Shayan Shaffey Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 He was a gay, even raped me when im asleep. Mike Hunt: EEW! That sh*t is f*cked up! Claude: Alright, I want to introduce you guys to steve scott. Lazlow: Alright, let's go to his house! Suddenly a car drives towards them and honks, it's... 1. Steve Scott... 2. Ma... 3. Japanese police... 4. The ghost glendale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Japanese Police JP: Your friend is arrested. Lazlow: Why? JP: He was using 3 kilos of heroin. *Gun fires" Police are dead. Mike: The ... rescued us? 1.Sindaccos 2.Forellis 3.Avenging Angels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 Forellis Franco: Hi, let's forget about the chit-chat and get to the point: We have a resistance group in San Fierro, we want you guys to join! Mike: Hmm, we have something else to do, so we'll have to pass. Franco: Well, listen here's the deal: We have ... hostage and if you don't join we'll torture him to death. 1. Toni... 2. Lazlow's kid (Lazlow has been hiding him)... 3. Maria... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 FRANCO: Well, listen here's the deal: We have Maria hostage and if you don't join we'll torture him to death. LAZLOW: Who's Maria? CLAUDE: Sal's wife. LAZLOW: Who's Sal? CLAUDE: The leader of the Leone's. He's dead. LAZLOW: Who are the Leones? CLAUDE: WOULD YOU JUST FREAKING STOP IT?! LAZLOW: Eh...anyway. Listen here, mister. I've got my own resistance group in Hirohito (formerly Liberty) City, called "Liberty's Freedom". These people here are in MY group, along with Toni, Carl Johnson, Donald Love and DJ Andee. They're in Japan. FRANCO: ... 1) Wow, that seems like a dangerous lot. I'll just recruit some other people. See you around! 2) No way! There must only be ONE resistance group, and that would be MINE! If your group beats my group in basketball, we'll leave. But if we win, you have to haul your sorry asses out of America. 3) HEY LOOK IT'S LOVE FIST!!!! *Lazlow and the others look* Ha ha, suckers! *takes our heroes' money and runs away very fast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 No way! There must only be ONE resistance group, and that would be MINE! If your group beats my group in basketball, we'll leave. But if we win, you have to haul your sorry asses out of America. Claude: I'm not good at basketball! Franco: A deals a deal. Lazlow: Alright let's do this. *Whispers to claude*You still didn't tell me who the Leone's are. Claude: Shut up already. Lazlow: We're ready. After they pick up the ball... 1. They play well and win the game... 2. The play bad and lose the game... 3. The ball explodes and injures Lazlow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 The ball explodes and injures Lazlow. TOMMY: Hey! That's not fair! Who will we have as our fifth member? (Tommy, Claude, Mike, Cortez) Franco, however, is playing with four tall, muscular Forelli thugs. A shiny black Infernus drives up to the basketball court. The driver rolls down his window and announces, "Hey, do you still need a player?" CLAUDE: Who are you? 1) Jack Howitzer 2) Mike Toreno 3) O.G. Loc 4) Cesar Vialpando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Jack Howitzer Jack: I am Jack Hovitser from austria! Lazlow: Right, you were in those movies. Ahhh! sh*t, my arm Jack: Ja. I vill play against these mozerf*ckers! Jack Howitzer approaches the playing field... 1. He picks up the ball and plays well and wins... 2. he pulls out his gun and kills all the forellis... 3. The ball explodes again... 4. He screams because he sees a rat... 5. He plays badly and looses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 He plays badly and looses... Giorgio: Man that was lame. Lazlow: Seriously. First you shot former WCTR host and now this. Jack: I always sucked at that I know. *Maverick sounds* Franco: WTF IS THAT!!! 1.Toni Cipriani with Massimo Torini's comprenhensive proof black maverick. 2. Tommy with his lame slow red maverick. 3. Paulie Sindacco with his fireproof blue maverick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerokills555 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Toni Cipriani with Massimo Torini's comprenhensive proof black maverick. Toni: Hop in. We're going to Shoreside Vale. Donald: Ok. *Gun shots* Franco: WTF how can that be heli didin't explode. Toni: Thats called comprenhensive proof . Mike: What about us. Toni: IDK try to survive we will pick you up later. Besides its 2 hour flight. Which characters did stay: 1. Mike Hunt, Jack Howitzer, Lazlow. 2. Mike Hunt, Lazlow, Tommy Vercetti. 3.Mike Hunt, Claude, Maria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Mike Hunt, Jack Howitzer, Lazlow. TOMMY: I thought you were in Japan with the others? TONI: Nah, I returned just to check on you guys. Mike, Jack, go bring Lazlow to the nearest hospital. I'll come back for you later. JACK: Ja, vatever. FRANCO: Get them, you jerks! The Forelli thugs chase after Toni and the others. One of them throws a grenade as high as he can, and... 1) Hits the chopper. Toni, Tommy, Claude and Cortez jump out, without parachutes, and fall to the ground in pain. 2) Hits a passing oil truck. It explodes, leaving a huge hole in the ground. The cops show up and arrest Franco and his men. 3) Hits him in the head. The grenade explodes and the thugs die. Franco just facepalms at the stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Hits a passing oil truck. It explodes, leaving a huge hole in the ground. The cops show up and arrest Franco and his men. Franco: f*ck you cops damnit. Cop #1: What the (boom headshot) Franco: RUN GIORGIO RUN LIKE THE WIND!!! Cop #2: You are under arrest for destroying oil truck and killing Mike Hunt. Franco: Nooo Toni Cipriani killed it i just destroyed the oil truck. Cop #2: Arrest them. Toni flies away and makes it to Staunton Island right now but LCPD cops somehow got lcpd maverick gamesave to kill them from right side guys have m4's, from left side they have ak47's, and standing on top of helicopter some Leone guy wielding Tec-9 to kill Toni Cipriani and his goons. While in Japan Forellis return to Vice City in order to have allies they went to talk to: 1. Sharks so they can rule all over Vice City 2. Cholos to get revenge on Cubans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Sharks so they can rule all over Vice City. Forelli 1: when we take Vice City, we'll get "Liberty's freedom" easier because *A car drives up to them, it's...* 1. "Liberty's Freedom... 2. Borat... 3. Toni Cipriani... 4. Japanese police... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Liberty's Freedom. FRANCO: Well, well, well. What do we have here? CJ: I heard you're planning to take over our group. FRANCO: Indeed we are. What are you gonna do about it, nigga? *CJ becomes mad and starts choking Franco* CJ: Racist pig! Woozie, go fire a few rounds on this guy's face. Franco kicks the pistol out of Woozie's hands. A Shark grabs the gun and hands it to Franco, who aims at CJ's head. ANDEE: I can't look! FRANCO: Hey, you! Join me or I'm gonna kill this motherf***er! WOOZIE: Oh, yeah? Some Sharks grab Woozie and take him to a locked room. Franco gives our heroes some choices: 1) Release Woozie, but Franco and the Sharks take over Vice. 2) Don't release Woozie, but they get to leave unharmed. 3) CJ says "F**k it", and a gunfight occurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Release Woozie, but Franco and the Sharks take over Vice. Franco: Its a deal. Once Franco takes over with Sharks a guy wants to join a gang its: 1. Toni Cipriani. 2. Salvatore Leone. 3. Niko Bellic's father(if you choose this, that means you know his fate). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Can you please revise your options? Toni is the present leader of the Leones in the story, as both Sal and Joey are dead. He would not have a good reason to just "jump" into another gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 well he got bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Then I will choose 3. Niko Bellic's father. MR. BELLIC: I would like to join your gang. I am very mad at those Leones for killing my son. (Remember: GTA3 Era and GTA4 Era are different. This is GTA3 Era. Therefore I could safely say that Niko Bellic died. ) SHARK 1: Are you sure it was a Leone who killed him? MR. BELLIC: Yes. You know, black suit, black shades, black Sentinel? SHARK 2: Very well then. One of our men spotted a helicopter flying to Shoreside Vale. The current Leone leader, Toni Cipriani, is there with some of his friends. If you would bring him to us, we will greatly reward you. MR. BELLIC: Do I have to kill him? SHARK 1: No. Bring him back alive and we will do the rest. Here's an RPG. *hands him an RPG* Mr. Bellic took a flight to Hirohito (formerly Liberty) City. He waited in the airport for Toni to come, but five hours pass and he's still not there. 1) Toni and the others have already arrived before Mr. Bellic. They are now in Toni's Shoreside Vale safehouse, planning an attack on the Forellis and Sharks. However. Mr. bellic doesn't know where they are. 2) Toni finally arrives in his chopper. Mr. Bellic takes one good aim at it and fires the RPG. The chopper goes down with a loud BANG, and Toni and his friends fall onto the runway. 3) Mr. Bellic gets bored of waiting, so he leaves the airport. Some Japanese soldiers spot him and arrest him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 Mr. Bellic gets bored of waiting, so he leaves the airport. Some Japanese soldiers spot him and arrest him. They take him to the interrogation room. Jap cop: What do you know about the resistance? Mr. Bellic:... 1. Me english not gud! 2. Mr. Bellic lies... 3. Mr. Bellic tells the truth... 4. He acts like he has a heart attack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 He acts like he has a heart attack. JAP COP: Damn! Call an ambulance! A few minutes later, the ambulance arrives. The two medics get out, load Mr. Bellic into the ambulance and drive away. MEDIC 1: Yo, I think that guy is rich. Go check his wallet and see what we can find. MEDIC 2: *looks into the back of the ambulance* What the~ 1) Mr. Bellic had died. He had a real heart condition. 2) Mr. Bellic had died. There is a bullethole in the ambulance's back window, and a sniper bullet in Mr. Bellic's chest. 3) Mr. Bellic had escaped. He tried to ask the people about the Leones, but none of them can remember since the Japanese invaded the city. 4) Mr. Bellic was looking straight up at them, with a gun in his hand. The two scared medics leave the ambulance, making him free to steal it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 Mr. Bellic was looking straight up at them, with a gun in his hand. The two scared medics leave the ambulance, making him free to steal it. Mr. Bellic: Now I can drive to Khirokhito city! After some driving he arrives in Vice City, which he mistakes for Hirohito City. At the japanese checkpoint: Jap Soldier: Show me your passport ID and Drivers license. *Mr bellic does not own any of these items* so he... 1. Shoots the men... 2. Just drives through the checkpoint in his car... 3. Bribes the Japs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daplura Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 1. Shoots the men. Mr. Bellic: I think I will go and hunt the Leones *Goes to the Mansion in Cedar Grove* *Meanwhile CJ and Woozie come to Hirohito city trailing after Mr. Bellic, the use a Motor boat to reach there* *At the Portland docks* Cj: I am hungry. I am starting to lose my stamina. Woozie lend me your cellphone. Let me ring Toni Woozie: Battery is low. We better recharge it. Lets slip into supa save. Guard 1: sir, let me see your id card. Everyone in Hirohito has one. CJ: 1. Well I don't own one asshole, kicks the guard. 2. Pretends to be a Jap refugee and begs to go in to buy some food. 3. Bribes him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerokills555 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 You know this topic is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daplura Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 You know this topic is dead No let this continue, this ain't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerokills555 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 chain stories really make me bored those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 3. Bribes him... CJ: How much is an ID card worth? If you know what I mean... The only bribe he accepts is wild gay sex. CJ... 1. Has gay sex with the man... 2. Runs Away... 3. Kills the man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 2) Runs away. But the guard decides to chase CJ around Portland. Woozie, however, manages to enter simply because the guards thought he was Japanese. He gets some food, and seeing a _____ also for sale, buys it too. 1) Chainsaw 2) Six-pack of gas grenades 3) GPS tracker 4) Dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Scrotum Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Woozie, however, manages to enter simply because the guards thought he was Japanese. He gets some food, and seeing a Chainsaw also for sale, buys it too. Then he: 1- Tries to find CJ. 2- Return to San Andreas. 3- Make a 'Chainsaw party'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayan Shaffey Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 1- Tries to find CJ. He finds CJ while he was being held in a Japanese prison, he decides to... 1. Use his chainsaw yo break CJ out of the prison... 2. Goes to find more reinforcements. 3. Says:"f*ck it!" and runs away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsen Vitiuk Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 1. Uses his chainsaw to break Carl out of prison. The Japanese soldiers fill the room, but Tommy, Toni, Cortez, Lord Sear, Andy, Mike Hunt, Claude and the Emperor come blasting in and whack everyone. Suddenly... 1. Japanese soldiers arrive at the scene 2. FBI come to the scene but they are ambushed by Japanese soldiers who also arrive 3. Niko Bellic appears in an ambulance and runs over the remaining soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugoy Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 1. Japanese soldiers arrive at the scene... And they spot Toni's group still beating a Japanese guard to death. They decide to do something about this. 1) Imprison Toni and the others in separate cells and feed them nothing but gummi bears for a month 2) Take them hostage until CJ and Woozie arrive, then ask them to pay a huge ransom 3) Challenge them to a game of charades, in which anyone who does not get the correct answer gets shot in the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
