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Attention all GTA Fans! Our favorite franchise needs your help! Please join the site I liked you to and vote for Tommy and prevent this terrible insult to our fandom and to gaming as a whole!

 

http://www.electricferret.com/cbub/cbubbattle/show?mid=7436

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silentsharklol
I want my favorite character to win. How the hell can a character so LAME be cooler then a badass like Tommy?

But Elmo is cool cool.gif

And It's alright if Tommy is your favorite character, but for f*cks sakes it's just some stupid poll someone made on the internet! What does it matter if he wins or not? It's not like you'll actually see a fight between them, or will you get anything out of it.

silentsharklol

You sound paranoid. How do you know it was made by GTA haters? GTA fans like us make dumb polls like those all the time- and that's all it is! a dumb poll. If you dont like it, then dont mind it.

Oh yeah and LOl @ the comments on that page.

Edited by silentsharklol
Finn 7 five 11

 

You have no right to call yourself a GTA fan.

Yes I do.

Just because I think Elmo is cooler than Tommy doesn't make me a non-GTA fan.

And why did you post this stupid topic anway?

Are you kidding, elmo is awesome! HE has a cool voice, a funny laugh, and has entertained me for waaay longer than 30hours.

 

i think Elmo wins, sorry, if it was say ms piggy i would have voted for tommy.

 

 

It was yet another bright and sunny day on Sesame street, and Elmo in a state of happiness and oblivious joy was at peace with the world around him.....Which was a good thing, as Elmo was perhaps the most powerful being in existence, he just didn't know it.

 

Why else would Sesame Street remain the same? Why else would that one section be so carefree, despite the inflation and economical troubles that flooded everywhere around them? How else could one explain Elmo's apparent immortality, staying the same despite the flow of time. Or that crazy world, made of crayon...To put it simply, Elmo was more then just a furry face.....Elmo was a mutant. A reality-warper, to put it bluntly. Shaping events unconsciously around him that things may stay the same....He was Peter Pan. Sesame Street was his Never-land.

 

"Hello Mr. Fire Hydrant! Elmo is very happy to see you!"

 

"Hello Elmo! Good to see you too!"

 

........

 

Yes, Elmo was that good. He expected a Fire Hydrant to speak, and lo! It did. And thus, a large number of Sesame Streets inanimate object citizens was explained in that moment.

 

Meanwhile.......

 

Outside of Elmo's bubble, the streets were rife with crime and villainy. Every being for themselves, and certainly no time for those spontaneous, heavily-choreographed dance numbers that Sesame Street was rumored to have on a near-daily basis.... But the one man above it all, was Tommy. That's right.....Tommy Vercetti himself. The man above men, the one all men strove to fill in....And he was fast taking control of the city....Just one place left to go.....

 

The next day......

 

Tommy blinked in mute surprise as he looked around. Were those trash cans singing?! Opening his mouth to express his feeling on the subject, he spoke.

 

"f*ck me....This place looks like its on my crack already. Either that, or I am. Heh."

 

Oh yes.....What better way to hook the helpless neighborhood then through drugs? Especially this sh*t....When suddenly, he ran over some red thing which began to cry.

 

"You hurt Elmo's knee! Whaaah!"

 

Barely pausing, Tommy would call out.

 

"You keep crying like that freak, I'll hurt the other one!"

 

Turning the corner, he put the little, red thing out of his mind....Only to see him in front of him which made him double-take.

 

Elmo would be looking at him, his knee apparently better as he spoke eerily. Eyes beginning to take a more, whiter sheen as Elmo began to step forward.....

 

"You hurt Elmo's feelings...."

 

Tommy, still ignorant of his danger would flip Elmo off.

 

"Does this hurt Elmo's feelings as well? Hey, you know what freak? Lets see if this helps as well!"

 

And grabbing a lead pipe, he ran forward and swung, even as Elmo called upon his power.....So who hits first? Tommy's lead pipe, or Elmo's reality-warping powers?

 

Elmo swiftly ducked and tripped tommy, who then fell into a bunch of bins, who else but the grouch beat his ass down and through him into grouchland, were he belongs.

Edited by finn4life
Is this like an ad for joining some website? Does someone get commision? I'd vote for Elmo, not for any hate of Tommy and GTA, but because it's funny and clearly for comic value.

if it is then that's against the rules....

silentsharklol

 

@silentsharklol the guy is just asking some help on GTAF, you voted for elmo just to piss him off. So if you don't wanna help, just spreading sh*t over here, I suggest you to GTFO.

I voted for Tommy, since I consider myself a GTA fan.

Wow. Help? It's a poll. and I didnt even vote, but if i did I would vote for Elmo. If you have a problem with that then you can GTFO. Also, Im pretty sure advertising stuff like this is against the rules. I dont have to like Tommy more In order to be a GTA fan. Elmo>Tommy, anyday.

 

God damn sarcasm.gif

Edited by silentsharklol

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