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Need a new game console.


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So I had this Japanese exchange student come out for a few weeks last month. Got him hooked on GTA. The f*cker stole my console and brought it back to Japan with him. When I realised what had happened, I called his mother, but she didn't speak a word of English, so she put me on with her maid. After about 3 hours, I was finally able to get her to go into the Japanese kid's room and find my console there, so he was totally busted.

 

I made arrangements to have them ship it back to me, but then I got a phone call the other day giving me really bad news. First, the f*ckin console fell off the bloody shelf in the motherf*cking 8.9 earthquake. And if that wasn't bad enough, the goddamn tsunami came in later and washed it out to sea.

 

Last I heard they were bought me a new one, since they *are* in Japan, and there's just about as many of those consoles there as there are grains of rice. But the one they tried to send me got hung-up in customs because it tested too high for radiation. Why can't they send the f*cking thing... it's a game console, not spinach. I'm not going to eat it.

 

Bloody hell, playing GTA is my favourite thing to do. I can't wait to get it back.

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You should go to EB Games, Gamestop or another game store near you and purchase a console instead of posting a topic about it here. Because i can guarantee you that you won't get yourself a new console by posting your story on these forums.

 

Not meaning to sound like I am being uptight, I just disagree with users posting a topic about their feelings/story towards them loosing something of precious value if you will.

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Sorry bud, I'm new here. I didn't really know what is acceptable to post here and what's not. Now I know, so thanks for the heads-up. I thought I could just express my disappointment to my fellow GTAers who might understand, but I see that nobody wants to listen to a whining little pansy-boy.

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