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The head of IT at my school was a paedophile and had a large collection of child porn on his laptop. It got discovered by another member of staff so the head of IT got suspended and then he tried to kill himself by throwing himself in front of a car. But the head of IT was a fat f*ck and so there was actually more damage done to the car and he survived. Those were the days...

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This one time in year 10, my friend put tomato sauce on the stair railing, and we just sat back and watch literally everyone, even the teachers, touch the railing and then look at their hand in disgust wondering what they just touched. We did this for about a week, using things such as soap, and all sorts of sauce, until one teacher spotted us laughing and knew it was us, but she just lectured us a bit and that was it.

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This one time in year 10, my friend put tomato sauce on the stair railing, and we just sat back and watch literally everyone, even the teachers, touch the railing and then look at their hand in disgust wondering what they just touched. We did this for about a week, using things such as soap, and all sorts of sauce, until one teacher spotted us laughing and knew it was us, but she just lectured us a bit and that was it.

Lol, one time a kid put a stink bomb in all his exams but was caught by the teachers after and got permanent exclusion.

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A couple of years ago when it was found out that one of the music teachers was in a porno and in primary school when the headmaster cheated on his wife with the deputy head.

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About 2 years ago in German class, me and my friend were talking before class had started. One of us (I think it was me) said the word beastiality a little too loud, and the teacher heard us. When class started, she asked the entire class if we knew what beastiality was, and spent half the class talking about it. She even told us a story about when she was younger, and someone who lived near her was found having sex with his cows.

 

Another time (also in German class), someone said something about teabagging, and the teacher asked what it was. The entire class started laughing, and the teacher was completely oblivious. She demanded that he tell her what it was, so he had to explain it to her. Needless to say, she sent him to the office afterwards.

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Back in elementary school, the we used to beat eachother with toilet brushes. Real story.

It was the ultimate punishment for something, like, losing a schoolyard soccer tournament or talking shit about one of us (us as in the group of friends we used to hang out as). The whole thing was adopted from a popular TV show that was runnin' at the time.

 

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Headbutting the headteacher in the chest a year ago when he grabbed hold of my by the throat.

 

Oh, and kicking the living f*ck out of the schools "Popular kid"

 

Good times.

 

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Headbutting the headteacher in the chest a year ago when he grabbed hold of my by the throat.

 

Oh, and kicking the living f*ck out of the schools "Popular kid"

 

Good times.

Lol lol.gif Something similar happened to me where a teacher grabbed me and I got pissed off.

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I was voted the funniest student in the school and I gave a big speech upon accepting my award.

I am a man of few words.

And then walked right back to my seat.

 

Oh, and consistently receiving the best English grades in the entire school. Not that it's done me any good in the real world. All those lofty ideas, hard work and I slave away in a f*cking warehouse. Eurgh...

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I was voted the funniest student in the school and I gave a big speech upon accepting my award.

I am a man of few words.

And then walked right back to my seat.

This... Typhus?

 

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I was voted the funniest student in the school and I gave a big speech upon accepting my award.

I am a man of few words.

And then walked right back to my seat.

 

Oh, and consistently receiving the best English grades in the entire school. Not that it's done me any good in the real world. All those lofty ideas, hard work and I slave away in a f*cking warehouse. Eurgh...

A school gave you a funniest student award? In my old school, you never get awards because it was full of idiots and in my new school you only got awards if you were a nerd.

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been a constant rumour going round my old school that someone in the year above my sister, so 3 years above me, caught the two Food Tech teachers getting freaky after hours, apparently they were taking coursework back in to get marked and caught the two of them at it. the person got A* Grades in Food Tech, which could be due to finding the two teachers or could be to do with them being good at the subject...word has it that people 3 years below me still talk about it, but by now the story is probably so mangled that it's not even about the same two teachers anymore.

 

I seem to remember frequently abusing one of the tutors at college, he called me fat so I let rip on him, he didnt teach us anything so I was well within my rights to abuse his "abilities"

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I went to a construction college and some lad cut his finger off with a chop saw, that was pretty funny.

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I went to the school sport hall but I forgot my pants. That´s no joke. Then I locked myself in the toilet for an hour.

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When my homeroom teacher ended up resigning after being caught having sex with one of his female students in his classroom.

 

I still think he was a pretty cool guy.

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I remember on my way to class I saw some Filipino guy hanging from his balcony after tripping on the sliding door track. Thankfully there were other people in the room who rushed to pull him back to the right side.

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I remember when I was French class (grade 11 or 12, don't remember which) and there was a girl in our class who always called out people on their weight, but she herself was absolutely huge (well over 300 pounds). Anyways, I just remember she sat down in her chair and I could hear it slowly creaking and then all of a sudden, the legs gave out and she was on the floor. I remember laughing quite hard.

 

Actually the next two are from elementary school (we were in grade five) and it actually involves LithiuM (everyone's favourite forumer).

 

We were in class one day and our teacher, Mr. Comeau, was getting pissed about something and he did a facepalm and muttered to himself, "Mon dieu..." (My god) and LithiuM, being somewhat of a class clown, piped up, "Ce n'est pas juste ton dieu - c'est le dieu de tout le monde" (it's not just your god, it's everybody's god) and Mr. Comeau got right pissed off and told LithiuM to get out in the hallway. Man was Mr. Comeau ever furious about that; I just remember the rest of the class were laughing their asses off.

 

Another time was during English class and we were talking about newspapers and Mr. Loggie asked, "Okay, what are the classifieds?" and LithiuM raised his hand.

 

Mr. Loggie: "Yes, J.R.?"

J.R.: "I'm sorry, but that's classified information."

 

He ended up getting detention for that.

 

They might not be as funny now, but when you're fifth grade, they certainly strike the funny chord.

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mine has to be today

today a friend of mine decided to pull the fire alarm cos he was bored....... and evactuated the WHOLE school and the head teacher told us to tell a member of staff if we knew anything but somehow before she dismissed us for lunch she knew it was my friend and he spent the entire afternoon outside her office

he did it for lulz and could be expelled idk i'll find out tomorrow if he's there or not

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When I walked into the wrong homeroom and was sitting down in the middle of the class with a bunch of seniors, being the only sophomore. I was in the wrong classroom and in a new school.

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Well I remember this from high school, I had Italian back then, and in the class were we had Italian we had a TV with cable.

So one day the teacher tells me to turn on the TV and find Rai due (italian channel) so we can listen to some news in Italian.

*(teacher leaves classroom for a while and goes to class next to the one we were) And I'm changing the channels the sound's on, and I come a cross a porn channel,(no pass imagine that), the sound is on, and there is a couple going hardcore, the woman is screaming like a donkey and the class is laughing like hell. I keep pressing the remote like crazy trying to change the channel, and so I do, and find the italian channel that the teacher asked for. So I sit down, the class can't stop laughing and the teacher walks in, so we all silence down, and the teacher asks, and I quote : "Did anybody hear a donkey?"

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some more memorable moments

1.) when my friend Chad stormed out the french room cos he finished all his work and the french teacher was keepin him for no reason!

2.) when me and a friend made a song up about some kid from my school (kinda a parody of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk)

3.) when my teacher nearly swore at me!

4.) when me and my old best mate went to my old highschool we kept gettin lost so me and him would play the DS on Mario Kart DS Multiplayer till lessons ended!

5.) when i tricked the french teacher into admitting she had a dick! thats gotta be a highlight! you'd be suprised how many people hate her

6.) when Zak and me nearly got into a fight! all i did was chuck a haribo off his head!

7.) when i was playing pool with Chad and i accidently hit his hand with a pool ball and he chased me and punched me in PSE when the stupid prick of a teacher weren't looking

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I remember when I was French class (grade 11 or 12, don't remember which) and there was a girl in our class who always called out people on their weight, but she herself was absolutely huge (well over 300 pounds). Anyways, I just remember she sat down in her chair and I could hear it slowly creaking and then all of a sudden, the legs gave out and she was on the floor. I remember laughing quite hard.

 

Actually the next two are from elementary school (we were in grade five) and it actually involves LithiuM (everyone's favourite forumer).

 

We were in class one day and our teacher, Mr. Comeau, was getting pissed about something and he did a facepalm and muttered to himself, "Mon dieu..." (My god) and LithiuM, being somewhat of a class clown, piped up, "Ce n'est pas juste ton dieu - c'est le dieu de tout le monde" (it's not just your god, it's everybody's god) and Mr. Comeau got right pissed off and told LithiuM to get out in the hallway. Man was Mr. Comeau ever furious about that; I just remember the rest of the class were laughing their asses off.

 

Another time was during English class and we were talking about newspapers and Mr. Loggie asked, "Okay, what are the classifieds?" and LithiuM raised his hand.

 

Mr. Loggie: "Yes, J.R.?"

J.R.: "I'm sorry, but that's classified information."

 

He ended up getting detention for that.

 

They might not be as funny now, but when you're fifth grade, they certainly strike the funny chord.

Some classic moments right there. I was quite the sarcastic f*ck back then smile.gif

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Here's another thing that happened in my school. It was almost the end of year 9. Some guys from my year were playing football in the field and the ball went onto a tree, next to the fence. One of the boys went to get the ball but his finger got caught in the fence and he fell, tearing off his pinky. He was screaming on the ground and teachers had to come and students were panicking. A teacher then picked up his finger which was on the grass. I remember that blood splatter...yuck!

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6.) when Zak and me nearly got into a fight! all i did was chuck a haribo off his head!

 

This Zak guy sounds interesting tell us more about him.

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6.) when Zak and me nearly got into a fight! all i did was chuck a haribo off his head!

 

This Zak guy sounds interesting tell us more about him.

 

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Are you a pedo? sarcasm.gif

 

Anyways, another unforgettable moment in school will take place tomorrow. Heading off to Six Flags as a treat for us 8th graders. Gonna be sweet. icon14.gif

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I don't have many incredible memories from school, it was rather boring to be perfectly honest.

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When my friend and I were gonna jump our gym teacher in front of the whole class. I give that teacher mad props though, because I know when i get mad and argue people down my eyes and facial expression is pure evil. And although he had fear in his eyes, he kept it going by trying to prove me wrong. Argument broke when my friend played the racism card.. which he f*cked up a show for my classmates. Cause I would of f*cked his ass up.

 

It was all because we kept coming to class late and that day he shut the door on my face for being 10 seconds late compared to the usual 5-10 minutes.

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