Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Have any of you guys had any strange dreams you'd like to share? I have creepy dreams literally every night. here are a few of mine: I had a dream where I was tied to a tree with a rope, and a guy in dark robes was feeding me mayonnaise, and the funny thing is I don't even like mayonnaise.. I also dreamed that my parents bought a wardrobe and put it in my bedroom, and a guy in just underwear came out and tried to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise? --- Are you sure these were dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise? --- Are you sure these were dreams? I'm pretty sure it was a dream.. Edited August 28, 2012 by Mafioso1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kratos2000 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Are you absolutely sure it was mayonnaise? Right comment, right place, right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Special Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next. Strange.. A few months ago I had a dream where I was skating on a frozen lake and I fell and i was drowning, and the more I tried to swim back up the deeper I went under, and I woke up choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Weirdest dream related experience I've had was with a completely mundane dream actually. Went to sleep on Wednesday night, got up on the morning, went to school, had my lessons, went home, had some tea and then went to bed. Only I didn't, and it turned out that I'd dreamt up an entire, normal day. Getting it into my head that no, it really wasn't Friday was pretty difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaidRaida Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I dreamed about flying around like a bird. It was a very realistic feeling. A nice dream. Birds sure have fun. And I´ve dreamed about f*cking Jennifer Lopez in a fitting room in the swimming bath. Also very realistic. The only time I´ve ruined my bed so far. But since a long time I cannot remember a dream but I sleep like a stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton4291 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! You must have been in Soviet Russia. I'm sorry but I just had to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I once had a dream of a sofa eating me, then I woke up in the middle of nowhere. There were stars in the skies and they formed a shape which looked like penis. After watching the skies a bit, I sank into the ground and found myself in a strange place where atoms of the sofa were talking to me. I don't remember what happened next. I hope you're painfully aware of what your dreams imply, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream where my then gf [now wife] was giving me head and George Bush came and started chainsawing the necks off all my guitars [my life] all ontop of a massive effigy of Noel Gallagher... while onlookers cheered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ff47nVMy8v8aHyRz Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream where my then gf [now wife] was giving me head and George Bush came and started chainsawing the necks off all my guitars [my life] all ontop of a massive effigy of Noel Gallagher... while onlookers cheered... That's... very unpleasant.. Last night I had a dream where my friends face was gone. Basically, his nose was gone, his eyes his mouth, everything. Freaky stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toup Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! It's because you're delicious and hot, who wouldn't eat you? Anyway once i had a dream i was flying in a tricycle, best dream ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WF the Hobgoblin Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) I had a dream not long ago in which my mum and I were in the livingroom looking after my baby boy (doesn't exist) and for the first time in my life I was truly happy. Then a flashback in which it showed some girl turning up at my front door and dumping this kid on me and telling me I'm the father before f***ing off. Next it's some time later and I'm in the back garden with the child only the child has turned into three gerbil-cat hyrbrids but they basically just looked like small black cats. I have a few issues with that dream. Firstly I can't imagine why I'd be happy, I don't even like kids. Secondly, if some random broad turned up with a kid and told me it was mine, I'd tell her tae get tae f***. One I had this morning, I was at a go karting centre and Frank Whaley was at the desk and he refused to serve me because he claimed that I had previously appled for a job there and had been offered it, only to then ignore them. Now he was pissed at me for wasting their time. He was mistaken, i did no such thing. Edited May 17, 2011 by WF the Hobgoblin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I'm sure Typhus has an interesting story to share about dreams.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had this one dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow... Then when I woke up, I was drenched in blood, and there was a dead body on my floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 One I had this morning, I was at a go karting centre and Frank Whaley was at the desk and he refused to serve me because he claimed that I had previously appled for a job there and had been offered it, only to then ignore them. Now he was pissed at me for wasting their time. He was mistaken, i did no such thing. this is comedy gold. just imagining you waking up thinking "wait- I never did that"! plus who is Frank Whaley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift-Kingz Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I had a dream that this topic was made. It such a nightmare... Just kidding. I had a dream of this man floating around me. It was just the face. I was f*cking cringing. And no, I'm not lying. True dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 A few nights ago I dreamt I was standing on the balcony of Buckingham Palace with the Royal Family looking over a crowd of hay, yes hay. More wierd dreams to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 i had a dream that i was playing basketball (taps) and the ball weighed like a ton. i think i had it because everyone expects me to suck at taps (and i sorta do) but maybe it was a dream telling me to just stop trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 One of my recent dreams in short: I was in the shower, and my eyes felt out of my head. I stepped on one and slipped, I cracked my neck. I awoke screaming and pawing at face to see if my eyes were still there. Lucky, they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZDANZ96 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Some weeks ago i dreamed that my house were being attacked by ufos and i was hiding below my bed... One time in the dream i heard a laser shooting me and BAM i was killed in dream... Suddenly i woke up screaming "MEU DEUS TO MORTO!!!!" (use google tradutor please ) I touched all myself searching if was alive (or were killed by aliens ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Well I barely dream. My most common dream is that I fall and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and won't stop falling till I finally hit the ground and wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Well I barely dream. My most common dream is that I fall and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and won't stop falling till I finally hit the ground and wake up. You are lucky, mate. I never wake up after falling. The dream just continues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTheBelow Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I got stabbed in one of my dreams. It went all warm and fuzzy afterwards, then I woke up. Crazy sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I got stabbed in one of my dreams. It went all warm and fuzzy afterwards, then I woke up. Crazy sh*t. That was me invading your dreams motherf*cker. I'll be back too... Sleep tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceRay Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My most remembered dream I had was one where I was about 8 and there was some of static image in the style of a renaissance painting or something like that. There was this dude in a beard and maybe a horse or some sort of animal on a stage and there was heaps of people below. I remember the people's looking kind of scared. I also have a repeating dream about GTA4. I'm in a car like a Merit and I'm running over a dude and he flies over the side of my hood. Then it plays again a few times. I'm sure I've had a lot more, I'll tell you if I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! Was it this? Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoNinja909 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I have the same dream every Thursday or Friday. I'm reading out an essay in my english class, suddenly I feel a sharp pain in my stomach. I fall down from the pain and start vomiting blood. It fades out and I lose consciousness, shortly after I open my eyes and see everyone staring at me. I see black feathers falling into the bloody puddle, I turn and see two black wings coming out of my back. Unable to move, no control over my body, as though I'm possessed by something. It stands me up and slaughters the entire class as I watch in horror. The nightmare is so real, it wakes me up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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