_Rob_ Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 f*ck it, I barely leave the house as it is, unless on a beer or food run, so I'll stock up and sit on gtaf, waiting for images of peoples dead relatives to appear, and the zombie mod's to start banning anyone with a soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Guys I don't think that if this WERE to happen, it'd be the way you'd think it's gonna be. I don't think it'd be with zombies eating people, it seems so unreal and stupid (to me.). Since zombies do not think, they let instinct take over and based on a cellular level the main instinct is reproduction, so zombies would go around humping everyone. Now THAT'S what I call a movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy109 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 They don't actually tell you to kill zombies/fight back though, they just want you to hide in a corner until it's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 They don't actually tell you to kill zombies/fight back though, they just want you to hide in a corner until it's over. Because that might be a bit far for a joke, could that be why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Also, how can zombies eat people if they don't have a working digestive system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Also, how can zombies eat people if they don't have a working digestive system? They don't need nutrition, they don't need to digest. All they wanna do it eat yo' brainses. They only need teeth for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Thank goodness I live in the states and can just await CDC instruction after their investigation. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandtheftautovideogamer Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Also, how can zombies eat people if they don't have a working digestive system? They don't need nutrition, they don't need to digest. All they wanna do it eat yo' brainses. They only need teeth for that. That's a good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Yeah but then what, they'll just keep on eating 'till they explode and die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Yeah but then what, they'll just keep on eating 'till they explode and die? I never thought about that while watching zombie movies. But I guess... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I doubt it. Call me sick but I wonder if zombies crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I stocked up on bacon this week bitches, $1.90 a pound means lots of cheap bacon. I'm buying in major bacon bulk bitches. Move the bacon to the country, bacon all day. Zombies don't like bacon. BUT WE DO!!!! Zombies can't f*cking beat 150 pounds of bacon and 600 rounds of sks ammo to protect the bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuisBellic Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Any zombies that come near me will get beat the f*ck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 What? She is trying to protect her beautiful and delicious bacon, since bacon is the wonder food. Me on the other hand welcome our new zombie overlords, since it is obvious sign that this is do to the rapture that is coming on May 21st. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I doubt it. Call me sick but I wonder if zombies crap. It's got to happen. With all that raw meat they eat, they've got to be pissing out of their asses. It's probably just like a horse. You know they're just walking down the street, and it happens, and they just don't give a sh*t (no pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 If a zombie apocalypse does happen remember to use this line, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou [insert weapon here] is with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamil121 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou my Desert Eagle is with me. First gun that came to my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 FAKE AND GAY! Someone had to be that smartass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Yeah but then what, they'll just keep on eating 'till they explode and die? Fu*k no, do you really think a rotten stomach is going to hold much, if it's even there at all? The flesh and whatnot would likely leak out of the body as more is ingested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 They'd be moisty and stuff. All of you guys say you'd fight back or whatever, I bet half of you would run away and hide the seconds you saw one. I know deep down inside I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 They'd be moisty and stuff. All of you guys say you'd fight back or whatever, I bet half of you would run away and hide the seconds you saw one. I know deep down inside I would If I had a gun, no. I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 All of you guys say you'd fight back or whatever, I bet half of you would run away and hide the seconds you saw one.I know deep down inside I would Just because you would does not mean half of people here would run and hide. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Well if you have no weapon... anyways, yeah ok I guess you have a point. Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubbs51 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-sci...il-quickly.html That article lost all credibility with this line: ot because we're hard to kill (well, with the exception of Steven Seagal). We're not; Puhlease... The zombies could kill Seagal easily... its Chuck Norris that they have to stay away from... And i thought for sure the CDC would deny such a thing ever possibly existing at least until it actually does happen... But still more reason to build an armory and a giant shelter filled with food and ready to deploy reusable booby traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I stocked up on bacon this week bitches, $1.90 a pound means lots of cheap bacon. I'm buying in major bacon bulk bitches. Move the bacon to the country, bacon all day. Zombies don't like bacon. BUT WE DO!!!! Zombies can't f*cking beat 150 pounds of bacon and 600 rounds of sks ammo to protect the bacon. Cheap bacon is great and all, but it's cheap for a reason. It's heavily processed, which breaks down the protein structure, which in turn makes it cut-rate. I think if you splurge and purchase some top quality sausage and ham, you'll be set. The sausage will add a nice layer of springiness to the equation while the ham will provide a strong, yet delicate defense shield against attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I gather this is just a way to get people people who are into the whole zombie pop culture thing to think about general emergency and disaster preparedness whether that be the unlikely event of zombie apocalypse or more likely cyclone/hurricane/earthquake/tornado etc. I am not saying those into Zombie movies are the young and unprepared who need this advice but you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) Zombies... nah. Dont care. Edited May 20, 2011 by Markwey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli's Prophecy Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 All of you guys say you'd fight back or whatever, I bet half of you would run away and hide the seconds you saw one.I know deep down inside I would Just because you would does not mean half of people here would run and hide. I would. I mean f*ck, imagine a group of hungry zombies chasing you trying to eat you, would you run towards them and hug them or something? f*ck that, my main focus would be getting the hell outta there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheat Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Well f*ck me sideways, some of you guys actually believe in this or at least list it as a possible thing to happen? Like, the f*ck? Nah, just playin'. I got my zombie shelter built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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