Build Up Your San Andreas Gang

[alucardiff]

Secronom, how many missions, Jesus? Do we just keep bombing them with missions untill they surrender? That's pure sh*t. Each member makes 3 missions about the invasion /defense and the best mission maker's gang wins.

EDIT: I see Nitesh is watching this thread. Shall we ask him to watch over our war?

[General Scrotum]

guib: The number of missions will depend of how long this war longs.

 

SFT vs Tri-State Alliance war: Even though we are at war, it doesn't mean all our missions from now until one of the sides surrender are to be related about the war.

[Gorgonit]

I say we make 5 missions, all gangs. The best ones... win.

[Mati]

I don't really get how the war is going to run. Anyone care to explain?

When is a gang declared as beaten? I have an idea: The gang that makes the worst 3 missions will be beaten.

If one of the allied gangs is beaten, then the other allied gangs retreat and the war is over.

If the triads will be beaten (which won't happen, maybe just Guib gets whacked ) then the allied gangs won.

 

What do you think? Let's make 3 missions. But I don't know, maybe Guib and me make the missions together?

If he makes his 10 objective missions again, then we're already lost

[alucardiff]

No, the surrender part is ultimately dumb, honestly. Who the hell will want to surrender just 'cause the enemy is making lots of missions dude?

[guib]

guib: The number of missions will depend of how long this war longs.

 

SFT vs Tri-State Alliance war: Even though we are at war, it doesn't mean all our missions from now until one of the sides surrender are to be related about the war.

I get it, it isn't really an event, it is more a thing wich keep continueing...

 

Anyway, I am lazy, so don't expect to much from my missions...

[General Scrotum]

Well, maybe we could do as Gorgonit proposed. We do five missions each and then we'll see depending of the rate.

 

Somehow, we must keep in mind the only staff member not involved in this war is alifjenius. So, he'll be the only one to rate them (or not?)

[alucardiff]

Well, maybe we could do as Gorgonit proposed. We do five missions each and then we'll see depending of the rate.

 

Somehow, we must keep in mind the only staff member not involved in this war is alifjenius. So, he'll be the only one to rate them (or not?)

Five missions EACH? FIVE? No, 3. 3 is tons better.

[Mati]

 

Well, maybe we could do as Gorgonit proposed. We do five missions each and then we'll see depending of the rate.

 

Somehow, we must keep in mind the only staff member not involved in this war is alifjenius. So, he'll be the only one to rate them (or not?)

Yup. But if there are 3 of you guys, then it's 15 missions.

Here, it's just 2 of us, 10 missions.

 

So we count the total money gain together (you 15, we 10) then split it trough 15/10 and voila we have the +- money gain for a mission. Know what I mean?

 

EDIT: works with 3 as well.

[Notna]

Yes, 3 missions is better.

[Gorgonit]

Yeah. 3 missions are better. Okay then, 3 missions.

[General Scrotum]

Alright! We will go for three missions each players involved in the war.

 

Tri-State Alliance (Da Nang Boys, Loco Syndicate, Ballas, and Leone Mafia Family): 12 missions to make (3 each players).

San Fierro Triads: 6 missions to do (3 each players).

 

Then, we will do the +- thing Mati said (confused a little bit how to do it though )

 

If the Triads have less money, they loose. If one of the Da Nang Boys, Loco Syndicate, Ballas, or Leone Mafia Family had less money, the gang loose and the three others are forced to retreat.

 

How's that?

[Notna]

Sorry for bothering, but because I am not from a English speaking country, I have a problem understanding this: "If the Triads have less money, they loose. If one of the Da Nang Boys, Loco Syndicate, Ballas, or Leone Mafia Family had less money, the gang loose and the three others are forced to retreat." I think I understood it, but didn't get the idea at all.

[Gorgonit]

Sorry for bothering, but because I am not from a English speaking country, I have a problem understanding this: "If the Triads have less money, they loose. If one of the Da Nang Boys, Loco Syndicate, Ballas, or Leone Mafia Family had less money, the gang loose and the three others are forced to retreat." I think I understood it, but didn't get the idea at all.

If we don't have enough money we are forced to retreat.

[Notna]

Oki, now when it's simple I understand. Sorry for being a dumbass

[General Scrotum]

If the Triads make $450 in these six missions, we divide it by 6. It gives $75.

If the Tri-State Alliance make $1289 in these twelve missions, we divide it by 12. It gives $107.41 ($107). Since we have the most cash, we win.

 

If the Triads make $834 in these six missions, we divide it by 6. It gives $139.

If we make $150 in these twelve missions, we divide it by 12. It gives $12.5 ($13). We lose.

Edited October 9, 2011 by Secronom President

[alucardiff]

Just a troll-like question: You guys do know it's LOSE, not LOOSE, right? Secronom, you're Canadian for God's sake.

[General Scrotum]

For the rates:

 

alucardiff: Mati will rate his.

Gorgonit: I will rate his.

guib: Gorgonit will rate his.

Mati: I will rate his (since I and him are the only two knowing how to rate his missions)

Notna: Mati will rate his.

Secronom President: alifjenius will rate mines.

 

If you feel one of the rates is unfair, contact me and all staff members will be asked to give a rate. The total cash will then be divided by the number of the raters (i.e. 4) giving a rate for the mission. (Hope it won't happen, but anyway...)

Edited October 9, 2011 by Secronom President

[guib]

WAIT, that is not fair, if we only have 6 missions, and you have 12 missions, you have twice as more ratings (so you have automaticly more money, even if you have bad missions!)

[Gorgonit]

Just a troll-like question: You guys do know it's LOSE, not LOOSE, right? Secronom, you're Canadian for God's sake.

Uh, LOOSE can be used too, like LOOSE ENDS or LOOSE CARS.

[General Scrotum]

 

WAIT, that is not fair, if we only have 6 missions, and you have 12 missions, you have twice as more ratings (so you have automaticly more money, even if you have bad missions!)

No, that is not unfair.

 

$50 divided by six gives $8.

$50 divided by twelve gives $4.1 ($4).

 

EDIT: In other words: we do an average.

Edited October 9, 2011 by Secronom President

[guib]

No, that is not unfair.

 

$50 divided by six gives $8.

$50 divided by twelve gives $4.1 ($4).

Ah, i think I understand it...

[Mati]

My three missions will be released the next weekend, all at once.

[Notna]

I'll be making the missions in the next weekend, busy until then.

[General Scrotum]

I declare the war started!

 

P.S. The San Fierro Triads have something we don't.

[Gorgonit]

My beginning mission:

DONT CLICK ME IS A VIRUS AHHHH

[alucardiff]

I'm buying the Pony over here.

http://dyom.gtagames.nl/?act=show&id=14808

More like a comedy short.

 

I see Gorgonit posted his beginning. FUN FUN FUN.

[General Scrotum]

New rating roster for this war:

 

alucardiff: Mati will rate his.

Gorgonit: I will rate his.

guib: Gorgonit will rate his.

Mati: I will rate his (since I and him are the only two knowing how to rate his missions)

Notna: Mati will rate his.

Secronom President: alifjenius will rate mines.

 

By the way, when you do a rating, send it to me by PM. Don't post it there. I want it to be a surprise for everyone.

 

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Gorgonit: I will play and rate your mission.

 

alucardiff: I will play and rate your mission.

[alucardiff]

GORGONIT, WHAT ABOMINATION HAVE YOU CREATED?

I start with a speech, go to Chinatown nice and slow. I get told to watch the roofs, I kill 1 triad, assault over. What the f*ck? Then I go back to my car and 2 cars with no wheels and on fire spawn onto one another and explode. I lose.

EDIT:

 

TIP!!! READ THIS

 

Fellow allies, TAKE TIME to make your mission a wonder. Make it absolutely amazing, because as we all know, Mati is f*cking talented. Good luck.

[Notna]

Same here, Gorgonit. Mission starts with speech, I go to Chinatown, kill one triad, drive back to the Pier 69, cutscene where it shows that there is more triads in Chinatown. Back to the car, drive back to Chinatown and die immediately... What thaa f*ck?