Your First Post.

[GerryM]

Wow, I sound like a demanding newbie.

 

 

Sorry im looking for a sig not an avatar

 

Name: GerryM

 

Size: Sig Size

 

Theme: NBA/Basketball

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Additional info:Make it cool

[unopescio]

 

Claude does talk. he talks to the Ziabatzu boss in the intro movie to gta2.

 

Exciting, no?

[SunshineBoy]

Claude does talk. he talks to the Ziabatzu boss in the intro movie to gta2.

 

Exciting, no?

Except the Zaibatsu spelling. My first post is down.

 

I have many memorable moments from school and one of them is when I was in 8th Class.

 

 

Once we had a farewell Party in year 2009 and at that time our Supervisors were present to bless us for our further studies. Someone suddenly started throwing the snow sprays and then everyone joined and soon the entire hall was full of snow and children were shouting and spraying in joy, and next a cake fight started between us and then came the reckoning when one of the piece fell near the place where the supervisors were sitting watching the children enjoy the party. It nearly had spilled on her clothes and we were surely to get good lecture on farewell day but to our surprise she and few other teachers joined and finally after the party was over we apologized but they only said that it was nothing for a small farewell Party. Really memorable day it was.

 

[Oddsock]

My first post: The "Pimp My Ride" Unofficial Contest thread. It grew to 211 pages over several years. I can't believe my first post was so wildly successful.

 

I feel really bad to just ditching it. After I met my first girlfriend, the thread just stopped holding my interest. I never gave anyone in there an explanation for why I just left it.

 

But hey, now I have the Algonquin Assassins.

[SIKKS66]

Here's mine:

 

 

 

Not really funny, just something I threw together as both a GTA and Sopranos fan. Got it as my wallpaper on me 360 

 

It was a wallpaper I made of Niko stood next to the Statue of Happiness like this Sopranos image:

 

 

Unfortunately, I used imageshack so the image is no longer available

[chiginesh]

"Probably Piperka"

[rhyn]

 

grand national by john butler trio is a fantasimoso album, 12 string acoustic guitar with wah pedal solo's what more could you want

 

 

I used to be a smiley junkie.

[JoeyLeone25]

It's always interesting to see how the older members have developed over the years, as the majority of '01/'02/'03ers joined when they were teenagers (myself included) and since then have developed over the years into fully-fledged adults with responsibilities and all that jazz.

 

I myself was an idiot, I'd use 'plz' instead of please and punctuation was at times a no-no, looking back I find it embarrassing that I could barely write a sentence on the internet at fifteen years old, yet Edwards, a twelve-year old GTAForums prodigy was articulating his points across the world wide web in a perfectly respectable and decent manner, something I didn't quite grasp for quite a few years. Anyway, according to GTAForums, around eight and a half years ago I wrote this;

 

 

I've heard 22nd Oct,29th Oct,8th Nov,29th Nov so when is it [Vice City] gonna be realeased in the UK

 

Back then, me, Purps and Leo really did love the Vice sections...

 

[cactus.]

My first posts weren't so bad. I won't bother posting them, as I seemed to have adopted an essay-style format at the time. But one embarrasing thing was that I was completely oblivious to the "edit" button and I believe I quadruple posted. When someone corrected me, I, amazingly, tried to counter-correct them by stating that each reply to a member deserved its own post, and asked "you see how it works?"

[cidamelo]

Oh my first post is HUGE!! Check it out

 

This mission could give much trouble to Rockstar Games. Love Media Building, the build of Love Media (whose owner is Donald Love, a rich entrepeteur who mysteriously disappear because he was supposted to be killed by Claude Speed in a mission given by Darkel, a bum who is not included in the final version of Grand Theft Auto III, because of the 9/11 attacks) is kind like the World Trade Center Twin Towers. Both are high skycrapers, grey and located in Manhattan (Staunton Island is like Manhattan in Grand Theft Auto III because Liberty City is based on New York and Staunton Island is like Manhattan). A lot of things happened to the music industry (like Irresistible by Jessica Simpson, a great cd which hasn't made much sucess like Sweet Kisses because of the 9/11 attacks) and to the movie industry (with Glitter by Mariah Carey, isn't a movie that deserves oscar but it was cute and didnt deserve to be that flop) and the games industry also was affected. Darkel was kind like a terrorist like Osama Bin Laden and he hated the american way of life, so his missions are planned to bring the Liberty City economy down. Donald Love was the media mogul of Grand Theft Auto III, so nothing better than attack the american capitalism by killing his major representant. Other missions given by Darkel involve killing kids who were buying icecreams and another extremely violent missions. Albeit his missions were extremely inhuman, they were interesting, but if they were in the game, Grand Theft Auto III wouldn't exist because the law would prohibit the game to being sold. If things like Hot Coffee made Grand Theft Auto almost censured, imagine killing innocent children. But i don't know why and where Donald Love disappear.

 

If the Darkel missions existed in the final version of Grand Theft Auto III, would the Grand Theft Auto Series be censured and we never could have played great games like Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Grand Theft Auto San Andreas?

 

Donald Love was tired of being a capitalist media mogul with a lot of problems and went to San Fierro to live with The Truth to being a hippie who loves the nature and hates the sistem?

 

Donald Love was kidnapped by the Colombian Cartel or by the Yazuka because of the bad things that he did to them?

 

Donald Love left Liberty City with his old oriental friend because the police (I don't think that Donald Love was gay and had a romantic relationship with the oriental gentleman, they were just real good friends, because the oriental was a wise man and Donald Love had to much to learn with him)?

 

And the most important:

Would Claude Speed kill innocent kids? yawn.gif

[hristobg]

 

Hi all ! I'm new here, and i am a bulgarian.

Now i working with GFS (Gui For SAAT) and i can't

find the sound when you buy a house. I don't know where is it... GENRL file ???

 

SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH, HOPE TO UNDERSTAND ME !   

 

Lol.

 

If someone else post something like that, first thing I would thought will be "No one cares what is your nationality.." . Lol. I've been such a lamer before.

Edited July 6, 2011 by hristobg

[Xboxless]

So the dark reign of Cidamelo began!

 

[Prometheus]

 

Oh my first post is HUGE!!   Check it out

 

*HUGE post*

Claude killing small children....I made him do that (seriously), same feeling as killing a normal person in the game...Old people killing them with flame throwers and sinpers was fun

 

Back on topic: well that was huge.

Edited July 6, 2011 by PrometheusX

[Chunk]

 

Phil's Shooting Range in Viceport?

 

VCS Trivia was the best.

[Spider-Vice]

Holy sh*t do you really wanna know? (The ~year absence in like 2007 made good to me )

 

 

be careful to not pass the coronas, calm down..

It easy...

 

PS: Sorry for my English

Dated 9 October 2006

 

Here

[UNRATED69]

 

Assault on Palomino Creek

 

The small town of Palomino Creek is adapted to be a military base to protect against terrorist attacks, however, they are severely undersupplied. Among the few is Pvt. Frank Wilson, one of the best on the base. But when they face an all out assault from a group of terrorists, will he be able to survive?

 

http://dyom.gtagames.nl/?act=show&id=5518

 

Ahhh, memories.

[Sunrise Driver]

That famous GTA 4 on PC thread:

 

All Eastern Europe believe that GTA4 will appear for PC on October 2008.

I think, it's clear that GTA4 will be on PC.    Only console gamers (who bought a console and now prove to itself that they did right) don't believe it.

March 2008

 

Well almost guessed the month.

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

 

How true is that.

 

That's why I love it, because the 80s theme hits you right in the face.

 

Of course it was a VC thread.

[Sam998]

 

heres a good one, now this would be perfect for everyone:

 

First Scene of GTA V

 

Mob Boss: I heard you were looking for some work

You: Who have you been talking to?

Mob Boss: Just listening around... what are you willing to do?

You: Anything, as long as I get payed... I need some money, I need to pay for my brothers hospital bills...

Mob Boss: Okay, go into the room over there, second door on the left... kill the man who's tied up in the corner.

You: How much?

Mob Boss: hahahahaha

You: I wasn't joking.

Mob Boss: Okay tough guy, i will give you one hundred dollars for this, take it as an initiation... you will get more money for bigger jobs, this is just to prove what you will do.

You: Okay.

 

" You then walk into the next room and you see a five year old boy with tape over his mouth and rope binding his hands and feet. There is also an assortment of dildos surrounding his body. Your character laughs. He tears off the tape"

 

Kid: Are you here to save me

You: No, I'm here to put you out of your misery.

Kid: Do it then... please... kill me.

 

"The child rolls over and shows you the back of his head"

 

You: I want you to look at me while I kill you

Kid: Your sick!

You: hahahaha...

 

"You take out a pistol. You start to aim it at his face, then quickly turn it to its blunt end and beat the kid with it at which point you take a dildo off the ground and start beating him with it until he goes senseless... then you take the hardest dildo of all and jab it into his neck. Then he bleeds out on the floor as you laugh maniacally."

 

You: I hate kids...

 

"You walk outside and talk to the mob boss."

Mob Boss: Well?

You: I did it.

Mob Boss: You what?

You: I did it.

Mob Boss: Your Demented! That was a test and you failed.

You: And now you just failed mine.

 

"You punch the mob boss to the floor and two of his goons try to apprehend you. You take out a knife and slice both there throats. The Mob Boss starts to get up and you punch him again."

 

You: I don't like being insulted.

Mob Boss: How could you?

 

"You walk over to his goons mangled corpses and cut off their fingers. You pick them up and bring them to the Mob Boss' mouth."

 

You: They are chicken fingers, eat up. Or die slowly.

Mob Boss: f*** you.

You: hahahahaha.... I was hoping you'd say that.

 

"You take out a vile of poision from your back pocket."

 

You: This is Super Aids...

 

"You inject him."

 

You: hahahahaha!

Mob Boss: You son of a b*****!

 

"then you take out a cardboard box and empty its contents onto the Mob Boss."

 

Mob Boss: puppies?

 

"You take each puppy into the air and slice its head off with a machete."

 

Mob Boss: You bastard!

You: AHAHAHAHA!

 

"You take your machetes last swipe and cut off the mans dick."

 

Mob Boss: Ahhhh!!

 

*the screen fades to black and the gta 5 logo comes into view* 

 

 

i love you

 

 

[GodfatherX]

This is mine in GFX REQ.& Tutorials.

Hi, I m a big fan of Assassin's creed brotherhood so I will be basing this request on this topic. Nothing much complicated. Simpler and cool! I wanna signature of Assassin's creed brotherhood in which Ezio would be there with the other brotherhood members and put my name on it in some font that suits the picture. And for avatar a gif of Ezio would be good. And the one to do this first would get my grandma's famous home made choco-chip cookies.

[_Rob_]

Yeah, almost 5 years ago now.

 

Posted on: Thursday, Sep 28 2006, 16:35

 

i installed the files and it appears evrything is installed correctly but when i put the vc play disk in the mouse arrow becomes a cd and stays a apinning disk untill it freezes or i restart my computer.

[R.F.]

 

Can someone please tell me how can i export models with textures from 3d max7 to vice city (make a dff and txd and col)

I have made a map and i don't know how to convert it to vice city.

 

 

ps: don't send me to "Importing models into SA" topic becouse i read it and it doesent say anything about textures (txd) and becouse is for san andreas.

 

i was a newb 3d modeler wannabe

[Kriskers]

Well, here it is. It's funny, how people change...

 

 

Now when I download an savegame,put it on the right folder and start the game,i push load game but the saved game shows FREEWAY wht is completely different what i expected.So i searched for answers and some said downgrading patch helps,i downloaded it,used it but when i start the game it say UNAUTHENTICATED OR WRONG DISK INSERTED!!So i uninstalled the game,started the game but it still shows the same thing and wont let me launch the game(so i have to go to another VISTA to try it)

[Mr.Mister]

This is the earliest one it gave me, wasn't my first post actually. I remember that I made an intro topic.

 

 

Posted on: Saturday, Jun 11 2005, 16:51

 

Ok this is not about ps2 or xbox online games ot pc computer games but im talking about games that you play on the internet.

 

I usually went to addictinggames but its now screwed up. Here are some links for some games.

 

www.graffiti.playdo.com

I know their another graffiti game called zwall but google wont find it for me so will somebody else find it for me ill give em a free cookie lol. 

 

Those are all the game links i can think of for now. Im going to go bikeing with a friend now so i couldent think of many links of games

 

Wow, grade 7!

[Xboxless]

You were 11 when you joined mr.mister!

 

Bejeezuz!

 

 

Here is my first post in the NFL and basically the off-topic area....it's terrible. See now THIS is what I am ashamed of.

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS

 

Andre, Mario, Slaton, OD.

 

Are 4 best players right there, they are all gonna have a pro bowl season in 2009.

 

We now have a legitimate pass rush on the opposite side of Mario ala Antonio Smith.

 

The defense is now playing more vertical, much more aggressive, no more of this stupid "read and go", now we are doing "GO and READ".

 

We have a solid LB corps, anchored by Demeco, and beasted up by Sampson like Cushing.(bible reference)

 

The CB's are still a bit in question, but with the better pass rush they will look a lot better.

 

Glo'er Quinn might even do well this year, one of our Rookie CB's, he has picked off 3 passes in OTA's already!!

 

Watch out, the Houston Texan are going, and winning, the SUPER BOWL!!

[King Of Monra]

 

Step out of the car.

 

Shot the tires of his cars.

 

get in ur own car and drive

 

On a side note, I made two posts in 2004, and my third post came in 2008.

[Lurch]

 

I wanna see how lance's brother got kill,it is metion in the game VC that he work for Diaz also,not sure,corrections???

 

 

 

okay lances brother dies at the beginning of vice city in during the big drug deal. he is the black guy. remember lance escapes in the helicopter and tommy and rossenburg escape in an admiral. everyone else dies.

 

 

anyways, mitch and umberto are the best choices. it could take place in 83. just cause mitch is balled and fat doesnt mean hes in his mid forties. hes probably mid thirties. hell baldness is heriditery. i got a friend who started goin bald at 16. his brother was alread bald at 19. anway back to topic, if hes younger and in better shape, he would be an awesome character. plus hes pretty anti-war. it mentions how he had been betrayed by his country in vc. also phil could be his right hand man. if it took place after vc it could even explain how he ended up in liberty.

 

 

 

umberto would be my no. 2 pick. maybe hes a badass in vcs and it explains how he lost his balls by vc and became a pussy.

Every post since then has been shorter and shorter.

[JOSEPH X]

 

The protagonist for the second episode of DLC imo, will be Luis Fernando Lopez. He`s an afro-hispanic guy, and his story will revolve around him and his best freind Oscar Gomez. They are both involved in the illeagal street fighting scene and players will have fighting side missions, rather like Bruces races. His freind is concerned about his brother Alonsos involvement in crime, so expect some protection/rescue missions. Luis is also the personal bodyguard for Gay Tony, associate of the ancelottis, so if we`re not given Maisonete9 and Hercules night-clubs in episode 1, then expect them in episode 2

 

Here's the post:

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1058851128

 

...on page 2 of this topic:

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=389951&st=0

[Xboxless]

Nice one if that was a guess II J0SePh X II. That was freaking spot on.

[Otter]

I know I have must have posted long before this. But I actually spent more time at the San Angeles forums than here around the 2002-2005 era.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&...dpost&p=2868035

 

 

So, no in-game skinning, huh? What the hell are they on about, "modder friendly"? They actually REMOVING modder friendly material.

 

A legitimate complaint, I figure.