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"7am, waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?"

 

 

Seriously, what a f*cking joke. Are songs going to be about the most simple and mundane things now?

 

"Today I woke up and felt kind of unclean, so I went and had a shower.

Twisted the taps so they were on full power

My stomach was sore and felt like taking sh*t

So I sit on the toilet and that was it.

Put my clothes on cause I can't go outside naked.

Must keep my genitals unexposed as they are sacred."

 

 

 

I hope the film industry doesn't turn out the same, can't wait to see movies where people walk around the house eating food and watching television confused.gif

this is better than Rebecca's song

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It's 11 AM and i roll outta bed

sharp pains to the head so i roll back in to rest

it's saturday morning and i must confess

last nights a blur and my heads a mess

 

Roll to my side and puke on the floor

get a flashback of doing the worm on the dance floor

but which club was it i struggle to remenice

just darkness where the memories should exist

 

look for my phone to call the guys

but my pants are missing thats no surprise

i have a tendancy to act uncontrolably

when the alcohol and drugs gets a hold of me

 

so i get a shower, get dressed, try to look alive

walk down my complex stairs to get my car outside

still trying to remember where i've been

passed out on the hood is mother f*cking charlie sheen

 

i wake him up and he lunges forward

first words from the lips was last night was awesome

he tells me we met in the bar and should avoid law enforcement

since we stole an officers horse and we're probably under warrant

 

f*ck REBECCA BLACK ,GIMME A RECORD DEAL, also feel free to finish the rest of the song of, this our shot guys, you only get one shot, one opportunity, you gotta grab it with both hands and f*ck it right in the mouth

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It's 11 AM and i roll outta bed

sharp pains to the head so i roll back in to rest

it's saturday morning and i must confess

last nights a blur and my heads a mess

 

Roll to my side and puke on the floor

get a flashback of doing the worm on the dance floor

but which club was it i struggle to remenice

just darkness where the memories should exist

 

look for my phone to call the guys

but my pants are missing thats no surprise

i have a tendancy to act uncontrolably

when the alcohol and drugs gets a hold of me

 

so i get a shower, get dressed, try to look alive

walk down my complex stairs to get my car outside

still trying to remember where i've been

passed out on the hood is mother f*cking charlie sheen

 

i wake him up and he lunges forward

first words from the lips was last night was awesome

he tells me we met in the bar and should avoid law enforcement

since we stole an officers horse and we're probably under warrant

 

f*ck REBECCA BLACK ,GIMME A RECORD DEAL, also feel free to finish the rest of the song of, this our shot guys, you only get one shot, one opportunity, you gotta grab it with both hands and f*ck it right in the mouth

charlie told me we was winning and had to finish the race

he said stick with me kid, and don't loose pace

drove to the zoo at a hundred miles per hour,

bitch slapped the guard and hid him in the shower,

bought some new threads now I'm pimpin' full power

don my top hat I'm here to visit a big cat,

before I said you guessed it,

tiger blood is where its at

 

 

 

 

I think that was on the dirty side of my toilet paper just now. I have no idea why I was compelled to add to that. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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"Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s Russian’

Which seat can I take?"

 

I could totally see those lines as being something off an electric Dylan album.




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It's 11 AM and i roll outta bed

sharp pains to the head so i roll back in to rest

it's saturday morning and i must confess

last nights a blur and my heads a mess

 

Roll to my side and puke on the floor

get a flashback of doing the worm on the dance floor

but which club was it i struggle to remenice

just darkness where the memories should exist

 

look for my phone to call the guys

but my pants are missing thats no surprise

i have a tendancy to act uncontrolably

when the alcohol and drugs gets a hold of me

 

so i get a shower, get dressed, try to look alive

walk down my complex stairs to get my car outside

still trying to remember where i've been

passed out on the hood is mother f*cking charlie sheen

 

i wake him up and he lunges forward

first words from the lips was last night was awesome

he tells me we met in the bar and should avoid law enforcement

since we stole an officers horse and we're probably under warrant

 

f*ck REBECCA BLACK ,GIMME A RECORD DEAL, also feel free to finish the rest of the song of, this our shot guys, you only get one shot, one opportunity, you gotta grab it with both hands and f*ck it right in the mouth

Read this in the voice of Mike Skinner off of The Streets.

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stinomontana

not again....

 

f*ck this autotune bullsh*t, and give a chance to people that have talent

 

 

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Bernard Jazz

 

I won't forget you guys when i make it, don't worry.

Don't forget the four sacred pop chords: C, G, Am, F.

 

Also:

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Vanilla Shake
*song*

That is brilliant.

I like your O&A signature. LINGER LONGER!

 

And Chris, I think you should be promoted to Overseer of the CFF.

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I went outside

There was a non-discriminate gentleman walking his dog across the street

muthaf*cka was eyein' me

but unfortunately I was on parole so I could not proceed to f*ck said man up

Sun's bright right now.

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"7am, waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?"

Aren't those the lyrics to that Kesha song?

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Horrific song and video. I especially liked the rap solo, featuring what appears to be a bloated version of Usher.

ROFL she is f*cking ugly. tounge2.gif

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Minus the Boom

Okay I still hope it's a joke.

 

Just realized I've never listened to Baby in its entity (didn't even know it had a rapper), same for this song.

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What the f*ck is going on with kids these days?!

 

I'd rather drill my eardrums than listen to that again. And I'm for real.

You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself.
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WF the Hobgoblin

I'm sure she must have fried an egg.

 

Not quite as offensive as Bieber but still unquestionably awful, surely this must be a piss take? I'm a bit concerned that I've watched that video five times today.

 

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Horrific song and video. I especially liked the rap solo, featuring what appears to be a bloated version of Usher.

ROFL she is f*cking ugly. tounge2.gif

the kids in the video sure do look and act awkward tounge.gif

 

big black man was jammed into the song awkwardly too... have no idea what they were thinking but i can only hope this was all done in comedy else I really don't know what to make of music nowadays tounge.gif

 

although I have this feeling that by this time next week, we've all forgotten/grown bored of this whole thing tounge2.gif

 

she's no william hung dammit.

 

i'm just pissed that it's actually friday right now and I was looking forward to chillin' to some ice cube

 

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I found a brilliant version of the song.

 

Fixed.

 

 

 

After they removed the Dylan Version of the Song I went looking for someone else that may have put it up........to find this little jewel. icon14.gif

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^^that is actually better than the original. kinda liked it to be honest. and who the hell would take down Dylan's version?! it's a timeless classic!

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

^^that is actually better than the original. kinda liked it to be honest. and who the hell would take down Dylan's version?! it's a timeless classic!

I hope someone makes these latter two down-loadable in MP3 soon.

 

It will be great at parties.

 

In the future then, kid's will wake up from nightmares of the original song going through their heads only to find that the reason is that their parents protected them from the original, but played this backwards slow version as a lullaby, and the back masking effects have come back to haunt them......muhhaahahhahaha.

<this was a joke>

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The worst thing about this song is that I've now got the chorus stuck in my head. Hopefully now though, I'll never have the misfortune of having to hear it again.

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I found a brilliant version of the song.

 

Fixed.

 

 

 

After they removed the Dylan Version of the Song I went looking for someone else that may have put it up........to find this little jewel. icon14.gif

At the beginning i only heard NOMONNOMNOMNOM Let me out.

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I do feel for the poor girl, all she wanted for her birthday is to have a music video.

 

She's well known now, but not in a 'Hey, look - I have a music video, how cool?' way. More a 'Yeah, I'm a meme' way.

 

 

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Is me or she has those metal stuff that you need to put them in your teeth. confused.gif

 

Now here we go again with a new face printed on some toilet paper. I telling you; she will appear everywwwhere ... everywhere; this Rebecca ... meme stuff too.

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Is me or she has those metal stuff that you need to put them in your teeth. confused.gif

Erm, braces? They aren't that weird for 13 year old kids to have you know. Something to bear in mind here, by the way, these kids are literally children in every way. Pinning "the death of music" on them is pretty harsh.

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