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TheNathanNS
Anyone telling you to wait around and 'be there for her' when she breaks up with her boyfriend is as single and as virginal as a nun.

 

 

that's very kind of you, telling this guy being a jerk will make you more succesfull with girls...

 

at first, the jerks will have a bit more success...they are hard to get apparantly but "honest", but if you prove yourself to be a worthy friend towards someone, this will almost always be rewarded, be it with friendship, a relationship, or something in between wink.gif (the benefits)

 

and yes I do have experiences, and no i'm not a jerk/player...if i like a girl i just socialize with her without giving clear hints towards a relationship...most of them fall in love cause you are subtle, not cause you get into a relationship, f*ck her 5 times, come too early 5 times then gtfo for another one....

Sadly being a jerk does work with most of them. I'm not a jerk at first, but usually they piss me off enough to be a jerk and then like me even more. Girls are f*cked! monocle.gif

Girls are just so tough to understand, but when a girl really likes you you can easily see that It`s time to make the move.

She might also really like you, but live in self denial, coz she want`s to be faithful to her boyfriend.

btw, iv`e had a couple of relationships that didn`t work out, and in one of the cases, it was just coz there was no difference between us as a couple and us as friends, and now she is my top guide to how girls think, it`s pretty handy to have couple of female friends to help you get laid, or just to know when it`s time to make a move.

every girl i know is different

different personality

different apperance

different tastes

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trip
Anyone telling you to wait around and 'be there for her' when she breaks up with her boyfriend is as single and as virginal as a nun.

 

 

that's very kind of you, telling this guy being a jerk will make you more succesfull with girls...

 

at first, the jerks will have a bit more success...they are hard to get apparantly but "honest", but if you prove yourself to be a worthy friend towards someone, this will almost always be rewarded, be it with friendship, a relationship, or something in between wink.gif (the benefits)

 

and yes I do have experiences, and no i'm not a jerk/player...if i like a girl i just socialize with her without giving clear hints towards a relationship...most of them fall in love cause you are subtle, not cause you get into a relationship, f*ck her 5 times, come too early 5 times then gtfo for another one....

Sadly being a jerk does work with most of them. I'm not a jerk at first, but usually they piss me off enough to be a jerk and then like me even more. Girls are f*cked! monocle.gif

Girls are just so tough to understand, but when a girl really likes you you can easily see that It`s time to make the move.

She might also really like you, but live in self denial, coz she want`s to be faithful to her boyfriend.

btw, iv`e had a couple of relationships that didn`t work out, and in one of the cases, it was just coz there was no difference between us as a couple and us as friends, and now she is my top guide to how girls think, it`s pretty handy to have couple of female friends to help you get laid, or just to know when it`s time to make a move.

every girl i know is different

different personality

different apperance

different tastes

When you get a little older you can also add 'different taste' biggrin.gif

 

I don't really take part in these types of threads, but since I posted the above; A boyfriend is not a show stopper. 2 of my high school girl friends had boyfriends when I met them - They were excited for something new, so they left their boys for me colgate.gif

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thejorens
Anyone telling you to wait around and 'be there for her' when she breaks up with her boyfriend is as single and as virginal as a nun.

 

 

that's very kind of you, telling this guy being a jerk will make you more succesfull with girls...

 

at first, the jerks will have a bit more success...they are hard to get apparantly but "honest", but if you prove yourself to be a worthy friend towards someone, this will almost always be rewarded, be it with friendship, a relationship, or something in between wink.gif (the benefits)

 

and yes I do have experiences, and no i'm not a jerk/player...if i like a girl i just socialize with her without giving clear hints towards a relationship...most of them fall in love cause you are subtle, not cause you get into a relationship, f*ck her 5 times, come too early 5 times then gtfo for another one....

Sadly being a jerk does work with most of them. I'm not a jerk at first, but usually they piss me off enough to be a jerk and then like me even more. Girls are f*cked! monocle.gif

Girls are just so tough to understand, but when a girl really likes you you can easily see that It`s time to make the move.

She might also really like you, but live in self denial, coz she want`s to be faithful to her boyfriend.

btw, iv`e had a couple of relationships that didn`t work out, and in one of the cases, it was just coz there was no difference between us as a couple and us as friends, and now she is my top guide to how girls think, it`s pretty handy to have couple of female friends to help you get laid, or just to know when it`s time to make a move.

every girl i know is different

different personality

different apperance

different tastes

well yeah, but most girls know how most girls react to some things, coz in the basics girls are pretty much unanimous (hope i spelled that right)

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Law0070
Anyone telling you to wait around and 'be there for her' when she breaks up with her boyfriend is as single and as virginal as a nun.

 

 

that's very kind of you, telling this guy being a jerk will make you more succesfull with girls...

 

at first, the jerks will have a bit more success...they are hard to get apparantly but "honest", but if you prove yourself to be a worthy friend towards someone, this will almost always be rewarded, be it with friendship, a relationship, or something in between wink.gif (the benefits)

 

and yes I do have experiences, and no i'm not a jerk/player...if i like a girl i just socialize with her without giving clear hints towards a relationship...most of them fall in love cause you are subtle, not cause you get into a relationship, f*ck her 5 times, come too early 5 times then gtfo for another one....

Sadly being a jerk does work with most of them. I'm not a jerk at first, but usually they piss me off enough to be a jerk and then like me even more. Girls are f*cked! monocle.gif

Girls are just so tough to understand, but when a girl really likes you you can easily see that It`s time to make the move.

She might also really like you, but live in self denial, coz she want`s to be faithful to her boyfriend.

btw, iv`e had a couple of relationships that didn`t work out, and in one of the cases, it was just coz there was no difference between us as a couple and us as friends, and now she is my top guide to how girls think, it`s pretty handy to have couple of female friends to help you get laid, or just to know when it`s time to make a move.

this.

 

I also have exes that are still loyal to me cause i've never been a jerk, they support me in a life and we are still friends...that's something you probably will never have if you act like a douchebag...

 

it's really helpful to have someone who's able to translate "girls language" to you..I suck at it confused.gif

 

but really, there's a girl i like now, i don't make any moves on her but i notice her asking for attention sometimes...i'm aiming for nothing, i'm just patient...if she runs right into my arms i'll be proud and make something good out of it..if she doesn't, i don't care.. tounge.gif

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Angel Avenue

When you act like a douchebag you end up like that guy's uncle from ghosts of girlfriends past sly.gif

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thejorens
When you act like a douchebag you end up like that guy's uncle from ghosts of girlfriends past sly.gif

Exactly.

Also (i`ve been told) that if you act like a douchebag to one girl and then dump her, your chances to get a date decrease dramattically, coz news between girls spread faster than herpes between... where ever they spread... i didn`t think this metaphor thru did i?

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vertical limit

Your friend doesn't follow the bro code.

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TheNathanNS
When you act like a douchebag you end up like that guy's uncle from ghosts of girlfriends past  sly.gif

Exactly.

Also (i`ve been told) that if you act like a douchebag to one girl and then dump her, your chances to get a date decrease dramattically, coz news between girls spread faster than herpes between... where ever they spread... i didn`t think this metaphor thru did i?

aint that the truth

at my old school one guy was being horrible to this one girl and within 2 days 98% of people at my school new cos girls told everyone

 

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thejorens
Your friend doesn't follow the bro code.

i think she might be bi, but tht`s just a guess.

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Angel Avenue

Bro Code Rule #3:

 

If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

 

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.

C. Is you're buddy's sister.

 

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

 

 

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thejorens
Bro Code Rule #3:

 

If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

 

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

 

What about on/off relationships, sure they might not work as well, but they`re a lot of fun and freedom for both sides involved.

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ChossenOne
Wtf is so weird about talking to girls, they're like guys... but girls, get it?

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do girls like they're boys who do girls like they're boys.

 

Sorry, that song came to mind. Hormones?

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thejorens
Wtf is so weird about talking to girls, they're like guys... but girls, get it?

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do girls like they're boys who do girls like they're boys.

 

Sorry, that song came to mind. Hormones?

what song is that?

Proly haven`t heard it.

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Angel Avenue

Rule #81 of the Bro's Code: No Sex With A Bro's Ex!

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thejorens
Rule #81 of the Bro's Code: No Sex With A Bro's Ex!

lol i could use that in the "I`ve never game" to confuse girls.

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Machiavelli's Prophecy
Bro Code Rule #3:

 

If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

 

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.

C. Is you're buddy's sister.

 

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Hollllllld up, he didn't say the boyfriend of the girl is his buddy? Bro code doesn't apply here dude.

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thejorens
Bro Code Rule #3:

 

If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

 

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.

B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.

C. Is you're buddy's sister.

 

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Hollllllld up, he didn't say the boyfriend of the girl is his buddy? Bro code doesn't apply here dude.

lol, and i thought that all guys are bros sad.gif

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Kirst

There's plenty for fish in the sea, why do guys always want girl's that're taken? Is it just the challenge or something? lol

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thejorens
There's plenty for fish in the sea, why do guys always want girl's that're taken? Is it just the challenge or something? lol

Hunter instinct, we all look for the best prey (or date, if you`re not stuck in twilight)

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ChossenOne
Wtf is so weird about talking to girls, they're like guys... but girls, get it?

Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do girls like they're boys who do girls like they're boys.

 

Sorry, that song came to mind. Hormones?

what song is that?

Proly haven`t heard it.

It's Girls & Boys by Blur. You'll need to do a little typing and youtube that sh*t yourself. I'm much too lazy.

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Sauron
In the same day, I went to a local restaurant, to buy myself a sandwich, just nearby my highschool and I saw her there too, with her friends, as I was.

What kind of sandwich?

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Jackal.

Women are the devil, period.

 

f*cking on another astral plain these f*cknuts.

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Kirst
There's plenty for fish in the sea, why do guys always want girl's that're taken?  Is it just the challenge or something? lol

Hunter instinct, we all look for the best prey (or date, if you`re not stuck in twilight)

But guys can end up infatuated by a girl and nothing will ever come of it, and you just end up being miserable confused.gif Yeah I seem to have lots of friends where this has happened, and I'm the stupid shoulder they cry on lol.

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thejorens
There's plenty for fish in the sea, why do guys always want girl's that're taken?  Is it just the challenge or something? lol

Hunter instinct, we all look for the best prey (or date, if you`re not stuck in twilight)

But guys can end up infatuated by a girl and nothing will ever come of it, and you just end up being miserable confused.gif Yeah I seem to have lots of friends where this has happened, and I'm the stupid shoulder they cry on lol.

Wow i have never seen that happen.... EVER, must be luck.

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Mr.Mister

As my bro just put it 'you gotta dress fresh to impress the pretty dress'

 

I wouldnt go for it man, bf will learn your tryin to get with it. You should get to know her better, then make a move when shes open. If you think shes looking for someone then just... ask

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thejorens
As my bro just put it 'you gotta dress fresh to impress the pretty dress'

lol all i ever wear is a t-shirt and jeans, coupled with low tops.

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trip
In the same day, I went to a local restaurant, to buy myself a sandwich, just nearby my highschool and I saw her there too, with her friends, as I was.

What kind of sandwich?

Please tell me it had goat cheese.

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ZDANZ96

Hey where is the OT?

Is he f*cking the girl that he wanted,or he just failed miserably?

 

I dont know but i think you need to drop off or just be a friend of her..

Doing this one time you will get your "reward" smile.gificon14.gif

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thejorens
Hey where is the OT?

Is he f*cking the girl that he wanted,or he just failed miserably?

 

I dont know but i think you need to drop off or just be a friend of her..

Doing this one time you will get your "reward" smile.gificon14.gif

lol at trying to get back on topic.

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Vercetti27
Hey where is the OT?

Is he f*cking the girl that he wanted,or he just failed miserably?

 

I dont know but i think you need to drop off or just be a friend of her..

Doing this one time you will get your "reward" smile.gificon14.gif

obviously not , if he f*cked her he wouldn't be on the internet looking for help, unless the condom split....wow.gif

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