sofa_king Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) http://emergency.cdc.gov/zombies They will come, you will have to stand and fight. Edited May 19, 2011 by sofa_king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I've been building a shelter for a while now. Hundreds of canned goods, several cb radios set to multiple frequencies, outboard power generators, PVs on the surface hooked to an alternate generator, plenty of weapons/garden tools, and welding equipment to outfit my truck with scrap metal for armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.2D Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I knew this day would come! They said I was mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin... Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 My next house will have a bomb shelter. I sh*t you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli's Prophecy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Hahaha, if a zombie outbreak happens I'd be so f*cking scared though. I don't even think I'd have the balls to get out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Mama always told me 'bout the zombies. Mama was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactus. Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 plenty of weapons/garden tools, A shelter just wouldn't be a shelter without a hoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmlwin.1996 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli's Prophecy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-sci...il-quickly.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 We've all heard about Tsunamis and Hurricanes going around the world recently. If this article was 100% dead serious, as in the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen, then they would not waste time joking or mentioning hurricanse of earthquakes or other scenarios. They would just say "this is going to happen, grab water, food and guns and fight". But no, they are just saying it's for preperation. Notice no firearms are included in the list. Wouldn't that be the first thing you need? CLEARLY, this is simply an excersize to prepare for natural disasters, not a zombie apocalypse. My guess is they just added zombies to make more people do it, and to make it more alarming. Just my thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-sci...il-quickly.html No Zombie apocalypse thread is complete without a Cracked article. Well done, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency. and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too! Both from the article. And both were Italicised in the article too. So they're saying this is not real? Seems so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 plenty of weapons/garden tools, A shelter just wouldn't be a shelter without a hoe. Trufax. I'd be the one rolling around town Ash style rescuing all the bitches. Bitches love getting rescued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Love it, good to see that being a government department and having a sense of humour aren't mutually exclusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 plenty of weapons/garden tools, A shelter just wouldn't be a shelter without a hoe. Trufax. I'd be the one rolling around town Ash style rescuing all the bitches. Bitches love getting rescued. Plus when everyone else is dead, it will be up to you to pro create. Good thinking Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pansy. Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 They say I require more sanitation than I normally undertake. Bollocks to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoNinja909 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Definitely fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.2D Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Definitely fake. Are you crazy? We'll see if you're calling it fake when your being eaten alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmlwin.1996 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Ok. Then, tell me where are zombies? In movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Chimpso, EmoNinja909, kmlwin.1996: You guys ar so clever, you shouldn't waste time in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Chimpso, EmoNinja909, kmlwin.1996: You guys ar so clever, you shouldn't waste time in this forum. Anyone born 1996 or later shouldn't be allowed on here anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.2D Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Chimpso, EmoNinja909, kmlwin.1996: You guys ar so clever, you shouldn't waste time in this forum. Anyone born 1996 or later shouldn't be allowed on here anyway. Just made it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahmen Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Things i already prepared. Weapons. [√] Ammunition [√] Pills. [√] First aid kit. [√] Shelter. [√] iPod for entertainment. [√] Thats all i need. OT: I think this sh*t is just fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toup Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Oh my god i didin't think this could happend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 plenty of weapons/garden tools, A shelter just wouldn't be a shelter without a hoe. Trufax. I'd be the one rolling around town Ash style rescuing all the bitches. Bitches love getting rescued. Plus when everyone else is dead, it will be up to you to pro create. Good thinking Moon. f*ck that. I only care about my survival (and the bitches, of course). The human race had a good run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Chimpso, EmoNinja909, kmlwin.1996: You guys ar so clever, you shouldn't waste time in this forum. Anyone born 1996 or later shouldn't be allowed on here anyway. You guys are just jealous of their superior intellect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Well I'm screwed if an outbreak happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[SM]CJZera Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Well sh*t, I never expected such an article... Oh well, it's not like they'd be dead off before aproaching my country... Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Chimpso, EmoNinja909, kmlwin.1996: You guys ar so clever, you shouldn't waste time in this forum. Anyone born 1996 or later shouldn't be allowed on here anyway. You guys are just jealous of their superior intellect. You're right. That's exactly what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 But Scientist rids the world of the mummy curse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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