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...And it didn't get much better for a long time.

Still ain't, bitch tounge.gif.

 

My first posts have been culled but it was here.

 

 

Well we got GTA SA in the making as a mod which is a mammoth task

 

Was referring to GTA: San Angeles at the time, not San Andreas. Was pretty much the first Total Conversion on the scene at the time if I remember rightly. I don't think I ventured out of the modding areas til like 2004-5 at least. Seemed like such a retard back then. Then again, I was 14.

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My first post, this was posted 3days before I made my gang in the gang section.

 

 

 

Me and a good friend of mine are both GTA Vets and we have been playing GTA since the first one came out back in the day. We play GTA IV pretty much everyday and were both pretty good. And we were thinking of making a gang or just a crew of guys just to hang out. So where and How on here do I make my Gang??? any and all information would be very helpful.

 

 

Now it's one of the most active 360gangs, haha.

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WorldofCog

 

My WTF Moments

*I attacked a Las Venturas police officer, and he just ran away.  

*In Red County, I caught a Walton stuck inside of a Rancher.

*I saw a cop driving a Banshee in Rodeo, Los Santos.

*On a busy freeway in Los Santos, I created a huge traffic jam. Then an airplane came and crashed into the freeway. Tons of explosions followed.

*A cop stole a Perennial that I was gonna destroy from me!

*I saw peds falling from the sky in Las Venturas, and near the East Los Santos Cluckin' Bell. 

 

Doesn't seem too noobish to me.

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notify.gif Please help me in completing the flying school missions. I have completed the first two. Please complete the remaining. I have uploaded my save file here : http://www.samutz.com/snp/?mode=download&i...0b7466fdc0a4192

The hot coffee mode is activated. Please help.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=243033

 

I don't quite recall why I used that smiley at the start of the post. Guess that was my noobishness.

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notify.gif Please help me in completing the flying school missions. I have completed the first two. Please complete the remaining. I have uploaded my save file here : http://www.samutz.com/snp/?mode=download&i...0b7466fdc0a4192

The hot coffee mode is activated. Please help.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=243033

 

I don't quite recall why I used that smiley at the start of the post. Guess that was my noobishness.

Haha ,now look at yourself mate ,who would have thought ! smile.gif

 

 

hey AlexLB can u help me out here my pc got formated so i had to reinstall the game but the mod isnt working now it crashes on the half point while loading i had it before and it worked fine but now it isnt btw my game is all ready v1 so i dont need to downgrade it and oh yeah two more problems 1 the game crashes when i break the wall in 'end of the line' 2 it freezes when i start the karmageddon r somethin like that the one from the firetuck plz help me here its the greatest mod ever............just to let u know i use xp and before i installed the game i installed the vista makeover thing

 

This was mine in the "Things To Do In San Andreas Mod" topic

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In a topic titled: "What will you do first in Vice?"

 

I will either jack a freeway motorcycle, or go looking for a helicopter.  I will walk around for hours, just looking for either one.

I didn't do this.

 

I need to go get Vice City. It's been a long time.

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shred durst

 

recycling is w hen you make something new from old stuff, idk about the other things

 

oh yeah weaving is something you do to a perm

 

god, i was so bad all the way back then. how things have changed....

Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck.

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recycling is w hen you make something new from old stuff, idk about the other things

 

oh yeah weaving is something you do to a perm

 

god, i was so bad all the way back then. how things have changed....

Yet not changed at all... turn.gif

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PSN ID:ZDANZ96

 

The shortest first post, i know biggrin.gif

 

But this topic is supposed to put things like that,not to make a perfect writer's text...

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I just want to say, since you posted this. I spent literally over an hour going back and reading my old posts. Mostly my OFS posts, and how much of my life has been posted in those topics. And some of the sh*t I said when I was younger, pretty funny. It was an interesting experience. Kudos to you for taking an hour of my life to reflect on my GTAF posts. icon14.gif

 

 

Oh, and..

 

"Vice was the first GTA game I played on PS2 so I liked the new feelings and all the freedom. The music was awesome and Lazlow is cool, hopefully he's in S.A. The motorcycles were cool. The whole Miama beach feel is something I liked. "

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First post on this accout, where I was referring to an image posted in the Funny Picture Topic:

 

It wouldn't suprise me if that British newspaper was The Sun dozingoff.gif

 

First post made with my first ever GTAForums account in 2007:

 

IMO, the psp version looks much brighter and sunny, but the ps2 version looks dull and overcast. But that might be the image quality or format, I'll just have to wait for the official screen shots.  dontgetit.gif

 

Ugh...

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hey im new here

i checked around the other forums and none talked about this

i would like to know where i could get a swat tank exept in that last mission end of the line

thanks see ya homies

 

See ya "homies".

 

I was playing too much SA. sad.gif

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Hello, just incase you dont know my name is dingleman and I am an official member of the GTA SA Liberty City team and I work on menu and loading bar screens.

 

I just tried this for the first time yesterday and I can say it looks really good. Keep it up.

 

I see the menu images are a bit icon13.gif. Have you fixed them yet or shall I do them?

 

Don't blame you, it was my first time tounge.gif. That's why I made a new update on them. Download here.

Trust me, they're BETTER

 

-Dingleman

 

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Eh, I am not too proud of this as my first post... bored.gif

 

 

Worst ideas ever.

 

Thankfully, I have changed my ways since then! biggrin.gif

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My first post sucks.

 

 

(signed)

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Moonshield's less handsome join date brother <3

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King Mystery

 

Hello. I've been an avid player of the Grand Theft Auto series for quite a while now, and just recently me and my friends decided to make some ideas for new GTA games.

Here's what we have so far:

GTA based in Mexico. Main character: Pedro Rodriguez (near border of San Andreas. This was our first one; we decided to make it because, at the time, we were learning about Mexico in history. Because of all the drug wars and such, we wondered why there hadn't been a Grand Theft Auto based in Mexico yet)

GTA based in the future. Main character: Lars Onmarz (in stereotypical futuristic city in the sky, with flying cars and such)

"Redneck" GTA. Main character: Trevor MacDonald (based in a few different states in the U.S.)

GTA based in Canada. Main character: name currently pending (with different seasons and new weapons)

We're also planning on making some more GTA designs based in different countries outside of the U.S. (because almost all of the GTA games have been based somewhere in America).

I hope to put up pictures and more information soon.

Tell me what you think.

It was my first (and fail) concept thread. smile.gif

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From the SA girlfriend thread.

 

 

When on a date with Katie, she said that car wrecks were erotic and she loved driving fast, so I ran into some cars and drove all crazy and she said "I love you Carl" blah blah blah. Problem is, after she said it, I hit a few more cars and she said I was the worst driver ever and to take her home immediately. I lost ground with her because of it. Just like a real woman - say one thing and mean another. Denise said she liked drive-bys so I took her on one. Then I got a message that I had abused my girlfriend and she got out and split. What is up with that?

 

I mean, really - What y'all bitches want?

I was pissed, dammit.

 

 

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Dis is my first post on da forums from abot 6 yers ago i fink dat since den i hav becum a rely gud membr of da forums nd becum a rol modal 4 otha peeple ere.

 

 

Good evening gentleman. I have only just joined your excellent forums and I have created this topic to propose a question that has been wracking my brains for the last few days. I am frightful that this question might just eventually drive me to the brink of insanity. It has come to my attention that there appears to be reports on various internet sources which state that Bigfoot (also known as the indominable snowman) roams the countryside around the area of 'Back O' Beyond'. So I have come to you good people seeking some kind of clarity on the matter. Is there really a 'Bigfoot' roaming the area. As well as that, is there any chance that this creature can eradicate me or is it possible to murder this horrible creature?

 

man i was such a n00b!

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My first post on my first account (I believe I was talking about a San Andreas mission..oh boy):

 

I like killing the guards and blowing up the car first so you can just walk in the cabin and shoot him. He doesn't even run away. Just get a clear picture of his "clean" face.

 

As for my post on this account? I posted a really depressing gif of a cat basically being destroyed..Then I yelled at some new kid. I seem more noobish at the beginning of this account than my original one. Hah.

 

Skater, don't quote yourself. It's spam.

And the random jibberish is spam. I don't like spam. It's unsettling.

So stoppit before I go mental.

 

What crappy first posts.

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devil.gif Something REALLY cool that I noticed after a few missions completions was the DJ's talking about my exploits. References to me killing the rap manager, robbing the countryside with Catalina and setting fire to a field of weed were all talked about on the radion That's pretty frikkin' cool if I do say so myself. I just wonder if they had every station do a take on the events that trigger the announcement and if so, could you possibly save before a mission just to see what other announcers say?

 

Long Live  rahkstar2.gif

 

Like Voodoo, SA's pretty much the thing that got me to post here initially.

 

In proper noob fashion, I started and ended every post manually with a devil and Rockstar smiley for the first few months I was here. sigh.gif

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The only problem I found with GTA IV was the lack of replay ability, there was nothing to do after the story line, no neighbourhoods you couldn't go into without having a gang war, lack of enter-able buildings so on so forth...

For me, SA had the best gang system but it could be improved. How about you only get shot at if seen walking past gang members instead of just driving through a certain district cos lets be honest, GTA III did get annoying when you entered neighbourhoods that didn't like you (can't really remember it that well, haven't played it since 2001). But GTA IV was a small disappointment for me. The graphics and physics and everything was perfect except or the story, I hated Niko, the missions became so repetitive (drive to point A kill all these guys then drive to point B and drop what you took off those guys off) hated being a delivery boy.

Also, why do we always have to start from the bottom, why can't we be a corrupt cop or a gangster who's empire is crumbling around him and he has to save it and restore it to its former glory. Or perhaps be a part of a large organisation and your working your way up through the ranks whilst trying to raise your own businesses. Lets face it, the story lines are all a tad similar and are getting old now. Would like Rockstar to try something new. Oh and also, I was disappointed that the customisation was missing and that not enough people carried guns. Haven't played GTA IV in a while, just been playing TBOGT and have found the only people who carry weapons are bikers, some of the latino guys but have found it to be very rare and russian guys which is also quite rare. I want huge gang wars and the risk of being shot for trespassing into another hood like in SA.

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riquenunes

 

Hello, just incase you dont know my name is dingleman and I am an official member of the GTA SA Liberty City team and I work on menu and loading bar screens.

 

I just tried this for the first time yesterday and I can say it looks really good. Keep it up.

 

I see the menu images are a bit icon13.gif. Have you fixed them yet or shall I do them?

 

Don't blame you, it was my first time tounge.gif. That's why I made a new update on them. Download here.

Trust me, they're BETTER

 

-Dingleman

 

Oh god.. moto_whistle.gif

Things have changed a little, haven't they? tounge.gif

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DreamsLieHere

 

Yeah. 48 seconds is good for 1 hour.

I hated the fact that changing clothes would take 3 hours, it would be like searching for a t- shirt in a needlestack in real life lols.

 

I rarely post on GTAF but I do lurk around a lot.

 

Come to think of it, I don't even know what I was talking about in my first post.

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"I have loading problems as well. I bought a new copy of VC for Xbox cause the one I had was too scratched up and i couldnt load my saves for the new disc. Is it a new disc? Did you save it to the Xbox mem or a Xbox 8mb mem card? I easlily fixed the problem moving the saves to a new card and reloading it to the Xbox memory. BTW this should be moved to troubleshooting"

 

Ahh, the old GTA collection III-VC disc collection problem for Xbox. icon14.gif

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That's what I call a fa**ot ass website.

I always put January 13, 1967 

 

 

 

Lol that would make you um.......Quite old

 

Not that bad...

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i typed in the "media level meter" code from vice city and it says cheat activated, but i didnt really notice anything.the code is  >Insert button cheat here<*. 

 

Gotta figure out dem codes, yo.

 

 

*There's no PS2 buttons.

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In my kevin2006rhs username the first post shows a response in the Myriad Islands Serer System topic but my real first post was in a VC car mod topic for Bigfoot's Ford Anglia. Server updates and such have deleted most of my post history.




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Prometheus

technically my first post tounge2.gif:

 

 

I was searching in the PS2 version of GTA III when I found darkel missions!!! not only darkel missions, but many other missions that were not released!!! But it is written in a strange way, and for now here is a mission (where you blow the school bus) - REMEMBER, i found it like this:

 

 

Darkel?ModelToKill3__7CDarkel?ModelToKill2__7CDarkel?ModelToKill__7CDarkel?MoveLimb__6

CPedIKFR15LimbOrientationffR16LimbMovementInfo?MoveObjectsCB__17CVehicleModelInfoFP8 RwObjectPv?MoveAtomicMemoryCB__FP8RpAtomicPv?MoveAtomicMemory__FP8RpAtomicb?Mo

 

veColModelMemory__FR9CColModelb?MoveTextureMemoryCB__FP9RwTexturePv?ModifyMatrixF  orTreeInWind__7CEntityFv?ModifyMatrixForBannerInWind__7CEntityFv?

MoveCarsAndPedsOutOfAbandonedZones__11CPopulationFv?MoveHeadToLook__4CPedFv?Jo

 

inCarWithRoadSystem__8C  CarCtrlFP8CVehicle?JoinCarWithRoadSystemGotoCoors__8CCarCtrlFP8CVehicle7CVectorb?

JoeySprite__6CRadar?JoinThread?KeepAreaAroundPlayerClear__10CPlayerPedFv?JumpJust

 

Down_

_4CPadFv?KenjiSprite__6CRadar?KgsOfExplosivesUsed__6CStats?IHaveUsedStreamingMemory__

10CStreamingFv?KillPlayer__11CPlayerInfoFv?KillPedWithCar__4CPedFP8CVehiclef?KillsSinc

 

eLastCheckpoint__6CStats?KillsNeeded

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