Creed Bratton Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Here's the deal. You're about to be executed by a firing squad. You get to choose 5 people for the job. You can choose anyone you want. People you know in real life, celebrities, historical figures, fictional characters from movies, TV shows, games, cartoons etc. Note for retarded people: No matter who you choose, you will be executed. They will pull the trigger no matter who they are. Here's my list: 1. Jesus Christ 2. Batman 3. Gandhi 4. Commander Shepard 5. George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Chuck Norris 2. Chuck Norris 3. A penguin 4. Chuck Norris 5. Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) 1. Stevie Wonder 2. David Blunkett 3. Ray Charles 4. Louis Braille 5. Helen Keller Edited June 28, 2011 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiteso Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Stevie Wonder2. David Blunkett 3. Ray Charles 4. Louis Braille 5. Helen Keller Well played, sir. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Ha Har Stevie Wonder. 1. Deadpool (I could imagine him pulling off a one-liner while firing his gun.) 2. Wheatley from Portal 2 (If he could hold guns anyway.) 3. Garrus Vakarian from the Mass Effect series (If I want the shot done right, he's my bro.) 4. Frank West from Dead Rising (He's covered wars ya know? Plus he can cover my story.) 5. Dexter from Dexter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) 1. General Patton 2. Jimmi Hendrix 3. John Marston 4. Jon Bonham 5. Kurt Cobain Edited June 28, 2011 by Girish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1) Ame Barnbrook 2) Matt Fraser 3) Terry Wiles 4) Mathias Buchinger 5) Alison Lapper Basically a list of people with missing or immobile arms. AMD Ryzen 5900X (4.65GHz All-Core PBO2) | Gigabye X570S Pro | 32GB G-Skill Trident Z RGB 3600MHz CL16 EK-Quantum Reflection D5 | XSPC D5 PWM | TechN/Heatkiller Blocks | HardwareLabs GTS & GTX 360 Radiators Corsair AX750 | Lian Li PC-O11 Dynamic XL | EVGA GeForce RTX2080 XC @2055MHz | Sabrant Rocket Plus 1TB Sabrant Rocket 2TB | Samsung 970 Evo 1TB | 2x ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q | Q Acoustics 2010i | Sabaj A4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Lee Harvey Oswald 2. Jack Ruby 3. John Wilkes Booth 4. Leon Czolgosz 5. Charles J. Guiteau Might as well get people good at their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNRATED69 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Kermit the Frog 2. Adolf Hitler 3. Wil Wheaton 4. Twinkie the Kid 5. Ron Jeremy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) 1. Helen Keller 2. Stevie Wonder 3. Andrea Bocelli 4. Ray Charles 5. Louis Braille Edited June 28, 2011 by *MURDOC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Helen Keller 2. Stevie Wonder 3. Andrea Bocelli 4. Ray Charles 5. Louis Braille Didn't see my earlier post eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I have something in common with all those people apparently. (somehow your post was the only one I missed, must have something to do with blind people) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I have something in common with all those people apparently. (somehow your post was the only one I missed, must have something to do with blind people) Bahahah thats so Raven! Monco Tuco Ramirez Colonel Mortimer (not Angel Eyes) Harmonica Rooster Cogburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rez Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 5 people from this category http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:People_without_hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKKS66 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sarah Biffen Bill Wedekind Thomas Schweicker Marilyn Gillies Carr Charles B. Tripp Edit: Oh God damn you, T.Rez lol. Great minds think alike and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mystery Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Chuck Norris 2. Mr. T 3. The Rock 4. Freddie Mercury 5. Kane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I guess I'll update mine and go with the Jackson 5. But it has to be them when they were young, and they have to sing and dance before and during the execution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Jeffrey Dahmer The Tooth Fairy Ted Bundy The Easter Bunny Adolf Hitler ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurdity Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Chris Waddle Stuart Pearce Paul Ince Gareth Southgate And anyone who plays for the Faroe Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred durst Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 1. Chuck Norris 2. Chuck Norris's beard 3. The fist behind Chuck's beard 4. M.O.P. 5. Roger Ebart Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lolwut Pear Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Batman 2. Derek Morgan 3. Spencer Reid 4. The Heavy from TF2 5. Bin Laden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 My clones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Churchill (He can get me all motivated to die) 2. John Bishop (He can give me one last laugh) 3. Michael Jackson (He can sing me a last song) 4. Heston Blumenthal (make me one last meal) 5. Scarlett Johansson (She can just be there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli's Prophecy Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jessica Alba Dave Chapelle 2Pac Batman Megan Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Fitches Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Niko Bellic 2. Joseph Stalin 3. Nas 4. Mario Balotelli 5. Pablo Escobar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1) Nathan Drake 2) Batman 3) Morgan Freeman 4) Bruce Willis 5) Tommy Vercetti I don't quite get why you would want the 5 people that execute you to be famous, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Megan Fox 2. Jessica Alba 3. Kim Kardashian 4 and 5. Nina Sky before one of them became a lesbian. I'm going down head first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptomex Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Jerry Seinfeld 2. Dave Mustaine 3. Kerry King 4. The Terminator 5. Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark. Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Adolf Hitler 2. Grandpa Max (Ben 10) 3. Kurtis Stryker (Mortal Kombat) 4. Michael Jackson 5. ehh, a random hobo with a really long beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 1. Solid Snake 2. Angus Young 3. Mario Lemieux 4. F. Murray Abraham 5. Carlos Norman Hatchcock II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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