NickRad Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I couldn't find the old topic probably because its buried but just like the old topic it's inspired by the All American Rejects song by the same name. So basically just post you dirty little secrets- DLS: I'm 15 and never dated Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.A.B. Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I'm 19 and never dated, you're small time. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrisboy Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 My dirty little secret is the black girl I sleep with every now and again. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DODI3OG Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 There is a girl, we liked each other, but I just can't tell her how much I loved her then, there's this guy who became her boyfriend(maybe just a rumor or the guy is just a liar). Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I pee in the shower Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EduardKoeleJuck Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 This topic is gonna get locked soon for sure. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinomontana Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I could tell you, but im not riskin my freedom for this Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 DLS: I miss 1ManArmy. "Isn't your crotch supposed to be erecting when you have an orgasm?" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin... Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) NVM...that could come around and bite me... EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower. Edited January 11, 2011 by κενιη Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I found something in my wardrobe once. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I shower in the pee Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I shower in the pee Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfieWilRus Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 NVM...that could come around and bite me... EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower. If you sh*t in the shower you must have one massive stain. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-=Zombie=-_ Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Germaniac_84 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Dear lord Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_-=Zombie=-_ Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously. feels good man Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 NVM...that could come around and bite me... EDIT: All this "I pee in the shower stuff. You are all pansies. I sh*t in the shower. Are you...Sauron's roommate? Is Sauron actually...GoDK??!??!?!? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 makeshyft cradles his head in his hands and rocks back and forth Oh no, ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Gold Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I shower in the pee Oh man, I haven't genuinely laughed at something I've seen on the internet in a long while. Kudos, man. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I may never have children. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Don't you 4chan freaks love cats? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McReary7772 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I pee in the shower Who doesnt? Anyway I cant tell you because then it wouldnt be a secret Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink. I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us. Is that terribly weird? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink. I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us. Is that terribly weird? Not that weird. At least I hope not. In my dorm room at uni I've got a shared bathroom (4 people) about 8metres down the hall from my room, and we also have a shared kitchen (8 people) with a lot of chairs. We also have a couple of jokers downstairs. One night, next door's mates from downstairs decided to barricade him out of his room (he was on a night out) by blocking his door, and the hallway, with a mountain of chairs. Now, I'll be f*cked if I'm walking all the way downstairs, along the building to the next stairwell, back up and back along nearly the whole floor to get to my bathroom just to walk back again at 2 in the morning. My actual room itself used to be a double room and I've got two small rooms with a sink in each. Too right I pissed in the sink of the bedroom I don't sleep in, rinsed the basin with some soapy water and went to bed. I did spend the next morning scrubbing the f*ck out of that basin with every cleaning product at my disposal though. I'd just like to stress the fact that it wasn't near where I sleep, it was in the next room. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060290905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 DLS: If I'm in a rush and in a single occupancy bathroom without a urinal I occasionally piss in the sink. I'm not a barbarian mind you, I run the water afterwards and wipe things down. I just enjoy the freedom to piss and not be overly concerned with aiming that a urinal affords us. Is that terribly weird? Ahhh memories....I have done my fair share of sink pee'n. I have also hosted enough parties where guests felt the sink was an acceptable alternate pee receptacle. I grew up going to Eagles games at the vet, so I was actually taught how to sink pee at an early age. DLS: I have had to throw away too many pairs of underwear ,do to wet farts, for someone my age. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060291026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwandilibro Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Now that's some sickening sh*t right there. Cidamelo would love you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060291028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Germaniac_84 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i once strangled with a fishing net a newborn cat i found in a dustbin near my house Thats a sign of a future serial killer. Seriously. feels good man Whatever you say Mr. Manson Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060291039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sound of Milli Vanilli?! Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I apparently have AD/HD according to some doctor who diagnosed me when i was like 7. Not that I give a sh*t, If anything I'm happy i have whatever I have because i couldn't be more happy with the way I am. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060291059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WF the Hobgoblin Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I watched The Phantom Menace for the first time in years the other night and despite always remembering him negatively, I quite liked Jar Jar. . Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/467250-dirty-little-secret-topic-v2/#findComment-1060291087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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