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Lets say all mankind was turned into an animal of your choice,what would it be,and why?

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Wolf

I like their appearance and the way they hunt

and that's all i can really say this animal is just awesome

 

but i am also having trouble deciding between this one

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Eagle

Because i like their way of hunting too and they fly of course

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I think a deaf leopard sounds pretty radical.

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I believe it's all beginning to make sense.

 

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Dude, you could pull so much pussy in that.

 

Me? I'd be a cat. Not just any cat though, I'd be one of those cats that lonely old spinsters take in and treat like a hungry lover. I'd slowly learn to meow to the crackle of her gramophone and start sampling my own beats. I'd then move on to become one of the most successful feline hip-hop producers this side of the Atlantic.

 

 

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Ah, I'd be my favourite animal of all. The red fox:

 

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They're survivors and I've always felt a certain kinship with them, especially when they sneak into a chicken coop and start f*cking sh*t up.

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Chimpanzees so we could still maintain our society to some degree. It'd be like Planet of The Apes without the human slaves or the apes that look like Halloween costumes.

 

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Honey badger.

 

You. Do. Not. F*ck. With. Honey. Badgers.

 

Also, this.

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Pet dog, you do f*ck all but sleep, eat piss about and occasionally mate, what's not to like.

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A Killer Whale. The top predator of the oceans. I believe they even hunt sharks!

 

 

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Pet dog, you do f*ck all but sleep, eat piss about and occasionally mate, what's not to like.

thats all I do anyway confused.gif

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A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

 

 

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octopus.

 

 

 

or a panda why not

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Freakorama

I'd be a butterfly.

 

Because no one suspects the butterfly.

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ionGeneral

Lion. Lions are awesome! smile.gif

 

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^ " Ignore meh, i'z jus chillin' "

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^ "Back off motherf*cker, 'tis meat iz MINE"

 

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a ni**er

You're an asshole.

 

I'd be a chameleon. Those animals are f*cking awesome.

 

Either a chameleon or a green tree python.

 

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a ni**er

lol.

 

 

 

i'd be want to be a pothead's dog so i can just chill and get smoked out erday.

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Would be the best life ever.

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a ni**er

hahah lol.

 

 

I guess I would be a cat. Eat - Sleep - Sleep - Sleep - Sleep - Sleep - f*ck - Sleep - Eat - Sleep

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