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100 things we learned from GTA:III


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Arsen Vitiuk

Following the success of the 500 things we learnt in Vice City topic and I decided make the same one for GTA:III. Because we learned something from GTA:III too, long before GTA Vice City was out.

 

Rules:

  • Don't post more than 10 facts at a time.
  • No off-topic posts.
  • You should number the facts. If you don't number the facts, things will get confused.
  • All facts must be related to an original GTA:III (patch 1.1 counts).
  • This topic is for fun, not for others to get mad.
  • If one fact is posted, foolowed by another posted fact which is the same, it won't count towards the total amount of facts.

    e.g. Parking lots are full of vehicles. Vehicles are always parked in the parking lots.

Let's get started!
  1. Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war
  2. Flying the Dodo can be fancy
  3. ...And it as well can be annoying as sh*t!
  4. You can see where the game world ends
  5. The sun rises from below the surface
  6. Liberty City waters are fine for dumping bodies
  7. Bitch'N'Dog Food Factory meals are made of the bank manager, the thieves and the owner's wife
  8. Asuka's massager is not a massager!
  9. Someone's mother is someone's sister
  10. Horace Walsh has no love for Donald Love
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Hmmm nice bike

11. Donald Love likes to leave without saying goodbye

12. Claude is the sexiest thing EVER, according to a certain member here

13. You'll literally get blown away visiting Saint Mark's after "Sayonara Salvatore" without a tank or bulletproof Patriot

14. Shoreside Vale was pretty hard to navigate at first

15. It sucks when you find a Mr. Whoopee after wasting so much time searching for it, only to be arrested almost immediately after pulling the driver out

16. Claude never has anything to say

17. Claude runs pretty weird

18. Catalina is a bitch

19. Full-body casts can take quite a beating, and a few explosions, too

20. 8-Ball knows a place at the edge of the Red Light District where you can lay low, but his hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother

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21. Spread out across Portland, Staunton Island, and Shoreside Vale, there are 9 different gangs operating in Liberty City: the Columbian Cartel, Leone Family Mafia, Southside Hoods, Nines, Red Jacks, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Yakuza, and the Diablos.

 

22. Ray Machowski wants his enemy sleeping with the fishes, not eating them.

 

23. The mayor of Liberty City is O'Donovan.

 

24. Pogo The Monkey is a popular videogame.

 

25. There are a total of 59 locations to visit in Liberty City (23 in Portland, 24 in Staunton Island, and 12 in Shoreside Vale).

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26. Liberty City's waters are not transparent

27. The waters around Liberty City have no bottom...

28. ...Instead, there is the underworld (if you get the camera to look in a specific direction)

29. The color of the underworld changes according to the weather: blue for clear weather, green for rain, grey for fog

30. 8-Ball could assemble an explosive with his hands, but he can't shoot with them.

31. If you get busted, you'll never be thrown into jail, no matter what crimes you commit.

32. Liberty City medics can heal you no matter what injuries/wound you receive

33. Shotguns can blow up vehicles from 2 shots!

34. Maria is a junkie and a blabbermouth! She even told a gossip to Salvatore about her dating Claude, so Salvatore would want to kill him later on.

35. When Asuka beats up Miguel with her pole, the sound is the same as if she would be holding a whip.

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36.No one in liberty city can swim.

37.Helicopters are hollow.

38.Donald Love came back to liberty city

39.Maibatsu Corporation had all two wheal vehicles banned in liberty city

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36. Posters meaning around the city are Very deep.

37. Donald really Love he's old oriental friend smile.gif

38. You never know who is next to kill.

39. The most game that has a'lot of cut-off sh*t and deep japanese meaning ala Silent hill, f*cking ROCK !!!!?!!!!!!!!

 

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40. One man can wipe out an entire gang practically by himself (Claude wiped out the Purple Nines without any help from anybody (except for money rewards from D-Ice)

41. Luigi Goterelli, Joey Leone, Toni Cipriani, 8-Ball, Maria Latore and Salvatore Leone are Badfellas

42. M16 is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Literally.

43. Some areas can be entered when driving only a specific vehicle

44. It is unknown where are the cars exported to after you leave them in the garage and the door closes...

45. And it's impossible to guess where are the vehicles imported from as soon as you have taken your order and exited the garage with the door closing after you.

46. Rockstar logos can be seen on pretty much everything in Liberty City.

47. In the TW@ Internet Cafe you can see a GTA2 game being played on one of the computers... which means that Rockstar is advertising its own merchandise, released before.

48. Donald Love teaches you the way of the world.

49. There is a lot of beta stuff remaining both in the game and Rockstar's promotional sites.

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53.You don't need too talk too be a protagonist...

54.And you don't need a real name ether.

55.Cops don't care about morality.

56.Cops also run like girls

57.There are no female cops

58.You'll never know what happened too Maria.

59.Toni Cipriani Is still a mamas boy.

60.There is a school but there are no kids.

More than half way there let's get this done before cidamelo post 1,000,000 facts about how hot she thinks Claude is.

Edit:When this is done you should make a 5,000 or 10,000 things we learned from Grand Theft Auto.

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61. Pane it here easter egg, when Pannetiere viewed from fire tower (keep out sign tells that there is something smile.gif).

62. Callahan Bridge Staunton glitch.

63. GTA 3 has a lot more different missions from each one than in another GTA games. (I mean bombing a lot of stuff etc. - GTA IV is boring)

64. Blue hell gap near Staunton glitch.

65. Workers are waking up about 6 hour and they are walking in Portland docks.

66. Roofs are not solid (except xbox version which I have smile.gif - I still prefer original game).

67. There is a special sniper bridge near bridge to SSV.

68. There are two carjacking peds - one in black jacket and black skin and second in funny pants and black shirt - you can play with them using 8ball bombs - it looks funny when they drive and suddenly explode smile.gif.

69. There are a SWAT guy laughing his ass off, when you're hiding somewhere

 

70. There is a glitch that allows you to f*** with the same b**** again and again - even after 125 hp is reached.

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More than half way there let's get this done before cidamelo post 1,000,000 facts about how hot she thinks Claude is.

I don't nderstand what's wrong with this. She can post whatever she wants, as long as it is what she learned from playing GTA:III. And I guess she learned that CLaude is hot after playing the game, not before!

 

 

69. There are a SWAT guy laughing his ass off, when you're hiding somewhere

A bit incorrect. He doesn't laugh his ass off, it's just his evil laugh he cries out before he charges in, and all the SWAT guys laugh this way even if Claude is standing in their line of sight, even 3 steps from them. It's just a sound which makes clear that the SWAT arrived.

 

Anyway, on the topic.

 

71. Toni is a real amnesiac girl: she says she's never been on fire, but in VC she clearly says that she was dancing with a lighter and her hair went up in flames.

72. Andee wonders whether wheels of steel are made of steel

73. Lazlow has a really hard time

74. Toni's name isn't Toni (according to his call on Chatterbox)

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75.You can't trust you're girl friend.

76.you can carry a god only knows amount of ammo.

77.1 man can take on the army.

78.You can fly a plane with no wings.

79.Salvatore will try too kill his greatest asset.

Wow, Only 21 more to go.

I think 250 next time.

I think we should finish 1000 things we learned from GTA:SA after this it's been siting since May.

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MAN IN THE DARK

80. Rampage blue skull from gta III and human head in the blue plastick bag from manhunt is another exaple of deep meaning in this crazy game.

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A bit incorrect. He doesn't laugh his ass off, it's just his evil laugh he cries out before he charges in, and all the SWAT guys laugh this way even if Claude is standing in their line of sight, even 3 steps from them. It's just a sound which makes clear that the SWAT arrived.

 

But it comes from SWAT GUYS biggrin.gif

 

 

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81.Claude will jump In front of a car if you jump near one in the streets.

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But it comes from SWAT GUYS

I never said this laugh didn't! I just said that SWAT laugh even when Claude is directly in front of them. SWAT have the same laughs in Vice City and Liberty City Stories, by the way. It's just a part of the SWAT!

 

On topic,

82. Joey Leone, Donald Love and Oriental Gentleman are the only characters who can change clothes in game.

83. It is interesting how things work out in the game: In the beginning, the Colombians attacked the convoy to kidnap the Oriental Gentleman, setting Claude free. In "Liberator", Claude breaks the Oriental Gentleman out of the Colombians compound, as if returning the favor.

84. Love Media owns 900 radio stations, 300 TV stations, 4 networks, 3 satellites, 10 senators, everything from films to dog food, from radio to pop music, as well as a satellite in China

85. And it is the largest US-run media conglomerate that emerged over past 5 years

86. Donald Love has the most developed character model in the game.

87. The pond and the cabins on the rooftop of Donald Love's building are unsolid

88. You can see through walls into Blue Hell

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89.Hidden packages are wrapped like cocaine.

90. Hidden packages also float in the air... tounge.gif

91. most planes never fly...

92. You can't make your tire pop.

93. All the gangs in Liberty City have unlimited gang members.

94. 50% of the Leonies have Sunglasses, If you don't count Sal and the other guys... (so just the normal 2 peds tounge.gif)

95. Claude never lives in a big mansion, such as the Vercetti estate and Maddog's mansion.

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96.Nobody plays football in the football stadium.

97.The army will kill you in a few seconds even if you have max armor and +100% health.

98.You can stay awake for 100 days and not have heart problems.

99.The special at Kappa Coffee House is SPANK.

100.Claude doesn't try to kill Catalina in Cutting the Grass even though he had the chance.

101.You can save before you drive 8 ball.

102.You can get all the Hidden packages early if you know how to fly the dodo.

Bam! and the topics done.

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Check your numbers. You automatically jumped from 49 to 53 a while back. Also, MAN IN THE DARK's deep meaning posts don't make any sense so why do you count them towards the things we learned in GTA III?

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You automatically jumped from 49 to 53 a while back.

I did that for a reason.

 

36.No one in liberty city can swim.

37.Helicopters are hollow.

38.Donald Love came back to liberty city

39.Maibatsu Corporation had all two wheal vehicles banned in liberty city

 

 

36. Posters meaning around the city are Very deep.

37. Donald really Love he's old oriental friend smile.gif

38. You never know who is next to kill.

39. The most game that has a'lot of cut-off sh*t and deep japanese meaning ala Silent hill, f*cking ROCK !!!!?!!!!!!!!

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Check your numbers. You automatically jumped from 49 to 53 a while back. Also, MAN IN THE DARK's deep meaning posts don't make any sense so why do you count them towards the things we learned in GTA III?

Don't know, lads. The topic has been f*cked up. Literally. MAN IN THE DARK, AH64Hunter, me - we all were f*cking up this topic a bit...

 

But really, do we know 100 things we learned now??? I think yes!

 

So, it's done! Enjoy the reward: 100 things (99 in fact) about GTA:III that we've learned while playing it, and ...

 

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