Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 This topic I am sure will not be locked because I am making it under the impression that it will in no way antagonize forum staff. Waddy's the man! He's the LAW! The bestest mod around... he even posted this cute pic... ...while locking my stupid thread. My name is ***** ******* and I am a purveyor of stupid topics. Am I butt hurt to find my thread locked just as I was going to bestow the glory of the many nuanced gifts of my delicious frontal lobes to the members of this board who poured their blood, sweat and tears into their responses to my quiz as if they were Indians (and in a thread as long as the Trail of Tears to boot)? Of course not, why would I be when I get to exploit the situation to propagate more of my innate wisdom to the masses? Waddy, I am sure, works as hard at keeping this forum going as I do working on the locust-ridden farm to provide sustenance and healthcare for my disabled mother. I am sure he is as eager to do his part in being proactive and has the same sense of eagerness when moving his mouse over to the Lock button on his ultra-fancy mod pod as I do when waiting in the hospital to learn whether or not my mother (who receives dialysis every day) will still be number 231 in line for a kidney transplant or if she's just too f*cked up to even be considered for any care other than hospice (after all, between her sudden blindness earlier this week, the fact that her left leg is rapidly turning into a meatstick of pulsating gangrenous flesh, and the odd coronary heart disease, IBS, small cell carcinoma, metastatic type III diabetic-Egyptian-style-renal-genital-mutilation... she is pretty f*cked up). Waddy is cool, he has solid reasons for locking my topic such as: my posting high-res pictures of hardcore Thai transexual-child pornography, the solicitation of a young and disillusioned low-socio-economic strata man who would (hopefully) travel from Australia so we can numb him with OxyContin and fry up and eat his penis together and then allow me to murder and eat him(plz?), detailed instructions on pipe bomb making along with a map marking every pre-school and daycare in the tri-state area, and to a lesser extent, a complete lack of interest from the forum members. Just another productive day at the office for Waddy. It's cool too how into his job he is. He even has these cool JPEGs he uploaded to his premium ImageShack account that often say these awesomely cool little phrases over a picture of a random celebrity, just depends... it's cool though because the image with the words... always ironic in the best and most clever way. He did this cool one from a sh*t Stallone movie most recently, good sh*t. I swear. Wow, this is really relaxing after a seven day work week! What's up bro, how's your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I don't think you're as you think you are Cand. Sorry. Of course, this is because I'm simply not intelligent enough to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I'm sure Waddy will be flattered after he sees what you said about him in this topic, but he is the law so he can even lock this topic if he feels like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Ahh this dont make you any better. Reported. You deserve that Expression Award tho, very well put I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) I don't think you're as you think you are Cand. Sorry. Of course, this is because I'm simply not intelligent enough to get it. I am definitely not as think as I think I am. I have to say that it is quite empowering to be completely oblivious to the limitations of my superior mental functioning. I enjoy the decadent life and have absolutely no interest in the recognition that there exist people who actually are as think as they think they are. It's like double-edged somehow, in that I have no real skills or really any redeeming social quialities (couple that with a 1.49 GPA and we have a party) and yet I am both the smartest man of average girth and intelligence I know. EDIT- Feel big do we, Dr. Scot? We might have gone to the same college but I was getting my PHD in Don't-Give-A-f*ck while you were sucking the dean off to get your associates and paying a hobo to forge your MD so you could be a goddamn proctologist, asshole. Edited May 29, 2011 by Canofceleri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Well, didn't I make myself look like an ass? I guess I proved my point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) when i saw your topic i thought, "ahh - here is an intelligent person who is gonna submit an intelligent concept of how others see us, but now i think your a stuck up smart-arse whose self proclaimed genius 'exceeds' ours by miles And I'll Have you know my P.H.D is in Psychology I don't quite know how you have survived here for 10 years... Edited May 29, 2011 by drscot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) And what point would that be, Robinski? That you cannot read and write at fourth grade level or that you enjoy being an antagonizing prick to someone who is obviously experiencing a manic episode? I bet you are zero fun to trip shrooms with but you would make an excellent psychiatrist for the medicare set. And Dr. Scot... do you expect me to feel remorse that I let you down. Holy sh*t, you thought I was intelligent and know you think I am a stuck-up arse. Well, I appreciate your generous estimation of my brain but it is not that I was ever intelligent, it just seemed that way because you are dumb. And obviously can't take a joke. Do you seriously not know of my absurdist proclivities, my postmodern exercise regimen, my meta-eroticism? I am a vagabond motherf*cker, I gave Lao Tzu his balance and Pontius Pilate his balls so he could do what needed to be done. I am Machiavelli and my dick is your majesty, the Prince. Kiss my cock-ring. Edited May 29, 2011 by Canofceleri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 And what point would that be, Robinski? That you cannot read and write at fourth grade level or that you enjoy being an antagonizing prick to someone who is obviously experiencing a manic episode? I bet you are zero fun to trip shrooms with but you would make an excellent psychiatrist for the medicare set. Obviously Experiencing A manic episode? You're the one getting worked up because your 4 odd page topic got locked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) Yep, The fact that I tried to call you out for being condescending in your style of posting where you feel so much more intelligent than the rest of and I actually succeeded in proving you are, at least, more capable than myself at making a single coherent sentence. Can't say anything about the amount of fun I bring to a shroom session having never done them, but yeah I can't imagine it would be a lot. Edited May 29, 2011 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 Robinski, just appreciate the fact that I am one of the few people smart enough to be aware that their delusions of grandeur are delusions of grandeur. I am terrible at sublimating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 if you cant sublimate, then you, sir, are the one with problems EDIT: Grandiose delusions**.... can someone just hurry up and lock this sh*t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift-Kingz Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Some of us are too stupid, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 No, don't lock it! The more severe Dr. Scot's PTSD is after this the better! If we keep this going he might eventually revert back to his natural vegetative state. And driftkingz, never apologize for something that is the primary fuel of my self-esteem. I wouldn't have it any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) Okay now that's just tight, Post traumatic stress disorder and disorder of consciousness isn't at all funny. I ain't even bothering anymore. Some of us are too stupid, sorry. I was just trying to tell this W*nker he needs to learn to vent his anger rather than creating spam topics and wasting some mods time having to think up another awsome picture/witty comment and lock this topic. Edited May 29, 2011 by drscot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why does all the good sh*t happen when I'm gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why does all the good sh*t happen when I'm gone? go away again so more good sh*t will happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why do all the Self important trolls create topics insulting millions of people worldwide when they probably don't even understand what they are saying when you're gone** GTA3KARUMA: Haha ha I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Please stop trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why does all the good sh*t happen when I'm gone? go away again so more good sh*t will happen That doesn't sound too bad. Vacation > GTAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Please stop trolling. ????? Anyway...can we have our results? Bickering aside. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Please stop trolling. Im sorry, i'll stop - its just i get really p*ssed off when ignorant people just write off entire groups of society as retards by using the name of their condition as an insult I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Goose Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I am amused by the quaint eccentricities this forum's denizens show sometimes. In fairness though, that thread was both hilarious and lock-worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Please stop trolling. Im sorry, i'll stop - its just i get really p*ssed off when ignorant people just write off entire groups of society as retards by using the name of their condition as an insult I'm sorry. Not you drscot, I respect you bro. It was directed at the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 Okay, Dr Scot... I am going to back track now because I am starting to feel like this isn't a game for you. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. The thing is, I am not being sarcastic, I am being genuine. I like to f*ck around but I am also aware that a degree of responsibility must be accepted even in a situation like this which to most would be extremely light and totally for the lulz. But one must keep in mind that lives are lost if things are taken too far. While I do not think you'll be killing yourself over this, I cannot be 100% sure of that because I do not know you. So, just to bring you up to speed so you understand... I do not hate you or really think you are dumb, this was all a joke, please do not do anything rash. Smile man, life is great if you do things right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Where are the Admin? I'm sure they'd like to take a look at this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Your jokin'? Anyway - thanks, I overreacted, its just studying the subject all my life its very close to me an I know a lot of people who do - i'm not gonna do anything stupid, I made an assumption and took it to far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I have a feeling that Waddy won't like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Who are you talking to VL Please stop trolling. Im sorry, i'll stop - its just i get really p*ssed off when ignorant people just write off entire groups of society as retards by using the name of their condition as an insult I'm sorry. Not you drscot, I respect you bro. It was directed at the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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