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A Question Regarding Screaming Fan-Girls


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Imagine, if all those girls who scream and cry and reach their arms out for Justin Bieber, had the opportunity to approach him. What if his security left him alone and he was out in the open. What exactly would all these girls do?

 

Would they dive onto him and dry hump his crotch?

 

Would they get near him, stop, realise that he's just an ordinary human being and then go home?

 

Would they collapse at his feet and cry some more?

 

Would they tear his limbs off?

 

Would they try and initiate conversation?

 

Seriously, I'm really curious about this. What do you think?

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Mob him in their frenzied state of mind, after an hour a nice big bloody stain on the ground.

 

And 400 defendants in a case of accidental manslaughter.

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They'd kill him. Teenage girls have no clue how to act except on impulse. They'll think the first to him gets him, it'll be Iraq in a mini-mall.

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Seems most likely; mobbing him whilst competing against each other.

 

Okay, so what if just one single girl-fan had this opportunity? I assume it wouldn't be as dramatic or spectacular. More like an awkward transition, where the girl is lost for words and giggles a lot.

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Brown Sugar

They would most likely end up rioting with each other over him due to some silly argument starting in the "excitement" of meeting him. There would definitely be a lot of bitch fights.

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I imagine it would look like this.

 

 

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Drift-Kingz

They will hit each other with their purses, and shove their cute little digital cameras down each others throats.

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Screaming teen girls are examples of the animal inside all of us.

Just like footie hooligans eh?

 

Girls like this are just delusional, and I know a few of them (albeit, JLS fans not Bieber).

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Screaming teen girls are examples of the animal inside all of us.

Just like footie hooligans eh?

 

Girls like this are just delusional, and I know a few of them (albeit, JLS fans not Bieber).

I too know a few (albeit Jedward, JLS and Justin Bieber fans).

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Screaming teen girls are examples of the animal inside all of us.

I thought Richard Gere had already given us that example.

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Screaming teen girls are examples of the animal inside all of us.

Just like footie hooligans eh?

Worse.

 

Nah, all I meant was that they, in a small way, show signs of animalistic nature.

 

Girl see attractive famous boy.

Girl want boy. Very f*cking much.

 

Just like gorillas. The females give themselves to the leader of the group, the "famous" one if you will.

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