Build Up Your San Andreas Gang

[guib]

Secronom President: your mission was way too hard, couldn't even land on the parking lot, without my helicopter been blown up.

 

Anyway, I never wanted this war, so I quit this stupid gang, why:

1. everybody is talking about mati's great missions, while I know my missions are at least as good as his.

2. I never wanted it.

3. I don't wanna make 3 perfect missions, since I am too lazy, I just wanted to have some fun making missions, which I don't have if I make great missions with boring cut scenes.

4. I was making a great mission at Secro's boat, but it was the boat at the docks. which was the wrong one, and there were stupid DYOM bugs in it!

5. I want to be the man in charge...

 

So I will join the Forelli Brothers, The Visage, since they are the only cool gang, without a leader yet.

and I will sell my Elegant, and buy the Admiral.

 

Call me a quitter if you want, but after making stupid long missions, I only wanna have fun....

[General Scrotum]

guib: You've been added to the Forelli Brothers at The Visage.

guib: Elegant sold, and Admiral bought.

 

SFT vs TSA: SFT missions total awards will be divided by three now instead of six. TSA missions total awards are still to be divided by twelve.

[Mati]

Seems like the Triads lost the SF Front for now. I'm not giving up though.

 

[guib]

guib: You've been added to the Forelli Brothers at The Visage.

guib: Elegant sold, and Admiral bought.

 

SFT vs TSA: SFT missions total awards will be divided by three now instead of six. TSA missions total awards are still to be divided by twelve.

I also wanna buy Crystal Meth Ball (3.5 Grams) for $250 (yeah, that is all my money)

 

BTW what a neutral opinion do you both have...

[General Scrotum]

guib: I will add the 3.5 Grams of Crystal Meth.

guib: What would you expect me to say, huh? Something like: "Yeah! One f*cking yellow skinned guy down, one more fat f*ck to go?" Not really my style.

 

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alucardiff: One mission out of three.

Gorgonit: One mission out of three.

Mati: Zero mission out of three.

Notna: Zero mission out of three.

Secronom President: One mission out of three.

Edited October 10, 2011 by Secronom President

[guib]

 

guib: What would you expect me to say, huh? Something like: "Yeah! One f*cking yellow skinned guy down, one more fat f*ck to go?" Not really my style.

Yeah, yeah, wathever, here is my first mission, second in a minute.

 

both missions are done in 30 sec

Edited October 10, 2011 by guib

[Notna]

Guib, I don't have anything against you, but I have to say something, no offense.

 

You have too selfish attitude. I said this with no offense. I have atleast as selfish attitude, but I am not screaming about ' I wanna be leader' etc.

 

Remember, no offense.

[guib]

Guib, I don't have anything against you, but I have to say something, no offense.

 

You have too selfish attitude. I said this with no offense. I have atleast as selfish attitude, but I am not screaming about ' I wanna be leader' etc.

 

Remember, no offense.

No offense, but I don't really care

 

Anyway here is the second one.

[General Scrotum]

guib: Both missions are worth $12. Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate. Adding the $24 into your bank, plus the profit generate by the drugs.

[Mati]

Still too much imo.

[alifjenius]

Uploaded the 5th mission from Russian Mafia. It's about selling the SPANK. My profit please

 

Rough Up a Dealer

 

Enjoy !

[General Scrotum]

alifjenius: I will let Mati rate it.

 

Secronom President: Second mission coming after my seventh mission of TSoSG.

[guib]

Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate.

That is not true, I remembered that SOMEONE had made 20 missions wich were all worth 50$ wich is 0,4$ per mission, HA!

and btw that someone was you!

anyway, I only made the missions for the drugmoney...

[alucardiff]

Holy sh*t, were these actual missions? Daaaamn.

[alifjenius]

Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate.

That is not true, I remembered that SOMEONE had made 20 missions wich were all worth 50$ wich is 0,4$ per mission, HA!

and btw that someone was you!

anyway, I only made the missions for the drugmoney...

Really ? Where's the proof ? I'm new in here and never heard of this

SecronomPresident made 20 missions that worth $50 ?

[Notna]

Sorry guib, but that's one of the most ridiculous things that I've ever heard.

[guib]

Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate.

That is not true, I remembered that SOMEONE had made 20 missions wich were all worth 50$ wich is 0,4$ per mission, HA!

and btw that someone was you!

anyway, I only made the missions for the drugmoney...

Really ? Where's the proof ? I'm new in here and never heard of this

SecronomPresident made 20 missions that worth $50 ?

pssh, dont take everything so serious, dude.

 

I dont need proof, because Secro can confirm this himself....

 

and since you are new, I suggest you have a little more respect for the people around here. And by "people" I mean me.

[Mati]

Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate.

That is not true, I remembered that SOMEONE had made 20 missions wich were all worth 50$ wich is 0,4$ per mission, HA!

and btw that someone was you!

anyway, I only made the missions for the drugmoney...

Really ? Where's the proof ? I'm new in here and never heard of this

SecronomPresident made 20 missions that worth $50 ?

pssh, dont take everything so serious, dude.

 

I dont need proof, because Secro can confirm this himself....

 

and since you are new, I suggest you have a little more respect for the people around here. And by "people" I mean me.

Just wow, what the f*ck?

[Notna]

Guib... I don't want to be idiot, so I am saying this in my language.

 

VITTU!

 

Use GTranslator if you don't understand...

[General Scrotum]

trololol

 

If we are talking about the same thing, it was at the time we had the BUYSAG forum. Between, I was talking about the lowest rate of BUYSAG V4.

[alifjenius]

Congratulations, you've just beaten the record for the lowest rate.

That is not true, I remembered that SOMEONE had made 20 missions wich were all worth 50$ wich is 0,4$ per mission, HA!

and btw that someone was you!

anyway, I only made the missions for the drugmoney...

Really ? Where's the proof ? I'm new in here and never heard of this

SecronomPresident made 20 missions that worth $50 ?

pssh, dont take everything so serious, dude.

 

I dont need proof, because Secro can confirm this himself....

 

and since you are new, I suggest you have a little more respect for the people around here. And by "people" I mean me.

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Fine then...

[alucardiff]

More RESPECT for the people?

Guib, this is a f*cking game forum, not the goddamn senate. This is where we come for fun, not for all serious fedora suit like sh*t. I'm basically, f*cking stunned.

[Notna]

What the...?

 

Guib... You talking about 'respect'. Really.

 

Sorry but MITÄÄÄ VITTUA?!

[Gorgonit]

Continue this and the Tri State Syndicate is CLOSED

Ya' all want cookies?

[Notna]

This is going too far now.

 

We should end this right now. This topic is for BUYSAG. We're stopping this stupid word war R-I-G-H-T N-O-W!

[alucardiff]

What I learned from this story is if some guy acts like the president and we discuss we lose our benefits.

 

Alifjenius, I swear, that was one of the best, if not the best missions I've played. It's short, but it has SO much detail put into it it's, it's... my brain is full of f*ck. GREAT mission.

[General Scrotum]

alifjenius: Changed my mind. You did some errors while typing the text, but it doesn't mess the overall understanding of the mission. Also, there's a nice use of text coloring and a nice use of cutscenes withthe right angles. There were alot of different actors, weapons, objects, etc. and the mission war not too eay nor too hard to complete, not to forget it was quite good in term of lenght. I liked the shootout with the police in the dealer's house though.

 

$79, plus the profit made by selling the SPANK, plus a $100 bonus seeing your mission is a multiple of five.

Edited October 10, 2011 by Secronom President

[alifjenius]

 

What I learned from this story is if some guy acts like the president and we discuss we lose our benefits.

 

Alifjenius, I swear, that was one of the best, if not the best missions I've played. It's short, but it has SO much detail put into it it's, it's... my brain is full of f*ck. GREAT mission.

I'm glad you give that answer, thanks a lot alucaridff. I'm expecting a feedback for any of my missions from you

 

Mind if I ask you something ? : are you British ? your local time is GMT +0

 

 

alifjenius: Changed my mind. You did some errors while typing the text, but it doesn't mess the overall understanding of the mission. Also, there's a nice use of text coloring and a nice use of cutscenes withthe right angles. There were alot of different actors, weapons, objects, etc. and the mission war not too eay nor too hard to complete, not to forget it was quite good in term of lenght. I liked the shootout with the police in the dealer's house though.

 

$79, plus the profit made by selling the SPANK.

Thanks, don't forget that is the 5th mission, I should have $100 for it

Edited October 10, 2011 by alifjenius

[Notna]

Alif, your mission was clearly awesome! Alucardiff and Secro already said it all, but still.

[alucardiff]

I'm currently in Romania, but next year I'm moving permanently to the UK. (Just a coincidence, the time says UK because I was lazy to find which GMT is Romania)

So, people, give me your goddamn war gang missions! Either you deliver or I will.