AlexGTAGamer Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I had a dream last night where I was in CSI, again. This time I was working with Nick Stokes on a terrorist attack that Jack Bauer from '24' failed to prevent as he was too busy yelling at some guy on the road. I was investigating a secret room next to the explosion sight and oddly enough one of four explosion victims who survived the blast was Melissa Lee from CNBC who I gave my coat to and cracked a sort-of-joke, she was slightly burned and slightly steaming from the explosion and I told her to "put this on and warm up, err, actually never mind." It turned out the person who caused the explosion was a mentally unstable woman who had an obsession of making belts from beads, strange dream right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xgtamontariox Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Well I barely dream. My most common dream is that I fall and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and won't stop falling till I finally hit the ground and wake up. You allways do, you just don't remember. Yes, it's really only the most positive or negative dreams you remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucianoLuchessi Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Last night I had a dream that some 8ft mutant monster-type killer kept on coming for me and my friends. My dream went on and on, it skipped through mornings and went to nights (Like a movie) and this monster-type killer could only see people if they moved or were exposing themselves in an open space. His eyes worked in a weird way, he used them first to scan the room, and secondly to scan for skin/flesh. When the killer had either seen flesh/skin or heard someone speak, he would run up to them and, with all his strength he'd move all obstacles in his way, he'd then grab his prey and actually eat them bit by bit, the victim died instantly. Each part of the dream I was with some friends, they all got killed but I managed to get away. The first time that the killer came, I was almost caught, but my friend shouted something like : "Get the f*ck off him", so the killer ran after him instead, I then hid under my friends bed, listening to all my friends bones crush as the killer bit into them and squeezed them. The last bit of my dream, my friends once again all died, but the killer this time brought 3 of his friends, they were all the same size and all as gruesome and horrible as the original. I hid under my covers to hide from the killers, surprisingly it worked, but 5 of my friends and my parents were killed. As I was coming to the end of my dream, it was the next night and I was asleep in my Grandmother's house, the killers came back, and gruesomely murdered my Grandmother whilst she was asleep, the screams woke me up (in my dream), and the killer came running towards me. As the killer grabbed hold of me, I awoke from the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! Sure it was a dream? I remember reading a horror story similiar to that. I still remember this dream when I had as a kid. A nice, quiet, simple dream.... with me fighting CHARIZARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 (edited) I ate a spider in my sleep last night. Edited August 28, 2012 by Mafioso1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayday123456 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had a dream where i met michael jackson and he kidnapped me... strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-Vercetti19 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had a dream where i met michael jackson and he kidnapped me... strange I don't think that was a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had a dream quite a while ago but it crops up in conversations with friends now and again, and my mate actually dreamt about it the other day. The dream started when I was in an exam and a tannoy system sounded off saying "The end of the world has begun, please enter The Oracle" so there was panic in the exam hall and everyone ran outside onto the football fields. In the sky, was this: The Oracle. I looked up at the Oracle and suddenly I was teleported onto one of the weird "arm" things and I was stuck on like a tennis ball would stick onto a velcro racket. Then the world ended and there was darkness. Then I woke up on the beach where a very old man was getting randy with a younger woman. He then said that the world hadn't ended yet, the Oracle arrived round the corner and I woke up. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 (edited) -- Edited January 13 by Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNathanNS Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 When I was really young (about 6 or 7) I was sleepwalking and while sleepwalking, I walked to the bathroom and said "I'm a pixie" while pissing... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont ask why i put this here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito-- Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 wtf?? bus wankers? LOL onto topic.. I had a dream where I fell down a drain and got lost in the sewers and saw lots of dead starfish stuck on the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNathanNS Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 i had 2 dreams last night the first was when i ran 2 miles then i woke up at 5am to take a p*ss and when i got back to sleep i woke up again at 6am (6:20am now) because i heard a fly buzzing and i felt it walk over me and buzzing so i woke up again and got the fly spray out and now i cant be arsed to go back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 (edited) -- Edited January 13 by Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayday123456 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 you guys ever seen a dead starfish? they go really hard and stink, right? Well i had a dream where I hate 4 dead starfish and it was DISGUSTING. and I had another one where i ate raw squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito-- Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What actually causes dreams? Sigmund Freud believed that dreams where as a result of unfulfilled desires, while others believe that it's a way of controlling inner worrisome feelings or fears. What do you guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNathanNS Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What actually causes dreams?Sigmund Freud believed that dreams where as a result of unfulfilled desires, while others believe that it's a way of controlling inner worrisome feelings or fears. What do you guys think? idk cos i think it depends cos i have dreams where im rich (which is my "desire") and then other dreams are on how im feeling like if im depressed i have depressing dreams (like i did for months after my nan died) if im happy i have happy dreams (like the one mentioned about rich £_£) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kratos2000 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What actually causes dreams?Sigmund Freud believed that dreams where as a result of unfulfilled desires, while others believe that it's a way of controlling inner worrisome feelings or fears. What do you guys think? OP won't like to read this post.. I had a dream where I was tied to a tree with a rope, and a guy in dark robes was feeding me mayonnaise, and the funny thing is I don't even like mayonnaise.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) -- Edited October 9, 2021 by Mafioso1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElRobino Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 (edited) removed 22/01/2018 Edited January 22, 2018 by Alicam7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred durst Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 bump... had a weird one last night that i bought this girl a beer at a local pub. we start talking and i scoot closer in the booth and just let a real loud fart rip right next to her.... i was eating jalapeno poppers with a huge gallon of ranch and so i tried to play it off as like a funny thing by yelling "RANCH FARTS!!! RUN!!!" well, she did. but then i got the last laugh: she left her beer there and i sucked all the lipstick off it.... then i woke up anyone here ever try lucid dreaming? Pretty dope... and those shrooms were tight as f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted July 9, 2011 Author Share Posted July 9, 2011 I had one last night. I got pregnant (i'm a man) and when i finally gave birth, in the hospital the doctor held up the baby and showed it to me. It was Gordon Brown with a moustache, and he had lots of creepy scars all over his face. And then a woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Had my first lucid dream a couple of weeks ago. Was brilliant fun aside from the fact that it was in such a boring setting - highschool. It feels so vivid you don't really know if it's actually a dream till you awaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNathanNS Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 i had a real odd dream i dreamt that i was playing GTA V on my PC then (i wont say who) came threw the door with a gun and killed me then i saw the words "wasted" then i spawned outside Kidderminster Hospital i now know i play too much GTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) - Edited April 27, 2016 by Marwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I recently had a dream in which I was resting on my cousin's roof but there was something out of the ordinary. I looked down at my belly noticed it was made out of jelly. My cousin stared at me and said "You're a jelly baby, mate." I must say, I was quite shocked but excited at the same time. I recall laying down on the roof to sunbathe, to put my mind off picking at myself when my cousin pointed out something flying towards us in the distance. The sun was practically blinding my jellied eyes thus making it impossible to make out what he was pointing at. However, I could hear a rather disturbing noise and it was creeping closer towards us. The clouds suddenly turned evil and coated the sun's face with it's dastardly greyness. My eyes slowly began to focus on what appeared to be a bird with goggles, flying haplessly with a blanket strapped around it's back. It may have intended to be a cape, but I dunno. This odd bird had brought a friend along with him and then out of the blue, they pushed us both off the edge of the roof with such force that I woke up from this rather startling dream with a sharp gasp. I tell you, that's the last time I fall asleep on a bed made out of toothpicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) ^swag reference to my bird-underwear-goggles-jelly babies-toothpick-sunbathing dream Edited April 27, 2016 by Marwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 First of all, if you want to know something about dreams, go watch this documentary. What are dreams? Inside the sleeping brain. Just an absolutely grand documentary. I had two dreams last nigh, but one is so weird I think I am going to save it so I can turn it into a story for the short story of the month. So here is the second one I had. I'm at my high school (I am actually out of high school IRL) just walking through the halls. When one of the jock kids, someone who actually exists, tries to trip me. So I just pick him up by the shoulders and slam him into the ground as hard as I can. The other jocks freak out and start chasing me, and soon enough the whole school is chasing me. So basically the rest of the dream is me doing different things to slowly whittle down the people chasing me. Like at one point as I am running I turn around and grab some guys sunglasses and put them on someone else. I start gesturing at the first guy basically indicating that "Hey, he's got your glasses, beat him up". The first guy doesn't do anything at first but then just jumps the other guy and beats him up for his glasses. That's really all I can remember of that dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAIndonesia Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I have one a few dreams first dream is when i was running on a walkable cloud? second is where the GMan was talking like i was Gordon Freeman? third one i was in a video game???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banks. Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Well I once drank this cheap fizzy cherry stuff and I had a feel f*cked up dream. I dreamt that one of my mates challenged somebody in a plane war and he died. f*cked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtersStotch Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Just kidding. I had a dream of this man floating around me. It was just the face. I was f*cking cringing. And no, I'm not lying. True dream. That creepy smile made me sh!t bricks! Anyhow I can never clearly remember my dreams but some fragments remain..like being a tiger in a circus and being chased by my evil fax machine..I've also gone to school on MW2 maps had EXTREMELY fat guys sit on me while digging for diamonds on a beach with a friend. Edited July 11, 2011 by ButtersStotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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