danjodan Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 So, does anyone else not see the point in having to wash your hands after taking a piss? I take a shower every day like most people so my dick is always clean,it is just like touching a thumb.If you shower every few days and have a dirthy smelly dick then I can understand having to wash your hands after pissing but most people shower regularly. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackProject Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 (edited) In school, nobody washes their hands. So why would I wash my hands? I just put water on my hands for 3 seconds and that's it. I don't even wash my hands with soap after I take a sh*t. EDIT: Just got 2 PMs regarding this, I WAS JOKING GUYS! Edited March 26, 2011 by TheBlackProject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHXC Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 What's a shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 You should wash your hands because it's both common courtesy and simple hygiene. There's a reason I haven't got anything more than a cold in a good six years. I hate f*cks like you. Inconsiderate prats that don't wash their hands are the reason I have to constantly wash mine. You get grease on game controllers, mice, keyboards, remotes and all sorts of things and inadvertently make everything gross because you're either too lazy or selfish to stop for a good fifteen seconds and clean your hands after touching things that coat your hands in the aforementioned nastiness. |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobsEpicFret Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 only wash my hands after i piss or take a dump when getting ready to play PS3,Guitar or If i eat. but like for 8 seconds, and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uNi Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It's called hygiene, but hey, whatever you put in your mouth is up to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny By god, are you an idiot. Don't take a f*cking shower for a day and your balls are going to smell. On topic, I wash my hands when ever I take a piss or a dump. I don't want to get sick, because of my incompetence. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjodan Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 Another reason for me not washing my hands is because I barely touch my dick, I just flop it out and let it do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Of course I wash my hands. I don't know where yours have been, and you don't know where mine have been. So why would you take the risk? Except in school. Any faucet that's already brown and covered in slime, I'll pass on touching. @Theblackproject, That's f*cking disgusting dude. Nobody washing their hands is the exact reason you should be washing them. If nobody in your school takes a shower, is that a reason to walk around smeeling like horsesh*t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackProject Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 You should wash your hands because it's both common courtesy and simple hygiene. There's a reason I haven't got anything more than a cold in a good six years. I hate f*cks like you. Inconsiderate prats that don't wash their hands are the reason I have to constantly wash mine. You get grease on game controllers, mice, keyboards, remotes and all sorts of things and inadvertently make everything gross because you're either too lazy or selfish to stop for a good fifteen seconds and clean your hands after touching things that coat your hands in the aforementioned nastiness. Are you talking to me or him? Because I was only kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChossenOne Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 (edited) I take a shower everyday so I don't need to wash my hands. ...... That's what i'm hearing from the OP. DUMB DUMB DUMB I wash my hands about 10 times a day. If I go outside and come back in, I wash my hands. Germs are everywhere, man EDIT: Why is this directed at males? What? Wome don't have to wash their hands after touching their jink? Edited March 26, 2011 by ChossenOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackProject Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I take a shower everyday so I don't need to wash my hands....... That's what i'm hearing from the OP. DUMB DUMB DUMB I wash my hands about 10 times a day. If I go outside and come back in, I wash my hands. Germs are everywhere, man The ones who think you don't need to wash your hands after taking a shower are stupid. You touch your genitals and you touch your ass, body wash won't clean off the germs or even the sh*t smear. And people, don't sneeze on your hands, sneeze on your sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjodan Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 I take a shower everyday so I don't need to wash my hands....... That's what i'm hearing from the OP. DUMB DUMB DUMB I wash my hands about 10 times a day. If I go outside and come back in, I wash my hands. Germs are everywhere, man Going outside is different,their are animals and bacteria everywhere outside.And I also wash my hands about 10 times a day because I have lots of pets and dont like germs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I never used to wash my hands after pissing, but since starting the job I have now (healthcare assistant), washing my hands is essential after nearly everything. I used to bypass it by wearing examination gloves while using the toilet but I got accustomed to the feeling of latex on my penis and I didn't want to fall into that trap. Sure, you might compare your cock to a thumb but do you know how dirty your thumb is...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny Post of the millennium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Murders Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Some of you need to stop being pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I don't wash mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I only wash my hands when I'm in office. Because if I don't, everyone will see me walk out of the washroom without washing my hands and then no one will want to shake hands with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 (edited) I only wash my hands when I'm in office. Because if I don't, everyone will see me walk out of the washroom without washing my hands and then no one will want to shake hands with me. True. I do wash when I go to public places, otherwise people would be all like 'Did you see that guy? He just peed (is that right?) and didn't wash his hands ' Edited March 26, 2011 by H3NR1QU3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It could be worse. You could be this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny Quite possibly the best thing I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I always wash my hands. Take a class on microbiology and you will every time as well. sysnode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I've washed my hands forever, I don't get what the big deal is with not doing it. You're washing your hands from the accumulation of unhygienic sh*t you have touched throughout the day, the fact that you do it after going to the bathroom is just an ancillary benefit. Also if you held a blacklight to a washroom you'd realize they're all disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdo. Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I don't see why you shouldn't. I mean, urine is sterile, but where you go isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I'd rather wash my hands before touching my dick than after. Throughout the day I'll be handling food products, dust, dirt and all that stuff, so I don't want my clean dick (it's been in my pants all day, though apparently some people here still manage to get it dirty somehow) to have all that bacteria on it. As for washing afterwards, I'll refer you to my not giving a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Another reason for me not washing my hands is because I barely touch my dick, I just flop it out and let it do the rest. So you sit down when you pee? How old are you, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Speed. Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I wash them every time I go to the bathroom, when I come home from school, outside etc and before I eat even if I washed them just half an hour ago. I developed this instinctual thing that I get the feeling I am dirty if I don't wash my hands in any of these situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilya Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 and i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny Anyway, I've thankfully developed the habit of washing them maybe 7-8 times a day, including the 2-3 showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 If the moon is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjodan Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 Another reason for me not washing my hands is because I barely touch my dick, I just flop it out and let it do the rest. So you sit down when you pee? How old are you, exactly? What made you think that? I flop out my dick and my pants hold it in position,little touching involved. And I am 15 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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