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Post your quotes right here.

 

I will go first.

 

"I can sh*t on you from such a height you will think God himself crapped on you."

 

Frank Tenpenny

 

GTA San Andreas

 

This is how it should, organized.

 

Please include the game it came from and the person who said it with the quote.

 

 

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Arsen Vitiuk

 

Who's that? Asuka? I kow I've been a really naughty girl but please, I REALLY NEED TO PEE!

 

 

The fishermen are in thores of passion with the nympho invaders when the giant shark comes in and just bites their dicks off!

 

 

Jethro: Do the polar bears sh*t in the woods?

The Truth: No. But I remeber them sh*tting in the liquor tent.

 

 

Oh Avery... How you aged since we last met... You used to treat me such pearls of wisdom... And soon I shall dine again... OH MY GOD! HE'S WEARING A WIG!!!
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Ray Boccino

" Who you Bullsh*ting?"

 

Johnny Klebitz

"A Bullsh*ter"

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Tommy: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you

Aaah, man, I wanted to say that tounge.gif

 

Tommy: This is the last dance, for Lance Vance!!

 

Tommy(again): I don't have the money, Sonny! tounge.gif

 

Bird in Sal's office in Caligula's Palace: Pay the woman, you fat f*ck!

Salvatore: You heard the bird....

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LCollusions

"You selfish piece of c*cksucking sh*t!"

 

-Packie McReary.

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"Have you met my wife Laura? No? Well unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Candy." -Alex Shrub

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Mike Toreno: Got you again, Carl! You're half asleep, I got to kill you in 9 diffrent ways!

 

Soldier at Area 69: Take him out! That is a 16 million dollar project!!

 

Tenpenny: You know, you are going to thank me one day for opening your f*cking eyes. Oooh, I almost forgot! Carl, time to die!

 

Carl: Shut up Toreno, where do you want this thing!

Toreno: What thing, I don't know what you talking about, you stole it. It has nothing to do with me, I don't know what you talking about, Cya around!

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Tommy Vercetti

This could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. After all, you're a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief. And I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer."

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bluesboyjr

Mike Toreno, SA: They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.

 

Wu Lee, CW: Nothing says 'nobility' like murder, theft, and kicking someone when they are down.

 

Eris child worker, III Yesterday, I made a dollar!

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Flesh-n-Bone

 

Ryder: Say CJ, you gon crash the car again?

CJ: f*ck you Ryder!

Sweet: Ryder, give CJ a break, he's practically turned Grove around all by himself.

Ryder: I was just telling a joke on the lil nigga!

CJ: Everything you do is a joke, Ryder!

Ryder: That ain't true!

 

 

Reni: THE COCAINE MAN IS HERE!

Vic: You think you can say it any louder? I don't think they heard you in Cuba!

 

Missions: Reuniting the Families (SA), Accidents Will Happen (VCS)

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"beat em down thats all they're good for" from san an. the first time i hurd this i laughed my a$$ off.

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Big Smoke: I will have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda! tounge2.gif

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GTA III (8 Ball): "I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive brother!"

 

GTA VC (either Ken or Tommy): "I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels s**t in my face!"

 

GTA SA (CJ): "Grove Street, home. At least it was before I f***ed everything up!"

 

GTA IV (Roman): "Niko! My cousin! I can't believe it, you're here!"

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GTA III (Claude*): "Aw, you kiddin' me? I'm not a taxi driver, I'm a professional killer!"

* from GTA III Machinima: What's in Claude's head

 

GTA VC (Tommy): "You gotta get a better job!"

 

GTA SA (CJ): "After 5 years on the east coast, it was time to go home!"

"You hit me punk!"

 

GTA IV (Niko): "Only in this country do they let blind people drive!"

"Don't get too over-excited, this is just a robbery!"

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CJ: "I don' need this sh*t!"

Sweet: "Grove is back, baby, Grove is back!"

Big Smoke: "Yeah, and that's why you love me, baby"

"East Coast got you all thinned out holmes"

Ryder: "Why you bother coming back?"

Toreno: "I could have killed you in 9 different ways"

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Heheh,and for annoying dick,you're an annoying dick...

 

 

Niko Bellic

 

GTA 4

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Lou you are messed up as I am.

 

Gay Tony

 

GTA IV: The Ballad of gay Tony.

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