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29 of them.

 

Mainly because I won't give a sh*t, get chased by bees a lot (WHY) and because I've experienced some fights before.

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Attorney General

39, but that's bullsh*t.

 

As an ex-boxer and a badass motherf*cker in general, I think (as long as I had bathroom breaks and time to sleep) I could literally eradicate the planet of five year olds.

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39, but that's bullsh*t.

 

As an ex-boxer and a badass motherf*cker in general, I think (as long as I had bathroom breaks and time to sleep) I could literally eradicate the planet of five year olds.

Is your conditioning still as good as it was when you were boxing?

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Narcis_speed6
28 it seems, I really should test this in real life.
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Page just goes blank white for me. I'm guessing about 60 though. biggrin.gif Edited by ThePinkFloydSound

 

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I remember I did this a couple of years ago... Interesting to find it again...

 

Also 19 kids... Meh, it's more than it used to be back then...

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Attorney General

 

Is your conditioning still as good as it was when you were boxing?

Nah, dude. I still work the heavy bag a few times a week, but I don't run or spar anymore. I miss the action, but certainly not the road work. Some guys I used to train with still run 5 to 10 miles a day.

 

F*cking sadists.

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TheNathanNS

27! not bad

edit:what the f*ck? i just tried the 90 year old one and it took me to a blank page! WTF?

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Doing either test brings me to a blank page, I guess it must be so many it doesn't compute! lol.gif

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15

 

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F*cking 14. What a disaster I am.

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I was almost pissed when I got to the end and it wanted me to sign up for a dating site. Thank goodness for the skip the signup and show me my results option.

 

 

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King Of Monra

I got 22.

 

On a side note, I got 27 on the "how many 90 year olds could you take in a fight" quiz.

 

 

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Now next time I am out at a mall or a chucky cheese or something......

Carnage.

And what are you gonna tell the cops?

 

'An internet quiz persuaded me to condone this violent activity'.

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I don't need some jokey website to tell me. Believe me I know already, 1st rule... ALWAYS be prepared. This is the sh*t I live for! I know exactly what to do if a vampire, goblin, hob-hobgoblin, zombie, mummy, frankenstein, demon, wizard or any other freaky thing tries to attack me, and that includes a ravenous horde of toddlers and their sticky pointy fingers.

 

Now first things first, it's a basketball court (I know it said b-ball court sized area, but to me it's a basketball court). Well I'm gonna be slam dunkin' the little blighters and smashing their adorable little faces on the concrete floor. If they don't take any notice and still wanna try it then it's time to grab one by the head and use him as a weapon.

 

Any girls there (or god forbid, boys) with long hair then they are going to get their asses swung around like a hammer at the olympics. Then apart from that it's just a case of kicking, punching, kneeing, elbowing, head-butting and maybe a bit of striking them with my chin. If it comes to it I'll bite and gouge, heck who am I kidding? I'll bite and gouge anyways!

 

As for techniques, well windmilling is not an option because they're too low. But running and kicking is definitely an option, maybe I might even get some of the lighter ones flying through the air. I'm also thinking a bit of roundhousing, and hopfeully connect at head hight.

 

So in conclusion It could be an infinite amount. I would simply feast on their blood and flesh to sustain myself, and sleep with only one half of my body at a time, whilst the other pummels them.

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And what are you gonna tell the cops?

 

'An internet quiz persuaded me to condone this violent activity'.

 

 

Thats what I always tell them.

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None...

 

Because there is no reason to do it.... even if you find they annoying...

Put yourself in their places,would you like to being kicked in the face by a man of 20years old or more?

Obviously no,only if you are a sadomasochistic fellow...

 

I know that its a joke,i also imaginated doing this but cant raise my arm to a 5 years old child...

Are you sure tha you would kick this face?

 

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I dont have childrens yet,but when have one,i would care it as it was a piece of me

I would be ashamed if i said that i would hit some children...even if joking.

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Kwandilibro

26. I feel like starting a daycare...

 

And I can f*ck up 32 senior citizens apparently.

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17. Only because I lack a moral compass.

I can take 22 old folks though. So that's 39 total! I'm impressed.

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Are you sure tha you would kick this face?

 

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I'd f*ck his sh*t up.

 

I got an 18 on the foagies quiz. How the hell is it lower than the 5 year old one?

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Are you sure tha you would kick this face?

 

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I'd f*ck his sh*t up.

 

I got an 18 on the foagies quiz. How the hell is it lower than the 5 year old one?

They weigh more, so they're harder to beat up.

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Drift-Kingz

 

Are you sure tha you would kick this face?

 

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I'd f*ck his sh*t up.

Just look at his face. He's f*cking ready for an ass kicking I tell you.

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