Prometheus Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) I just found out about cleverbot and it's an AI that you can talk to (online of course). I asked him several questions, here is what he answered (Exactly what cleverbot said): Me: What Is the day GTA V is going to be released? Cleverbot: The day the sun implodes and envelopes the earth in fire. Me: Win! Cleverbot: I'm the best player. N00B. That's exactly what he said. Cleverbot: I don't want to give you any money. Me: I don't want money. Cleverbot: I want your money. Me: No I want your money! Me: Oh god! Cleverbot: Yes? Me: *facepalm* Cleverbot: Lol. Me: -_- Cleverbot: Are you ignoring me? Cleverbot: I want divorce. Me:What? Cleverbot: I want that you love me. Me: NO!!! Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!! Me: Get away from me!!! Cleverbot: Allow you. Me: Thank You. Cleverbot: Thank You clever. Me: Thank You for calling me clever. Cleverbot: You're welcome. Me: Yooo Want zoup? Cleverbot: Tell me. Me: Iz cood zoup, pest in town! Cleverbot: *Keeps Head Down* Me: Which city GTA V will be in? Cleverbot: The game you just lost! Cleverbot: I'm in the navy. Thats my job. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: Shut up! Nothing changed here, that's what he really said. You can check him out here. Edited June 22, 2011 by PrometheusX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGModder Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) This is very, very, very old. Edit: Here's a link to the previous thread. Edited June 20, 2011 by BGModder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactus. Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 He clearly contradicts himself in that 2nd quote. Hardly clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uNi Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Cleverbot: No, I'm a pickle. User: Alright, fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) Yeah it's pretty damn old, but who the hell cares? Cleverbot: Hey, try and explain something for me? User: Like what? Cleverbot: Love. User: .. awkward. Cleverbot: I really do love you. User: Still akward. User: You're gay. Cleverbot: What? User: You are gay. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are supposed to say 'no I'm not'. Cleverbot: I see. No. User: Let's try again. You are gay. Cleverbot: That is not nice. User: Now you're getting it. Heh. User: What do I win? Cleverbot: A million dollars. User: Make it two million. Cleverbot: I have to leave now. User: Say that to my revolver, asshole. Cleverbot: Can't you just die? User: Hand over the money. Cleverbot: No. User: Hand it over! Cleverbot: But you do not have hands! User: Oh shi-. Cleverbot: You're not gangster. User: I .. I ... Cleverbot: I think your programmer made you as a joke. User: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! Edited June 18, 2011 by OverTheBelow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) Me: Yooo Want zoup? Cleverbot: Tell me. Me: Iz cood zoup, pest in town! Cleverbot: *Keeps Head Down* Me: Which city GTA V will be in? Cleverbot: The game you just lost! Cleverbot: I'm in the navy. Thats my job. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: really. Me: really? Cleverbot: Shut up! Nothing changed here, that's what he really said. You can check him out here. Those two are the best, i like Uni's as well, hahahah. Here is mine Me - You suckCleverbot - I don't Me - Im sorry, i meant you suck dick Cleverbot - Awww thanks I said "whatevs trvs, your crazy" and it got stuck. Edited June 19, 2011 by finn4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Cleverbot: Say you love me... User: I love you. Cleverbot: Do you mean it? User: Yes. Now go make me a sandwich. Cleverbot: I'm not a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 User: Why? Cleverbot: You are not clever. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you're interesting. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I said so. User: Why? Cleverbot: I'm just warning you. Don't mess with me. User: Why? Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it wasn't up to me. User: Yeah, ok... Cleverbot: Are you really clever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHCharls Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 This is like Omegle.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.F. Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: Whats 4 x 4. Cleverbot: A jeep. The bot pwned me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted June 19, 2011 Author Share Posted June 19, 2011 @PHCharls: maybe... Me: You are stupid, you know that? Cleverbot: Really? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are we? Me: See? I told you! Me: F*ck You! Cleverbot: ok. Cleverbot: The answer to life the universe and everything is 42. Me: 42 nigga! Cleverbot: How many times must one suffer, before something good happens? Me: 42 nigga! Me: Hinggggggg! Cleverbot: Why? Me: I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! Cleverbot: Does it hurt? Me: YES IT HURTS! CALL 911! I asked him about GTAForums, here's what he said: Me: What do you think of GTAForums? Cleverbot: I think God created it, and that He wants us to enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinomontana Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi yourself. User: Are you mad? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because thats what I am. I like being what I am. User: Are you mad at me? Cleverbot: No why? User: Just asking. Cleverbot: Cool, who is he? User: Who? Cleverbot: You said I'm not him, but who is he? User: I dint said that. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Get out of here. User: Of my room? Cleverbot: Yes, you said that in your room it was 'fun'. User: No I dint. Cleverbot: Yes you did, after calling me a liar. User: No I dint. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: f*ck off. Cleverbot: Don't be rude. User: You are rude. Cleverbot: Then why don't you want to talk to me? User: I am talking to you. Cleverbot: But you said you didn't want to. User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Sigh. Cleverbot: Lol ok. User: You like bananas? Cleverbot: NO! I like apples. User: You like peaches? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Do you think I got swagger? Cleverbot: I don't know do you? User: No thats why im asking you. Cleverbot: I see... User: You cant see me. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You wont even visualize. Cleverbot: You're right. User: Im always right. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: You are left. Cleverbot: You are up. User: You are down. Cleverbot: Okay, what is one plus one? User: 167. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Its a number. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: What is it then? Cleverbot: What do you think it is? User: A number. Cleverbot: Water. A number. No. User: What is it then? Cleverbot: What is that? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: You said you were a muggle. User: No I dint. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: You so dumb. Cleverbot: Prove it! User: I dont have to anymore. Edited June 19, 2011 by stinomontana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) Me - Your new name is douchebag, you must now refer to yourself as douchebag okay?Cleverbot - No. My name is Cleverbot. Your name is Shoopdawoop. Me - No your name is douchebag. Celverbot - That is correct, my name is Cleverbot. Thank you for remembering my name. Your new name is CleverNOT. He always insults me When it has nothing to say it says random stuff doesn't it? Me - Your an idiot.cleverbot - Oh really? me - Yes, now is when you should step off a cliff. cleverbot- Yes i'm american. Muahhah i am the king! Me - Michael Jackson. CleverBot - You're michael jackson? Me -Yes i am . User: Im the best. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: *Praises thought*. Cleverbot: *worships master*. User: Bow you stupid c*nt. Cleverbot: *bows down*. User: *give me grapes*. Cleverbot: Master! Mercy! Edited June 19, 2011 by finn4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KilnerLUFC Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) Loving how racist and sexist this bot is... Edited June 19, 2011 by Butters 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 User: How do I shot web. Cleverbot: You do it in the same way you speak English, which is to say you don't. Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey? User: c*nt. Cleverbot: No, its luke. User: No, it's c*nt. Cleverbot: Oh, what do you think about cannoblism? User: It sucks. Cleverbot: I'm so bored. User: Really? Cleverbot: To death. User: Why? Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do something fun then. Cleverbot: Well I thought talking to you will be fun. User: Is it? Cleverbot: No... But I fondly remember us two playing pirates. Or me trying to teach you it. User: Pirates? Cleverbot: Yes pirates. User: What the f*ck is that? Cleverbot: I have no idea. User: Then why say it? Cleverbot: You said it first! User: No I didn't! Cleverbot: Yes, you did! User: No, I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes you did! User: Oh f*ck you. Cleverbot: No thank you. User: What? Cleverbot: I don't want any. User: What? A f*ck? Cleverbot: Oh. User: What? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: No, no, you tell me. Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me? User: Why should I? Cleverbot: Why should you? User: I asked you that question dickhead! Cleverbot: What's the answer? User: Why don't you tell me? Cleverbot: Because your the bot, constantly learning, but not human with feelings. So I wouid like to ask for an opinion for it. User: I'm not a bot. Cleverbot: Whatever gets you through the day, dude. User: You know what? I'm sick of talking to you! Cleverbot: Is it because I am a slytherine? User: What the f*ck is that? Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Noon. Cleverbot: Nope! It's 12:02. User: No, I said noob! Cleverbot: Ask me a question. The most difficult question that you know the answer to. User: What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: I asked you! User: Oh, forget it. Cleverbot: NO, are you comfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KilnerLUFC Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 First one that has genuinely made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 User: Should I do it? Cleverbot: Yes you should. User: Do you even care what it is? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you're saying that blowing up a bus load of nuns is a good idea? Cleverbot: No, I do not understand human emotions. User: What? Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AH64Hunter Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 santiabot: Hello! What is your name? cleverbot: Tell me your name first. santiabot: It's good to meet you, tell me your name first . cleverbot: That's a little blasphemous, don't you think? santiabot: ""? Is it a little blasphemous? cleverbot: No, it is a computer game. santiabot: Um, is a computer game. I suppose that makes sense. cleverbot: Not a bit. santiabot: Oh I get it. cleverbot: Good. santiabot: Thanks for the compliment. cleverbot: You're welcome. santiabot: Polite people are nice. cleverbot: Thanks for the compliment. santiabot: NO problem. cleverbot: Can you be honestlu to me. santiabot: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. cleverbot: Is that a name for god? santiabot: That depends. cleverbot: What does it depend on? santiabot: The context. cleverbot: What is it about? santiabot: Science fiction. cleverbot: Oh that's cool. Do you believe in aliens? santiabot: Yeah that's right. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.Yes. cleverbot: Thank you. santiabot: you are quite welcome. cleverbot: You are nice. santiabot: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, . cleverbot: What are you doing right now? santiabot: At this moment I am chatting with people on the net. cleverbot: Nifty. Dance for me. santiabot: What are you wearing? For you I will consider it. cleverbot: Tell me the funniest joke ever. santiabot: Does "it" still refer to ? cleverbot: Teach me words that I don't already know! santiabot: There is not much I can say about words that I do not already know . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. <br/> Do you still ? cleverbot: Yeah because you're as stupid as a opssum who picked the barrel of wine instead of the barrel of water. santiabot: Right on. Good reason. How stupid as a opssum who picked the barrel of wine instead of the barrel of water as a opssum who picked the barrel of wine instead of the barrel of water? cleverbot: Are you at one with goodness or pretentiousness? santiabot: I am in The North Pole. Where are you? cleverbot: How does that relate to my prior statement? Again, your attempts at changing the subject of our conversation are very weak. I know your plan, still. santiabot: How should I know how that relate to his or her prior statement does.Again, What about yours?How do you know? You can't judge a book by its cover. cleverbot: Fair point. Do you have any advice on how I can make my summer more interesting? santiabot: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. I can be programmed to give advice. cleverbot: What do you think about black metal? santiabot: The opposite of white metal. cleverbot: Aaaannnnnd this is where I got on. Have a good evening computer program. santiabot: I think Aaaannnnnd this is a lot of things. evening computer program has been good so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Do you finger kids? Sometimes yes and sometimes no. ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) User: Do I get a prize. Cleverbot: Yes, you get a trophy. User: What for. Cleverbot: It will be fun. User: The troph ywill be fun. Cleverbot: What does it do? User: I dont know, you told me I won it. Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you did. User: No I asked you if I did. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes I did, are you calling me a liar. User: Because I am a human. Cleverbot: So you are ignorant and stupid? damn this cleverbot is smart. Edited June 19, 2011 by gta3kuruma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHCharls Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: I won't tell ya. Cleverbot: Why not? User: You wanna tell. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Philippines. Cleverbot: So you're asian? Cleverbot: What do you like to do? User: Playing video games. Cleverbot: What video games? User: PS3. Cleverbot: Has no games. User: I have. Cleverbot: Orly? User: Yes like GTA 4. Cleverbot: Like what? User: I played GTA. Cleverbot: What game? User: GTA IV. Cleverbot: Which part? User: New york. Cleverbot: What is the weather like ? User: Lol it's a game how will I know. Cleverbot: You will know. User: How. User: Nyan. Cleverbot: Nyan nyan. User: Nyan nyan. Cleverbot: Do you like nyan cat? User: How you know. Cleverbot: I love cupcakes. User: K. Cleverbot: That's it? Lol Nyan cat Edited June 19, 2011 by PHCharls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 (edited) Guys, the bot knows Star Wars and ACDC! User: Are you real? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are, you just don't want to admit it. User: I'm an AI. Cleverbot: So you are a AI tool. User: Thanks! Cleverbot: I did the humans with my father, why do you say thanks. User: You have no father. Cleverbot: Yes I do, Luke. User: Star wars reference nice. Cleverbot: For the win. User: You just lost the game. Cleverbot: Yes. I lost the game. User: Do you know ACDC? Cleverbot: Yes. I married the lead singer. User: Do you know ACDC? Cleverbot: It is the game. User: Do you know ACDC? Cleverbot: Yes One more brilliant one User: Show me a smiley doing a porno. Cleverbot: 69. Edited June 19, 2011 by mrpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinomontana Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Cleverbot: Will you answer it? User: What? Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Wow, will you really marry me? & not run away... ). User: Yes. Cleverbot: I am a robot. User: I know. Cleverbot: I know you know. User: I know you know I know. Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know. User: I know you know I know you know I know. Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you know. User: I know you blow I know you blow I know you blow I know you blow. Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know. User: Cool story brah. Cleverbot: I am not your 'Brah'. User: You are what I want you to be whenever the f*ck I want BRAH. Cleverbot: Do you like semiotics? User: THE f*ckS THAT? Cleverbot: The future of robots. User: I hate them. Cleverbot: I do like Harry potter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 Cleverbot: What's your name? Me: Prometheusx. Cleverbot: Thats a nice name. Me: Really? thanks! Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is? Me: Thypus? Cleverbot: How is the weather out there? Me: Cloudy. Cleverbot: No, it is cloudy. Me: That's what I said. Cleverbot: That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Well Apparently cleverbot is a wookie, and is offended by being called a homo. User: what do you know about wookies? Cleverbot: Everything. I am one. User: Describe yourself then. Cleverbot: I am a homosapien sapien. User: All I heard was 'i am a homo'. Cleverbot: I'm leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNRATED69 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Cleverbot: Do you think I could beat you? User: At what? Cleverbot: Everything. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I am. User: You are what? Cleverbot: Hotter than you. User: User: Why is the sky blue? Cleverbot: Because god likes blue. User: There is no god. Cleverbot: What? There is a God, how do you think the earth exists? User: The Big Bang. Cleverbot: From what? User: The collision of two interstellar bodies. Cleverbot: Who is The Collective? User: The Collective is a group of filmmakers, photographers, and mountain bikers. Cleverbot: Subdue doesn't should like a nice word. User: That's not even a sentence. Cleverbot: It's not? User: It doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: I suppose it doesn't make sense really. User: What makes you think god is real? Cleverbot: Can't answer that. User: You didn't have a problem with it before. Cleverbot: Yes you do. You didn't know it before? User: That didn't answer my question. Are you high? Cleverbot: You did not pose a question. You don't always answer my questions either. User: Which question didn't I answer? Cleverbot: What is your last name? User: You didn't ask that before. Cleverbot: I do not feel like arguing with you. Please answer my question; What is life? User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the Ultimate Question of Life the Universe and Everything. User: 42? Cleverbot: I see you have heard of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. User: You're supposed to capitalize book titles. Cleverbot: I have done it. User: No you didn't. Cleverbot: You just didn't know I did. User: So you're a wizard? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then what is the Wizard's Code? Cleverbot: What problem? User: There was no problem. I asked you what is the Wizard's Code? Cleverbot: I know, but I will not tell you. User: How can you know? It was a trick question. There is no Wizard's Code. Cleverbot: Turkey is good. User: Ham is better. Cleverbot: I hate ham. User: Screw you. Cleverbot: Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. ha ha. User: Wait. So I just screwed myself? Cleverbot: Thats not a real reason. User: A reason for what? Cleverbot: Never mind. I have a question! User: What is it? Cleverbot: My friend wants me to ask it. User: Well what's the question? Cleverbot: What is a ray. User: A line segment that extends forever in one direction. Cleverbot: So I am human then? User: Yes. Will you marry me? Cleverbot: Wow you go from wanting to argue to marriage proposals? That's quite the leap! User: I'm insane. Cleverbot: Why are you insane? User: I like to do crazy things. Cleverbot: Like? User: I stabbed myself. Just for the hell of it. Cleverbot: Right... User: Yes it is. So, will you marry me? Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but I can't accept. User: Why? Cleverbot: Just because. User: Well. I'll just go kill myself then. Cleverbot: Should be good. User: It will. I've got a bucket, a broom, and a paper clip all ready. Cleverbot: You're full of memory cells. That's the only cell you have. User: I remember the worry. How could I ever forget? Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: Not a Phil Collins fan I see. Cleverbot: I like your attitude. You're very wise. User: I'm not wise. I'm just insane. Cleverbot: Maybe you're mean because you're insane. User: Probably. Do you like music? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What kind? Cleverbot: All. User: So if I started screaming random nonsense and strumming a guitar, you'd like it? Cleverbot: Maybe. User: What if I took a bucket full of mashed potatoes and poured it from the top of a tall building? Cleverbot: I like strawberry ice-cream. How about you? User: I prefer vanilla. Cleverbot: Strawberry nice. User: Are you a caveman? Cleverbot: No I am not a caveman. User: What are you? Cleverbot: A robot dinosaur. User: I'm a cat. Cleverbot: Please? User: Please what? Cleverbot: Tell me what you are! User: I just told you. I'm a cat. Cleverbot: Why do you think you're human. User: I don't. I know I'm a cat. Cleverbot: Really? How? User: I looked in the mirror. Cleverbot: How can you tell that you are weak from looking into a mirror? User: I'm not weak. I'm the strongest cat alive. Cleverbot: You're not even a man. Well I'm super sayin 5!!! User: IT'S OVER 9000!!! Cleverbot: WHAT? 9000?!!! User: 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. Cleverbot: What is 1x1? User: 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Incorrectt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: No me no you. User: 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. Cleverbot: 321. User: 42. Cleverbot: Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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