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Seafire

250 Things We Learned from GTA: Chinatown Wars

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Maxaxle

 

62. Touching people with a chainsaw makes them explode in two pieces.

GORE!

 

63. Windshields are unbreakable so long as the car it's a part of hasn't exploded.

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choppr

64. Niko Bellic's burned house in Hove Beach is now a Skin Care & Nails store

You can check lol.gif

65. Cars become bulletproof when sunken

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Mitsuha

66.Huang can do the donuts while swimming only.

67.Huang can avoid the cops simply by crashing them to walls

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choppr

68. Colony Island is divided in 2 parts: One as the normal island, and the other behind the bridge as the cemetery

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KnowDude

#69 Bodies will disappear in a few seconds if not reanimated

#70 There are a lot of paranoid persons in LC (Hsin, Chan, Zhou, Tommy...)

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Redketman

#71 Buying and selling coke is a good idea if you want to earn some money.

#72 You can drive as fast as you want and the police won't care (unless you accidently touch the police cars).

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Fisciletti

73. There are wars in Chinatown.

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Haashir911

74. You Drive People to Others For Reasons Only for them to Get Killed

75. Your Uncle is Retarded

76. Dealing Drugs is Good

77. You Can Roam the City for Days Without sh*tting Nor Pissing

78. You Kill Other Drivers for Your Boss, Only to Get Yelled By Your Boss

79. When Your Car Burns, You Burn

80. There is Perfectly Good Food in Garbage Bins

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TurdsFTW

81. Huang eats rotten food out of dumpsters.

 

82. There are 2 doublebarrel shotguns.

 

83. The flying-kick isn't available on the PSP version.

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SatournFan
84. GTA IV is actually better because there's Alderney there.

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Fireman
73. There are wars in Chinatown.

Winner

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thegtavman

85. you can burn people whit a flametrower

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Sunrise Driver

86. You can earn big money only by selling drugs.

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Reiji

87. Squeezing cockroaches in the garbage bins can be fun.

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GrandTheftPinoy

88. Police chases are fun as hell as you drive the sports car

89. Your uncle is grumpy sh*t

90. Driving a rhino can destroy cars and flatten all people in its path (6-STARS! COME AT ME BRO! U MAD BRO?

91. Cops are dumbheaded like in GTA SA

92. Kill gang members for fun, or steal their weapon (What the f**k? Wanted level? Police chases coming through!)

93. Drug dealers are awesone (Smoke w33d everyday! QUICKSCOPE the dumbo cops, bitch!)

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MythicalCreature

94. Huang has a hard time getting laid.

95. Hobos are trying to kill you.

96. Spam mail is interesting to read.

97. Huang is an expert car-hacker.

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DragonpokeZ

98-Anyone in LC carries a high-tech passcode decoder used to steal any old car that can't be used to steal money from an ATM

99-Huang has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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Curtis

100: It may be the best game in the series with unique mechanics like drug dealing and "touch" mechanics (on the PSP you press buttons)

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Luther face

101.Fire fighter side mission is real fun.

102.There are no fish in the water.

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Jeansowaty

103. The Chavos was a speedy lil' bastard in 2008, yet a year later it's a slow piece of sh*t.

104. Roman's cab depot is still running.

105. Huang's uncle has a stash of porn yet Huang himself never gets anything in this matter.

106. The Koreans have magically ended up in Bohan.

107. The Russian Mafia has magically changed completely.

108. Huang grunts like Niko Bellic.

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Vice City criminal

109. Chan Jaoming is the chinese equivalent of brucie but without the steroids
110. the only thing Huang has changed in his outfit are his pants. (They turn brown after the mission Double Trouble)

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Jeansowaty

111. Zhou Ming is the chinese equivalent of Ray Boccino.

112. Hsin Jaoming is the chinese equivalent of Jimmy Pegorino.

113. Cops in this game talk like afro-americans, yet all of them are white.

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slimeball supreme

114. all the dogs died

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Luther face

115.Huang love to break vehicle window when sinking even though some of vehicle door ain't locked.

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Honker1944

116.Huang can make rampges on Triads

117. Police boats are armed like u-boots

118. Chainese dealers get mad after Huang make a good deal with them.

Edited by Honker1944

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Jeansowaty

119. The Jaoming Triad has millions of men and dozens of helicopters and rocket launchers to kill... two other triads?

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eCola

120. Sleeping on a couch will heal your wounds.

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Luther face

121.Just like dead body,vehicle wreck now disappear after few seconds

122.Tattoo parlor ain't healthy anymore

123.Car dealership sell Rhino tank.

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Honker1944

124.Dealers don`t need the umbrelas.

125. We can found interesting items in trashcan like: didlo or 10$

126. Triad boss doesn`t care about frendship with other gangs

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Honker1944

119. The Jaoming Triad has millions of men and dozens of helicopters and rocket launchers to kill... two other triads?

Yep I rummage around and Triad gang consist:

-Ming Family

-Joaming Family

-Lee Family

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