious.

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There is one guy in my city who lost literally all of his hair due to heavy stress in childhood (his father was arrested and he was witness of this situation) and he doesn't look hilarious, believe me.

 

And about shaving armpits and other different places. I don't think it's strange or if it should cause such discussions. One of my uni colleagues was shaving his legs and we found that more funny than strange, but we of course haven't been laughing. I think that everybody has his needs and shouldn't look at others. You want to have shaved armpits, legs or crotch? It's your hair and not anybody else. Wanna shave them? Go ahead.

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Nowt wrong with shaving your pits'n'bits, it can actually reduce smells as the sweat (no matter how much deodorant or anti-antiperspirant you use) won't cling to the hair.

 

Besides why should women be the only ones who can have fun making a landing strip to the fun zone. In addition, less hair down there means its less off-putting for piping on the oboe wink.gif

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Since when the f*ck does shaving armpits mean shatting all over the line? And what line is this? You're reacting as if he's the first man to shave his armpits.

Am I? Am I? this is shaving armpits- fair enough if you want to walk around in women's underwear, try on a bra and wear lipstick, we all do it- I know I do. But the shaving of one's armpits is a testament to yourself, and a submission to the way of the girly man. The girly man that walks the streets and draws sneers from every macho man that see's him (a man like myself) men who take care of themselves- they make me sick. SICK. Sicker than an ostrich who's been attached to a golf buggy and driven through a sandpit at 46 miles per hour. The human race should be big, hairy, almost gorilla like primates, killing animals and hunting. Now I've never done this before and the idea of doing it scares me enough to make me pee a little but that is because of this horrendously offensive gay time we live in. I don't want to tolerate this sh*t- I'm better than than the girly man and I want him to know it.

I can't tell whether you're trolling or just a paranoid teenager who's been exposed to so much of metrosexuality that it's become too much for you to digest.

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Until you remember that the women are getting paid substantially more to have sex with the men. Then those guys are pretty emasculated.

A fair point, but that's simple supply and demand rather than anything else.

 

 

Also, how dedicated was "shaving all of my body hair"? Did this include head hair (although you wear a cap so that's a bit pointless) and eyebrows? Because that would be hilarious.

Head hair yes, eyebrows no.

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what a surprise , sivaspacem comes in all guns firing , using his favourite terms like "emotional insecurity", without so much as a single idea I was taking the piss biggrin.gif

I know you like jumping down people's throats, but please, for once lighten up. I'm not sure why you like telling people their ignorant , or have issues so much, maybe its because you were called names as a child, and now your a big success you can diagnose your bullies with complex , emotional disorders to leave them in tearful wrecks before your eyes biggrin.gif

you go sivaspacem , knock those bullies out the park, then unzip your fly, take out your enormous e-penis, and have a go at yourself . you win! yay sivaspacem ! yay!

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what a surprise , sivaspacem comes in all guns firing , using his favourite terms like "emotional insecurity", without so much as a single idea I was taking the piss biggrin.gif

I know you like jumping down people's throats, but please, for once lighten up. I'm not sure why you like telling people their ignorant , or have issues so much, maybe its because you were called names as a child, and now your a big success you can diagnose your bullies with complex , emotional disorders to leave them in tearful wrecks before your eyes biggrin.gif

you go sivaspacem , knock those bullies out the park, then unzip your fly, take out your enormous e-penis, and have a go at yourself . you win! yay sivaspacem ! yay!

Dafuq?

 

I actually have to agree with sivicspacem in this case. For almost 20 years old you're acting really immature. The times are changing, if we would keep the same line with "humans should be like hairy apes", why not to go further with it? Why not to live like a f*cking bacteria?

 

Seriously, it's not gay to shave your armpits or any other part of your body, or it won't make you a girly twat. Get over it and grow up.

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Q: What are some fun activities to do if you go out drinking with a girl? Nothing sexual, just as friends. I live in a kind of dead town.

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Utter dross

May I refer you to the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971)?

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Q: What are some fun activities to do if you go out drinking with a girl? Nothing sexual, just as friends. I live in a kind of dead town.

Mini-Golf, Pool, Swimming, Horseback riding, Go-Karting, Forest/garden walks, Pic-Niks, Movies, Lectures, Museums, et cetra.

When your drinking do it after the excursion. (Or hip flask.)

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