killerrob Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Since I know the sick errr creative minds on this site I know you guys can write a rap. But it has to be about grand theft auto. If you guys fail miserably I will write this down, send it to the RIAA and demand it sells 1 million copies in one day. No joke Let's start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Let's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mati Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Here you go: (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend 7:45, we're drivin' on the highway Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly Fun, fun, think about fun You know what it is I got this, you got this My friend is by my right, ay I got this, you got this Now you know it Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') We-we-we so excited We so excited We gonna have a ball today Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes after ... wards I don't want this weekend to end R-B, Rebecca Black So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat) In the back seat (In the back seat) I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah) Fast lanes, switchin' lanes Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) (C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend Let's beg this hasn't been done before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Killer Rob, that was his name Till one fine day, a mod changed his game The topic was locked, without any warning Rob disappeared, nobody was mourning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I'm not a fan of topics like this one but let me retort, My finger hovered over "quote", "member profile" and then "report", There's something less than slick than getting members to add line by line, Eighteen replies later and I think I'm wasting my damn time, Even now I could be drinking, out with friends, it's Saturday night, Instead I'm scrolling, clicking, thinking "what is this sh*te?" I mean, it's a clear May evening and I'm sat with a beer, I don't even f*cking know what I'm doing here, I'm 20 years old, got a good job and pay my rent, Opportunities like that are usually heaven sent, So am I still rolling around in your topic like pig swill? I can't even play Grand Theft Auto anymore, the whole experience is devoid of thrill, Stealing boats, raping whores and blasting the horn like Louie Armstrong, It isn't my fault that all your activities are so damn wrong, One day I'm going to load up my Kuruma, nice and tight, And drive it drunk right into the f*cking water, I'll sink and disappear right out of sight. Okay, I'm done here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Rob_ Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) Hmnn well for a modern day one basically we need to rip off a song from the 80's, stick some bass over the top and talk about f*cking women, killing people, say the word "niggah" every other word, tell everyone how rich we are, and yet how life is still real hard, for about 3 minutes. Edited May 7, 2011 by bammargera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift-Kingz Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Once upon a time a moronic GTAF member by the name of killerob made a topic. He was like 'lets make a rap yo', and Robinski was like 'Let's not'. And then I came up and said STOP IT!! Okay I'm done here. Lock requested. kthxbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank.s Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) Hotel, downtown, speeding all around An ak-47 got the power in it's barrels To move any mother that gets in my way, Just another power machine on the freeway Riding with me is my mc homeboy Knowing the rules ain't part of his program Finding tha right way around this map Might be pretty hard 'cause he's f*cked on crack G-grand theft auto You gotta make a mark to move where you want to T-theft Determination to steal what you can and run from the nation A-hey, what do ya say? We automate the sequence and speed for my getaway Ticket to the edge is nowhere to hide, And call up the boy. let's go for a joyride [x2] Chorus: Stop tha violence from the police You know my dad used to say but now he's deceased He got caught in a jam, threw in the can When the cops from brooklyn said he killed another man Seek knowledge was my main game To figure out the the law, to figure out the frame Just when i thought i knew justice A cop behind me said "you just been busted" Edited May 7, 2011 by frank.s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 There once was a forum called GTAF, But the mods may as well have been blind, dumb and deaf, The topic was crap, Because Rob couldn’t rap, So I tried to find other words that ended in ‘ap’. But I couldn't. Much to my eternal shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Rob_ Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 There once was a forum called GTAF,But the mods may as well have been blind, dumb and deaf, The topic was crap, Because Rob couldn’t rap, So I tried to find other words that ended in ‘ap’. But I couldn't. Much to my eternal shame. If this was facebook, I would have liked this post, luckily it isn't. Still like it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Once I had read all the posts I went to the kitchen and made some french toast cause i cannot bust a rhyme nor can i go and climb but this sure is a waste of time. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Let's not. I'm with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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