Jay Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 As for public toilets I try to avoid them as much as possible. Only to take a piss. If I'm in dire need of taking a dump I WILL use them, but only if it's an emergency. I tend to only use the public toilets in airports for that. Much better than trying to pinch one off mid-air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leik oh em jeez! Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I take a shower everyday so I don't need to wash my hands....... That's what i'm hearing from the OP. DUMB DUMB DUMB I wash my hands about 10 times a day. If I go outside and come back in, I wash my hands. Germs are everywhere, man The ones who think you don't need to wash your hands after taking a shower are stupid. You touch your genitals and you touch your ass, body wash won't clean off the germs or even the sh*t smear. And people, don't sneeze on your hands, sneeze on your sleeve. Well I wipe after I sh*t. I don't wait until the shower. So my entire ass cheeks aren't covered in smeared sh*t when I'm in the shower. And if you're not getting clean in the shower, you need to wash better. I wash my hands after I sh*t, but not after I piss. Mostly because: Another reason for me not washing my hands is because I barely touch my dick, I just flop it out and let it do the rest. I do wash my hands after I get off work, often for about 5 minutes straight. Old rubber + dirt/mud + membrane cleaner/gasoline = BLACK HANDS. What I meant is that you touch your feces since you're touching your anus, always use hand soap right after you shower. I don't even think many people realize this at all. Still, I wipe pretty good. There's no feces on my anus when I'm done. If you're getting sh*t on your hands while you're in the shower then you're not doing a good enough job wiping, or are experiencing anal leakage. And if you don't trust your body wash to get you clean, then why don't you use something else? Dude, you're not getting my point. Just because your anus doesn't have feces on it doesn't mean it's not dirty. How would you like it if I shook hands with you and told you after I cleaned my anus in the shower I didn't wash my hands? Wash your hands in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Wash your hands in the shower. It still has the idea that you've just shook hands with someone who touched their butthole. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAwsum Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Me afraid of water. Me no like water,it be baaaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Nope not usually to be quite Frank, however after a number 2, Certainly you filthy c*nts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I used a toilet today that had automatic soap and water dispense sh*t going on. Pity I had to touch the door handle on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA 360 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 You need germs to build up an immune system. I don't wash mine unless I'm at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leik oh em jeez! Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Wash your hands in the shower. It still has the idea that you've just shook hands with someone who touched their butthole. lol Well if you're going to put it that way then why does washing your hands when you get out of the shower make a difference? Besides, everything is getting washed down the drian, not just transferred between patches of skin. That's the entire point in taking a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasperHQ Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Would you like touching someone elses hand after they went to the toilet with out washing their hands ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Would you like touching someone elses hand after they went to the toilet with out washing their hands ? That is why I have a 'don't shake hands, just wave and smile' policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A J Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 i normally go hands free, so unless i piss on my hand I dont normally wash it, but taking a dump is a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofa_king Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I never wash my hands.. I always kinda just make sure I get taint sweat or something like touch butthole all over my hands so whenever I touch another individual I'm obviously worse so it cancels itself out, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docfaustino Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 At a doctor's appointment once, the doctor forced me to piss sitting down. Don't know why. Don't think he even had a license. My dad ripped in to me about being forced to piss sitting down, how it insults my position as a man. Don't know why he did that either. But Kid Break taught me that a man has a choice. As for washing hands? I got my hands pissed on by a hobo once in Key West. I thought it went without saying that you go 'one at a time', but since then doing so just feels necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Would you like touching someone elses hand after they went to the toilet with out washing their hands ? Would you like it if some assdick bumped a stupid f*cking topic from a month ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Would you like touching someone elses hand after they went to the toilet with out washing their hands ? Would you like it if some assdick bumped a stupid f*cking topic from a month ago? assdick? I much prefer the peep show alternative- pisscock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackProject Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 This topic is only a month old? Damn time went by slow. But I do like the argument that me and oh em jeez had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZDANZ96 Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 (edited) and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny (i mean this 8========D ) well the dicks smell only if you dont wash it well or jeez all over yourself and dont clean it... Piss is dirty even if you dont touch it, it will make your hands dirty only by touching your dick that have bacteries being from jeez,piss and grease things that come from your hand... Edited April 30, 2011 by ZDANZ96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A J Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 some of the people in this topic need mental help, you don't need to wash your hands every hour of the day, or have two showers each day, your just wasting water . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnyBlack Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Yeah I wash my hands after I pee, especially if later I'm going to be eating like a sandwich or something. It's just not very appetizing knowing what the last thing before the sandwich in my hand was, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 well the dicks smell only if you dont wash it well or jeez all over yourself and dont clean it... Piss is dirty even if you dont touch it, it will make your hands dirty only by touching your dick that have bacteries being from jeez,piss and grease things that come from your hand... Since when did Jesus have anything to do with genital cleanliness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny (i mean this 8========D ) well the dicks smell only if you dont wash it well or jeez all over yourself and dont clean it... Piss is dirty even if you dont touch it, it will make your hands dirty only by touching your dick that have bacteries being from jeez,piss and grease things that come from your hand... You're chances of catching illnesses are going to be so much higher because of this. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radltzx Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 For people showering every f*cking day: http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/...hower-skin1.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptiste Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 For people showering every f*cking day: http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/...hower-skin1.htm If I dont take a shower every day, I get wet balls. I f*cking hate wet balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radltzx Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Why don't you just wash your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 I wash my hands before and after I eat, when I come home from a place, when I enter the toilet and if I've touched something dirty. Though I only use soap if it's something really dirty like taking a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomNomNom Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 You eat food with your hands, no? You touch your dick with your hands. You then eat food with those uncleaned hands. Enjoy eating your dick germs with your burger c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A J Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 your mum will be getting some of my dick germs then right? OCD germophobic douchebags, if your hands are dirty wash them, but having a straight forward piss isnt exactly going to make them dirty, unless your a retard that pisses on your hands or your dick is so small you cant help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Really? You guys don't shower everyday? I thought it was common worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 your mum will be getting some of my dick germs then right? OCD germophobic douchebags, if your hands are dirty wash them, but having a straight forward piss isnt exactly going to make them dirty, unless your a retard that pisses on your hands or your dick is so small you cant help it. Can't see how that would make an individual a douchebag, but okay. You're obviously one of the more mature ones around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobsEpicFret Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny (i mean this 8========D ) well the dicks smell only if you dont wash it well or jeez all over yourself and dont clean it... Piss is dirty even if you dont touch it, it will make your hands dirty only by touching your dick that have bacteries being from jeez,piss and grease things that come from your hand... You're chances of catching illnesses are going to be so much higher because of this. Unlucky. hey wow i did not put (i mean like this 8=====D) WHAT THE f*ck and for some people making big deal about what i said should look at people who said they sniff their fingers after scratching their testicles of course i have never smell my dick because i don't see a cause and i shower everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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