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I couldn't find the old topic probably because its buried but just like the old topic it's inspired by the All American Rejects song by the same name. So basically just post you dirty little secrets-

DLS: I'm 15 and never dated

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There is a girl, we liked each other, but I just can't tell her how much I loved her then, there's this guy who became her boyfriend(maybe just a rumor or the guy is just a liar).

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NVM...that could come around and bite me...

 

 

EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower.

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NVM...that could come around and bite me...

 

 

EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower.

If you sh*t in the shower you must have one massive stain.

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

And dont come back...ever. ~Waddy

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously.

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously.

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And dont come back...ever. ~Waddy

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NVM...that could come around and bite me...

 

 

EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower.

Are you...Sauron's roommate?

 

Is Sauron actually...GoDK??!??!?!?

 

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Oh no, ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno.

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I shower in the pee

Oh man, I haven't genuinely laughed at something I've seen on the internet in a long while. Kudos, man.

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

Don't you 4chan freaks love cats?

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I pee in the shower

Who doesnt?

 

Anyway I cant tell you because then it wouldnt be a secret

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DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink.

 

I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us.

 

Is that terribly weird?

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DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink.

 

I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us.

 

Is that terribly weird?

Not that weird. At least I hope not. In my dorm room at uni I've got a shared bathroom (4 people) about 8metres down the hall from my room, and we also have a shared kitchen (8 people) with a lot of chairs. We also have a couple of jokers downstairs. One night, next door's mates from downstairs decided to barricade him out of his room (he was on a night out) by blocking his door, and the hallway, with a mountain of chairs.

 

Now, I'll be f*cked if I'm walking all the way downstairs, along the building to the next stairwell, back up and back along nearly the whole floor to get to my bathroom just to walk back again at 2 in the morning. My actual room itself used to be a double room and I've got two small rooms with a sink in each. Too right I pissed in the sink of the bedroom I don't sleep in, rinsed the basin with some soapy water and went to bed.

 

I did spend the next morning scrubbing the f*ck out of that basin with every cleaning product at my disposal though.

 

I'd just like to stress the fact that it wasn't near where I sleep, it was in the next room.

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DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink.

 

I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us.

 

Is that terribly weird?

Ahhh memories....I have done my fair share of sink pee'n. I have also hosted enough parties where guests felt the sink was an acceptable alternate pee receptacle. I grew up going to Eagles games at the vet, so I was actually taught how to sink pee at an early age.

 

DLS: I have had to throw away too many pairs of underwear ,do to wet farts, for someone my age.

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

Now that's some sickening sh*t right there. Cidamelo would love you.

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i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house

Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously.

feels good man

Whatever you say Mr. Manson devil.gif

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The Sound of Milli Vanilli?!

I apparently have AD/HD according to some doctor who diagnosed me when i was like 7. Not that I give a sh*t, If anything I'm happy i have whatever I have because i couldn't be more happy with the way I am.

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WF the Hobgoblin

I watched The Phantom Menace for the first time in years the other night and despite always remembering him negatively, I quite liked Jar Jar. . ph34r.gif

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