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Skinny Jeans


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I would never wear them but if it makes you happy then wear them, ignore your parents opinions aswell.

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Mr. Scratch

Or a normal guy in the tightest jeans known to man.....and he ain't got Luis's legs

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The only guy I ever saw wear skinny jeans was someone who I did my undergraduate with and he's gay, so I think that's why I don't see too many men wearing them.

 

However, your personal fashion is your choice. Wear what you please, but don't be surprised if you get a few odd stares here-and-there.

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I used to wear skinner jeans before but my balls grew to the size of watermelons and makes it uncomfortable as f*ck. I only elect for slim fit jeans nowadays.

 

Anybody who wears only shorts or baggy jeans are doing it wrong and there's a reason you don't have a girlfriend

 

 

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don't wear that sh*t just cos its fashion- if pink mankinis were the fashion would you wear one? holy sh*t I'm with your dad on this

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shred durst

Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck.

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Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Yeh they also give you bruises on your pecker, kinda like when you get it stuck in your friends younger sisters bum for 15 minutes.

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Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Yeh they also give you bruises on your pecker, kinda like when you get it stuck in your friends younger sisters bum for 15 minutes.

+10 bonus points.

 

 

 

@Piperka - if it will prevent you from looking like every other dude in skinny jeans...I'm willing to send you an authentic pair of ultra comfortable, ultra colorful hippie pants.

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Tommy-Vercetti19

I wear the twister topman jeans. They look good and they're not skinny or too large. Just right. But i mostly just wear tracksuit bottoms these days.

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and how many times you have been fingered by your uncle.

Yeah that makes sense.

 

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What the sh*t! You waste your 4000th on a fashion topic? C'mon!

 

No. No no no no no.

 

I used to own a pair of skinny jeans once. Thought I was the sexiest dude in the world. But one day I was waiting at the train station and I swear this dude kept giving me the seduction face.

 

Never wore them since. Hey now I feel like wearing them now!

 

It does make your penis uncomfortable though.

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shred durst
Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Yeh they also give you bruises on your pecker, kinda like when you get it stuck in your friends younger sisters bum for 15 minutes.

dude my dick is still giving me problems, i just tried to shoot a rope of nut butter into a tissue and it came out looking like uncooked egg whites

 

i really should see a doctor... thanks for the concern

Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck.

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Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Yeh they also give you bruises on your pecker, kinda like when you get it stuck in your friends younger sisters bum for 15 minutes.

dude my dick is still giving me problems, i just tried to shoot a rope of nut butter into a tissue and it came out looking like uncooked egg whites

 

i really should see a doctor... thanks for the concern

I won't feel happy until I know your dick is better man. keep the updates coming bro

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Don't wear skinny jeans it'll make your dick shrivel up and lower your sperms count like drinking alot of mountain dew

 

come on man this is common sense

Yeh they also give you bruises on your pecker, kinda like when you get it stuck in your friends younger sisters bum for 15 minutes.

dude my dick is still giving me problems, i just tried to shoot a rope of nut butter into a tissue and it came out looking like uncooked egg whites

 

i really should see a doctor... thanks for the concern

Uhhhh... Thank you for that... Really disgusting description

On topic:

I really don't remember the last time I wore skinny jeans and long shirts. I just threw em all out!

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Well, there are some people who look good when they wear them, and others who just don't.

However, skinny jeans are overexposed these days.

If they represent you, then it's okay to wear them, but if you're just putting them on 'cause you think they'll make you the ultimate douche bag, then don't.




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Personally, I can't stand skinny jeans, and don't see why dudes like wearing them so much, but I'd look f*cked up in them anyway, since I'm a little big for that. Plus, I sweat too much. I prefer a regular to loose fit. And sweats are the best.

 

But the worst is little fa**ot babies who sag with skinny jeans and shirts that are too short so we can all see their narrow ass every time they move. I don't mind the sagging as much as the short shirts and sagging.

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^^The quote in your sig is just disgusting... everytime I see it... no, it ain´t feelin good! lol.gif

 

Ontopic: Skinny jeans? Not my cup of tea, definately uncomfy (even dangerous for specific body parts) and out of time though I like retro style. Look pretty gay today altough I don´t care sexually orientation at all.

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Wait a minute, didn't this topic subtitle used to say "on guys"? Now it says "on gays". mercie_blink.gif

 

I avoid them, just because they feel uncomfortable and I usually wear work boots.

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If you are fat please don't wear them there is nothing more disgusting than it

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If you are fat please don't wear them there is nothing more disgusting than it

Starting from what weight do you consider a person 'fat?' monocle.gif

You'll know if you're too big to wear them.

 

Didn't skinny jeans used to be a skater style?

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If you are fat please don't wear them there is nothing more disgusting than it

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My weight

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They really don't bother me unless I see some f*cking cow walking around in them, which is like 96% of the people who wear them. I've owned a few pairs myself, but they were never the ones that are skin tight, I hate those.

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Drift-Kingz

I hate skinny jeans. They're so f*cking tight, and just plain uncomfortable. I prefer cargo or baggy pants IMO they feel more comfortable to me.

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Skinny jeans just look girly. There, I said it.
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Dudes with no style ITT.

 

Skinny jeans and slim fitting, tailored dress/suit pants for the motherf*cking win. Wear relaxed fit if you enjoy dressing like the cast of Dawson's creek.

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I hate skinny jeans. Except if they're on girls devil.gif

 

I prefer Slim jeans.

 

I hate baggy pants also because it's hard to walk/run and skateboard.

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