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Washing your hands after you pee(Male)


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I never wash my hands.. I always kinda just make sure I get taint sweat or something like touch butthole

all over my hands so whenever I touch another individual I'm obviously worse so it cancels itself out, you know?

ROFL.

 

Oh man I cracked up at this one lol.gif.

 

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Why don't you just wash your balls?

What? Get in the shower, wash my balls only, and then get out?

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Moonshield
Why don't you just wash your balls?

What? Get in the shower, wash my balls only, and then get out?

No man, just dip them in a bowl of warm water and scrub with a soapy cloth. Kitchen sink works too.

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Rabid GTA Gamer
I pee on my hands to wash them.

nervous.gif That's a bit overboard! catspider.gif

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Oh sorry robs lol.gif i was just making fun abut what you said.... colgate.gif

not pointing you out i am talking about like Gta3kurumba or MikeX who he even put the quote on his sig!

and gta3kurumba even put me as the member who says the most retarded things..

thats not even retarded of me saying that retard is him for making such biggie when there are people here who need help.

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I pee on my hands to wash them.

nervous.gif That's a bit overboard! catspider.gif

I also pee on his hands to wash them.

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I pee on my hands to wash them.

nervous.gif That's a bit overboard! catspider.gif

I also pee on his hands to wash them.

not shaking hands with you EVER! Hahaha

 

gave me a good enough reason to wear gloves.

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I pee on my hands to wash them.

nervous.gif That's a bit overboard! catspider.gif

I also pee on his hands to wash them.

not shaking hands with you EVER! Hahaha

 

gave me a good enough reason to wear gloves.

I said I pee on his hands, not mine.

 

 

My hands are clean bro.

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I don't wash my hands when I piss at home. But when I'm at work or any other public bathroom sometimes I do. It depends if someone is in the bathroom with me or if I'm in the mood.

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For people showering every f*cking day: http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/...hower-skin1.htm

THANK YOU

 

I especially dislike people who shower every morning and every night. Seriously!

i would just shower at night so all that Sweat,Dirt N' stuff is washed and get a good night sleep

only reason why i would shower in the morning would be to wake up,but for that i just wash my face.

 

*MURDOC*:Sorry misread

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RobsEpicFret
I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

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makeshyft
I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

I touch everything with my penis.

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This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

It's not a case of people wanting to annoy you, it's the fact that everything you write is almost completely and totally incomprehensible. Also, the fact that you seem completely unable to even grasp the concept of sarcasm isn't exactly helpful.

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I dont see nothing wrong with what rob types, its funny and mostly true biggrin.gif

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I dont see nothing wrong with what rob types, its funny and mostly true biggrin.gif

That's a double negative.

 

No wonder you agree with him.

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I dont see nothing wrong with what rob types, its funny and mostly true biggrin.gif

That's a double negative.

 

No wonder you agree with him.

lol.gif Wow, A+ for you, in English grammar. lol.gif

 

I'll correct myself, I don't see anything wrong with what he says.... smile.gif

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

No, it isn't. Do you realize how much bacteria gets built up on and around your genitals? Why do you think it smells sometimes (and not from pheromones)? You need to keep that sh*t clean lest you get dick cheese.

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

I touch everything with my penis.

lol.gifbiggrin.gifHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO

 

How can you touch eveything with your penis? I mean you just f*ck everything you see in your front? lol.gif

 

Take a look at my penis... how clean it is...

 

 

 

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Clean no?

Your all maybe looks like this

 

8$#$##%@#@#$#D~~~~

 

sigh.gif sh*tty no?

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

I touch everything with my penis.

lol.gifbiggrin.gifHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO

 

How can you touch eveything with your penis? I mean you just f*ck everything you see in your front? lol.gif

 

Take a look at my penis... how clean it is...

 

 

 

8========================D

 

Clean no?

Your all maybe looks like this

 

8$#$##%@#@#$#D~~~~

 

sigh.gif sh*tty no?

biggrin.gif I don't think I've read anything so funny before. Hope people see the funny side.

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it

i'm expecting a very nasty reply from any one.....

You wouldn't have to worry about nasty replies so much if you'd just stop saying stupid sh*t.

This here,sometimes i think people jus t do it to annoy me

How about you Reread the quote and say whos the one with the stupidity,"I Keep My penis clean instead"

That isn't stupid?

when all i said was THAT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO WASH HANDS SINCE YOU USE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING!

Hope you understand more now.

I touch everything with my penis.

lol.gifbiggrin.gifHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO

 

How can you touch eveything with your penis? I mean you just f*ck everything you see in your front? lol.gif

 

Take a look at my penis... how clean it is...

 

 

 

8========================D

 

Clean no?

Your all maybe looks like this

 

8$#$##%@#@#$#D~~~~

 

sigh.gif sh*tty no?

Sorry about your incredibly small, disproportionally sized testicles bro.

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I keep my penis clean instead.

Sdtop worrying so much about your dick its not like you shake hands or touch things with it...

 

I don't doubt the fact that you've never touched anything with your penis.

 

 

 

Mine, on the other hand has touched many things.

 

Mostly vaginas.

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