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This may be very old, but it just came up on Google when I typed in GTAforums.

 

 

GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.

 

 

For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. ni**ers aren't welcome.

 

Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancectors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.

 

 

A "Private" section of gtaforums where massive amounts of elite pricks gather to discuss a load of f*cking stupid sh*t. Usually but not limited to making fun of normal members because they're all too pussy to say anything to their face in fear of getting into a debate. Other topics include Kevin2006rhs posting stupid unintelligible sh*t while drunk (because he's a f*cking gay hippy who has nothing better to do than sit on the interwebs posting about how suck is life is since he blew up some suicide bombers in vietnam), Weekly bitching about how much dick waddy sucks on a continual basis.

 

The official gangs are as follows:

 

The Precinct: Gang full of gay fa**ots who like to think they're police officers. Notable fa**ots include Makeshyft and Voodoo (which is the same person using two accounts), Widowmaker (angry scottish movie nerd who spends his friday nights jerking off to The Dark Knight), Videopoker (Hipster in a wheelchair), Moonshield (Some wannabe black metal wigger also moderates music chat and bans anyone who is not METULLLL enough) and Xcommunicated (Who is pretty cool and has a giant phallus).

 

Zaibatsu: Bunch of nintendo nerds who live in their mothers basment. Among them are Ryan (Asslicking ginger pubed mod, who should have been killed at birth but was allowed to live so Waddy could molest him when he was 5), Uni (Stupid prick who tried to make his own game in SAMP but failed miserably adding much lulz) and Unoriginal44 (Dickrider who wanted to be in the precinct but got rejected by Voodoo for not being fa**ot enough).

 

The Connection: Possibly the worst gang on the forum, not a single good member left on it's roster they're like a vacuum for sh*t. Notable piles of sh*t are: Kevin2006rhs (Dumb redneck f*ck previously mentioned), Oblivionz (14 year old boy banned for being a fa**ot with no life, also known as the biggest asskiss on the forum and rimmed anyone he could to try and boost his e-rep, most notably stabbed his once best butt buddy Damon in the back in attempt to look cool with unofficial gang the FBI or fa**ot Bitches Institute), Vanilla Shake (Previously in Zaibatsu but decided he wanted to join a even sh*ttier gang so decided to cry and suck Meta187's cock in a bid to join TC, also know for his terrible 70's haircut), Meta187 (Pretty much the leader of TC, spends his whole day on XBL playing Hannah Montana which he swears his his sons game, to get into TC it's relatively easy just suck Meta's cock and you're done!).

 

Andolini Mafia Family: Bunch of retards who have watched the Godfather too many times. Nobody cares about their members

 

$outh $ide Hoodz: Too stoned too even insult.

 

LFM: Another fa**ot mafia family.

 

Parcel Force: Has like 1 member

 

 

Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.

 

  1. Find mod.

  2. Unzip mod's pants.

  3. Pull out cock.

  4. Suck cock.

  5. Contract herpes

  6. Eat your own sh*t for breakfast and post it on the forum.

  7. ????

  8. PROFIT!!!

 

 

    * Slamman - Long haired, basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't shut the f*ck up. Posed as 17 year-old jailbait under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like 200,000 posts, mainly pics of his penis. Slamman is now an ex-member of the GTAForums. After so many years of but-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous ex-GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of GTA Chronicles. Their last site went down the pits. Good luck this time GTA Chronicles! You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.

    * Juice by Kayla Marie - Slamman's alter-ego.

    * Waddy - Pretty rad guy and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r (It was 28" before the server 'accident'.), which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of n00bs. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful girls which he tends to daily.

    * Justin - Other rad guy.

    * Tank - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum f*cktards. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person

    * Asmo - Some homo who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old crybaby who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.

    * NameTaken - Made of epic failz.

    * Naomi - is a lovely dudess who is trying to look like a little, very small babe-y and always fails with that. That man has ass raped many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by being a mother (ass) f*cker bitch. If you know this person, please help him out.

    * Anuj - A sh*t-showering c*nt who claims to be a MODef*cker, but infact only sucking off to the official black person Tank. This fagghead should not exist, he is one of the reasons to fix the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "‎Anuj Srivastava‎", might be helpfull if you want to teach him a good lesson about life.

 

I can't link the page as it has a picture that I think can be classed as wrong, but am sure you clever people can find your way to the page.

 

Just wondering, who do ya think made it?

 

I was going For Demarest but he was banned too long ago to know all these 'new' members. sigh.gif

 

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Well a quick check of the page edits reveals GTAHole. That was a site which was run by Slamman, or was associated with him. It may just be a coincidence. However I did spot xNamexTakenx. Or some such name like that.

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They pretty much got the whole OGA thing nailed down with this sentence:

 

"A "Private" section of gtaforums where massive amounts of elite pricks gather to discuss a load of f*cking stupid sh*t. Usually but not limited to making fun of normal members because they're all too pussy to say anything to their face in fear of getting into a debate."

 

However saying that, I do love it.

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What else do you expect from Encyclopaedia Dramatica?

The entire site is just one huge troll that tries to offend everyone at any given moment; it's quite funny sometimes, just look at the rendition of the GTAF logo biggrin.gif.

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He also lives near Irbid, Israel. I'm not too familiar with Israeli geography.

 

What an angry young man. sad.gif

 

I think I'm going to leave my name on there. Just to see if anyone wants to "teach me a good lesson about life"

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He also lives near Irbid, Israel. I'm not too familiar with Israeli geography.

 

What an angry young man. sad.gif

I especially liked "If you will get to the breathment machine, I will come to you like in the mission flat line[...]"

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Vanilla Shake
also know for his terrible 70's haircut

I've got a '70s haircut? News to me.

TC718 / <629 / CF5

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RILEY: ……….o hoo hoo men, i can’t wait for ni**ers to start Hating, i can’t wait

 

HUEY: So you judge yo success by the amount of ill will you generate from those around you?

 

RILEY: Hey, if ni**ers ain’t mad at you -then yo doing some wrong

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Guess I'm moving up in the world of internet hate. Been in Zaibatsu for less than three months and I'm already a noted member of it. cool.gif

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Minus the Boom

xNameTakenx and Asofyf37... confused.gif

 

Still, I quite enjoyed reading that. lol.gif

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Guess I'm moving up in the world of internet hate. Been in Zaibatsu for less than three months and I'm already a noted member of it. cool.gif

Apparently, dickriding pays off after all.

 

 

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Here's the guy that done wrote it, btw:

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=440205

 

He's mad at me because I banned him for PMing someone this:

 

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2lcy2vm&s=4

 

He also goes by akaufman37

f*ck, he has quite an imagination. dontgetit.gif

That was the funniest sh*t ever. Thanks for posting. icon14.gif

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Guess I'm moving up in the world of internet hate. Been in Zaibatsu for less than three months and I'm already a noted member of it. cool.gif

Apparently, dickriding pays off after all.

Couldn't have done it without you. </3

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Well a quick check of the page edits reveals GTAHole. That was a site which was run by Slamman, or was associated with him. It may just be a coincidence. However I did spot xNamexTakenx. Or some such name like that.

Unrelated. I own the GTAHole domain and I know it had no involvement.

 

There used to be some free forum on some free forum site that used the name GTAHole - I'm guessing it is connected to that.

 

I didn't check the updates. I hope they took that tiny penis pic off wow.gif

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Wow no sh*t towards gansta killa. Pussies they're afraid of him lol.

 

 

 

Ps. I agree what they said about makeshyf.

 

PSS. I was just kidding about the above or was I?

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