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Things that shocked the forum


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Cerbwang, Patwang, Dupwang...any other wangs I'm missing?

You miss my wang.

Wasn't that in the OGA and it was just deleted without a ban? More meh than shocking.

 

 

I found some of Typhus' confessions a bit shocking. He's not attracted to either sex, he just sees people as "walking skeletons". He keeps a vial of his own blood on a shelf and he gets sexually aroused from killing little animals. Yet I respect the guy.

the things he tells and explains are often creepy, just the way how he tells it is impressive confused.gif I like his writing style

 

the only thing i'm often shocked by is the ignorance of some people and the immaturity of some people <.< (aimed at no one specifically...but if you keep an eye on these forums you can see the average quality of posts rise and fall with the days...)

 

EDIT: SEXUALLY AROUSED BY MUTILATING THE CORPSES? D:

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Cerbwang, Patwang, Dupwang...any other wangs I'm missing?

You miss my wang.

Wasn't that in the OGA and it was just deleted without a ban? More meh than shocking.

I have never been so lame to post my cock on the forums.

 

My cock is reserved just for Max.

 

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99% of the posts in the Member Pictures thread.

When you were accepted into Zaibatsu, and became an Area Moderator! notify.gif

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Machiavelli's Prophecy

 

but I am sexually aroused by mutilating the corpses

Wat? mercie_blink.gif

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99% of the posts in the Member Pictures thread.

When you were accepted into Zaibatsu, and became an Area Moderator! notify.gif

Jealous much? tounge.gif

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Cerbwang, Patwang, Dupwang...any other wangs I'm missing?

You miss my wang.

More meh than shocking.

That accurately sums up JayC's sexual performance too.

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99% of the posts in the Member Pictures thread.

When you were accepted into Zaibatsu, and became an Area Moderator! notify.gif

Jealous much? tounge.gif

Not at all tounge.gif I just didn't know this forum would lower its standards that much.

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Spider-Vice

Canc's forum suicide, Cerbera's power abuse/demotion, Demarest (same as before), Odie's death (RIP sad.gif), Slamman, Gay porn PM's and spams, LA Noire Spoilers posted, the huge influx of noobs/Cidamelo, Josh's forum suicide.

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Cerbwang, Patwang, Dupwang...any other wangs I'm missing?

You miss my wang.

Wasn't that in the OGA and it was just deleted without a ban? More meh than shocking.

 

 

I found some of Typhus' confessions a bit shocking. He's not attracted to either sex, he just sees people as "walking skeletons". He keeps a vial of his own blood on a shelf and he gets sexually aroused from killing little animals. Yet I respect the guy.

A fellow asexual. Never thought I'd meet another.

 

As an outsider, when you think you know the OGA, sometimes your forum life gets flipped turned upside down. Forum suicides? High risk Otter bets? And now this gobbling Precinct thing. We'll need an OGA Enquirer pretty soon.

 

The LA Noire thing was a disappointment, not a shock. I like to think I re-encouraged a few people by spreading rumors that the spoilers were fake. How about the first time Slamman mentioned laserdiscs?

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[SM]CJZera

From what I heard it literally died down around 2001 and pretty much everything had to be rebuilt after that crash...

 

Pretty much everything has been said, bt I guess you could also include the Hillarious thread involving a certain jeep getting stolen and flipped over... Also, mandatory camera in the woods reference...

 

Oh and the time pretty much everyone seemed to have a cousin who knew a dog who knew the son of someone at R* and knew everything about IV before release

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I remember when I posted a porn link, Now that got me into a bit of trouble, I think it's on my history or report file, member log whatever you call it.

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Odie's death comes to mind and Josh committing Forum suicide.

 

Everyone thought he was a good member but I always knew he was an idiot

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fireguy109
Cerbera's power abuse/demotion

What the hell are you talking about? mercie_blink.gif

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Forgive my ignorance, but how exactly did Josh commit forum suicide? I must have missed it. What happened?

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It's related to the joining of some new guys to the Official Group Alliance. He was played, though. tounge.gif

Dead (Retired)

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Forgive my ignorance, but how exactly did Josh commit forum suicide? I must have missed it. What happened?

They say it was goatse, but it was in the private section of the forums so I don't really know. It was related to the Precinct getting rid of the new members somehow.

 

EDIT: beaten. Oh, hey, miro, you finally got rid of that "gobbler" signature thing! Congrats!

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I like to open old wounds. smile.gif

 

I remember when GTA Liberty City Stories made so many people ditch their PS2 for the PSP because LCS was "exclusive" then when word came around it was going to be ported to PS2 so many people got mad. It happened again with VCS then even more PSP owners got pissy and childish. One of those bitches even made a f*cking petition! As if some 14 year old Internet user is going to stop a Gaming company from porting to make profit. There was so many threads full of bitching and whining and I enjoyed reading them. On one of my Photo discs I have screen shot's I would love to dig up.

 

EDIT: Nah, I don't really have to dig up those old SS's Hell a quick search in those areas brings you the tears (some new ones I haven't even seen) It's beautiful.

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I guess Cidamelo being a 39 year old brazilian lady with 3 kids was.....eye opening .

 

As for forum suicide I didn't know goatse would be so heavily censored or punished , lemonparty on the other hand is f*cking hilarious

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I guess Cidamelo being a 39 year old brazilian lady with 3 kids was.....eye opening .

 

As for forum suicide I didn't know goatse would be so heavily censored or punished , lemonparty on the other hand is f*cking hilarious

Actually Cidamelo is 46 year old which makes it even more shocking lol.gif

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Everyone thought he was a good member but I always knew he was an idiot

Better edit that out Tommy. ph34r.gif

 

Anyways, the mufc-champs thing was quite ''shocking'' wasn't it? tounge.gif

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When some people found out Meta was Kevin's dad.

 

fireguy109 points at tripmills

Meta is not old or Eastern-European enough to be my father. But who knows...meta could have been on of those awesome 10 year olds who's penis actually already worked for reproduction.




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I guess Cidamelo being a 39 year old brazilian lady with 3 kids was.....eye opening .

I don't really see how that's considered 'shocking'. There are probably tons of older members around this place, but you just never hear about them. Now, if she was making sexual advances towards people here, yeah. That would be shocking.

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Everyone thought he was a good member but I always knew he was an idiot

Better edit that out Tommy. ph34r.gif

 

Anyways, the mufc-champs thing was quite ''shocking'' wasn't it? tounge.gif

It sure was tounge.gif

 

I still don't understand why you ditched "Serb" turn.gif

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99% of the posts in the Member Pictures thread.

When you were accepted into Zaibatsu, and became an Area Moderator! notify.gif

Jealous much? tounge.gif

Not at all tounge.gif I just didn't know this forum would lower its standards that much.

You'd be surprised.

 

 

I mean, we let you back after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I'm amazed (shocked?) that nobody has mentioned "The Mass Muff-Champsing".

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I guess Cidamelo being a 39 year old brazilian lady with 3 kids was.....eye opening .

 

 

•She's 46, and has 2 children if my memory serves me right. Anyways, there's nothing wrong with that... there's people here who are even older.

 

•The mufc-champs joke was pretty shocking, the cock gobblers, Canofceleri and Josh commiting forum suicide, the ban of 'Slamman,' and all the PM spam.




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Josh's post wasn't in private forums it was in Gen Chat. The team of well trained orangutans were so efficient it was surgically removed before even 20 people could see it.

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Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck.

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fireguy109

 

When some people found out Meta was Kevin's dad.

 

fireguy109 points at tripmills

Meta is not old or Eastern-European enough to be my father. But who knows...meta could have been on of those awesome 10 year olds who's penis actually already worked for reproduction.

Just repeating what tripmills said... turn.gif

 

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And...Holy hell Meta, I had no idea you were Kev's father.

That's what meta187 posted.

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Fixed your post (theoratically). icon14.gif

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