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Basically, what were your weirdest, worst or funniest moments you experienced (or witnessed) at a cinema.

 

One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out confused.gif

 

One funny moment is when I watched expendables and about halfway through the movie, these kids started doing stupid sh*t (teens these days...and I am a friggin' teen lol but not like that) and started taking pictures of everyone at the cinema. Suddenly, some huge bold guy came in and starting shouting "SHUT THE f*ck UP OR I'LL f*ck YOU UP" mercie_blink.gif They froze and never spoke for the rest of the movie.

 

What about you guys?

 

EDIT - Btw, I wasn't making it hard for the audience to watch A&D, it was my FRIEND who started 'shouting!' We went to the BACK, where no one was and started chattering but no one could hear since there wasn't a lot of people and we weren't even speaking that loud until he started to be an idiot and start shouting!

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I remember when me and my homeboys were like 13 we sneaked into an 18 rated film and made our way to the back to avoid capture, we stumbled across some guy railing his girlfriend and we laughed at him and got chased away by this obese half nude man. Looking back it was f*cking traumatising, hilarious none the less.

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When i went to watch a movie with a friend after having a smoke! we both emerged at the end of the film absolutly diying for the loo! i carried on following my friend into the loos and then went strait into the cubicle next to him. While taking a leak in the urinal all of a sudden i hear girls laughing and saying 2 blokes just came in here did they look dippee? Meanwhile dick in hand i realize why i couldnt see any urinals in the first place i had followed him into the girls!, we both emerged a little embarassed but man i have not laughed so f*cking loud and so long for ages.

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When I was a lot younger me and my friends would spend all day at the movies, going into the toilets when one ended then coming out a few minutes later and going into a different theatre. Mostly we caught the movies half way through and missed the start so it was kind of pointless.

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One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out confused.gif

Why the smiley? Are you confused as to why you were thrown out? People pay money for tickets to the cinema, and they don't want scummy, ill-bred douchebags like you ruining it for them by shouting during the movie. If you aren't into the movie, leave. Go and do something else, rather than f*cking up somebody else's day. If it'd been me, I'd have nailed you in the mouth with a cup of ice.

 

Stupid c*nt.

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Basically, what were your weirdest, worst or funniest moments you experienced (or witnessed) at a cinema.

 

One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out confused.gif

I hate people like you.

 

I dread going to a movie on opening weekend, or even on the weekend at all. It never fails, there's always some ass clown(s) making too much noise, or worse just blatantly talking or blurting out stupid things.

People need to learn some f*cking etiquette and:

Shut their cock suckers while a movie is playing.

Put your f*cking phones away or at least hold them low enough as to not be distracting, turn your phone volume of or inaudible to anyone besides yourself.

Don't bring kids and especially no babies. If you can't find a sitter, too f*cking bad.

Try to be observant of how much sound your food wrapper is making.

 

It's not that hard. Just don't do anything except sit there and watch the f*cking movie. People act like they're 5 years old, it's pathetic.

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Well the worst moment at a cinema, would have to be when, My Family and i watched Monsters Inc. at the movies, it was a good movie, but was ruined when these 3 Guys decided to be pricks and kick the back of the chairs throughout the movie, my Father turned back and yelled at them, they moved back about 3 rows of seats.

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Best and worst happened at once

 

Saw pirates of the caribbean drunk with my girlfriend (at the time) then she started playing with me during the intense scene. movie ends and this guy infront of me stands up. its my social studies teacher! nervous.gif

 

he starts talkin to me for about 30 seconds while im in an awkward position. he leaves and we get the f*ck outta there

 

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Seen Some whore giving head in a theatre about a year ago. She got up and ran off. It was pretty hilarious.

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I don't watch movies, but out of the few ones I have I cried during one.

 

Rugrats:The first Movie.

 

Tommy and his little brother under the tree while it was raining. cryani.gif

 

In my defense, I was 10 or so (maybe younger). But for some reason, people don't care.

 

That's about it.

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When I was like 15 or whatever it was my friend's birthday so we went to a midnight release of some movie and at midnight our whole group (we had at least 15 people with us) stood up and starting singing happy birthday and by the end everyone in the theater was singing it. Thought it was pretty cool back then.

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Watching "Man on Fire", when Creasy sees Pita after she was kidnapped and thought dead. That hostage exchange scene made me into a little girl. I was made fun of by a few friends.




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I remember when me and my homeboys were like 13 we sneaked into an 18 rated film and made our way to the back to avoid capture, we stumbled across some guy railing his girlfriend and we laughed at him and got chased away by this obese half nude man. Looking back it was f*cking traumatising, hilarious none the less.

I snook into an 18 when I was about 8 in the middle of a group of people, I ended up falling asleep half way through though.

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I snook into an 18 when I was about 8 in the middle of a group of people, I ended up falling asleep half way through though.

A snook is a type of fish. I thought you people invented the f*cking language.

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Its like watching a man from Northern Ireland type exactly as he speaks.

Ta bee shure.

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Basically, what were your weirdest, worst or funniest moments you experienced (or witnessed) at a cinema.

 

One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out  confused.gif

I hate people like you.

 

I dread going to a movie on opening weekend, or even on the weekend at all. It never fails, there's always some ass clown(s) making too much noise, or worse just blatantly talking or blurting out stupid things.

People need to learn some f*cking etiquette and:

Shut their cock suckers while a movie is playing.

Put your f*cking phones away or at least hold them low enough as to not be distracting, turn your phone volume of or inaudible to anyone besides yourself.

Don't bring kids and especially no babies. If you can't find a sitter, too f*cking bad.

Try to be observant of how much sound your food wrapper is making.

 

It's not that hard. Just don't do anything except sit there and watch the f*cking movie. People act like they're 5 years old, it's pathetic.

Dude, trust me. I was whispering very LOW and there was only 5 people watching the film (and us 3) It was my friend who was shouting and got us both kicked out! I'm not like those people who shout during the films, trust me.

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One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out  confused.gif

Why the smiley? Are you confused as to why you were thrown out? People pay money for tickets to the cinema, and they don't want scummy, ill-bred douchebags like you ruining it for them by shouting during the movie. If you aren't into the movie, leave. Go and do something else, rather than f*cking up somebody else's day. If it'd been me, I'd have nailed you in the mouth with a cup of ice.

 

Stupid c*nt.

Omfg, READ my post properly! MY FRIEND was shouting, not me. And it was the worst because I GOT kicked out too. I was whispering RIGHT at the back because there wasn't a lot of people watching the film.

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The worst time I ever had at a cinema was when I went last year. I sat down in my seat, went through all the adverts and trailers and then Terminator: Salvation started playing.

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The worst time I ever had at a cinema was when I went last year. I sat down in my seat, went through all the adverts and trailers and then Twilight: New Moon started playing.

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One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out  confused.gif

Why the smiley? Are you confused as to why you were thrown out? People pay money for tickets to the cinema, and they don't want scummy, ill-bred douchebags like you ruining it for them by shouting during the movie. If you aren't into the movie, leave. Go and do something else, rather than f*cking up somebody else's day. If it'd been me, I'd have nailed you in the mouth with a cup of ice.

 

Stupid c*nt.

Omfg, READ my post properly! MY FRIEND was shouting, not me. And it was the worst because I GOT kicked out too. I was whispering RIGHT at the back because there wasn't a lot of people watching the film.

Omfg, I bet you grew up in a housing project.

 

You're a schemie, aren't you?

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I snook into an 18 when I was about 8 in the middle of a group of people, I ended up falling asleep half way through though.

A snook is a type of fish. I thought you people invented the f*cking language.

We may have invented it but we can't spell it to save our lives!

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I snook into an 18 when I was about 8 in the middle of a group of people, I ended up falling asleep half way through though.

A snook is a type of fish. I thought you people invented the f*cking language.

We may have invented it but we can't spell it to save our lives!

Haha, I admire your sense of humour.

 

+1 point to you.

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One bad moment I experienced was when me and my friends watched Angels & Demons. One of my friends and I weren't taking the movie seriously so we went to the back and started chatting. Then he was shouting so f*cking loud and some black woman was screaming at us and telling us to shush the whole time. Then she got security and we both got kicked out  confused.gif

 

What i want to know is why you paid money to sit in a big dark room and chat.

 

It's great when you go to the cinemas with a big group of mates. We went to see Zombieland but we didn't get let in because some of the young lads we hung around with didn't have ID, so we went to see UP instead. It ended up being a better movie to see than Zombieland did. Brought me right back to my childhood.

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Ohh.. sh*t. Since my friend's parents mostly owned the Theater in town, i got into movies alot. So i've seen too much. The best has to be me and my friend waiting for the movie to start (Previews) and so everyone was watching and it was normal. Then this big dude comes with a hugh bucket of popcorn and i look at him and i see him sit next to this really Cute girl. She Moves away slowley with the disgusting look on her face and sits next to me and my friend. I felt bad for the duder. So i went to the consession stand (I dont know how to spell right now) and got a some popcorn and a candybar and i give the fat guy the candy bar and the look on his face was priceless and then like. more into the movie i couldnt eat anymore popcorn so i gave it to the girl and that day i made 2 friends. A Fat guy and a Berry cuty girl who thinks fat people are disgusting.

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Ohh.. sh*t. Since my friend's parents mostly owned the Theater in town, i got into movies alot. So i've seen too much. The best has to be me and my friend waiting for the movie to start (Previews) and so everyone was watching and it was normal. Then this big dude comes with a hugh bucket of popcorn and i look at him and i see him sit next to this really Cute girl. She Moves away slowley with the disgusting look on her face and sits next to me and my friend. I felt bad for the duder. So i went to the consession stand (I dont know how to spell right now) and got a some popcorn and a candybar and i give the fat guy the candy bar and the look on his face was priceless and then like. more into the movie i couldnt eat anymore popcorn so i gave it to the girl and that day i made 2 friends. A Fat guy and a Berry cuty girl who thinks fat people are disgusting.

I smell at sitcom?

 

Sorry but I don't have any fantastic movie theater stories. I've joked with friends about movies but that's not special or interesting.

 

I guess the most unusual experience I had was when my buddy took me along to see The Grudge, which was a horrid idea because I heavily dislike scary movies and back then I actually used to be afraid of them. Well the whole room was packed with teens and tweens yakking it up until a bunch of black fellows started yelling, "Yo, shut the f*ck up!"

 

Then I got scared by the first scene and left.

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Ohh.. sh*t. Since my friend's parents mostly owned the Theater in town, i got into movies alot. So i've seen too much. The best has to be me and my friend waiting for the movie to start (Previews) and so everyone was watching and it was normal. Then this big dude comes with a hugh bucket of popcorn and i look at him and i see him sit next to this really Cute girl. She Moves away slowley with the disgusting look on her face and sits next to me and my friend. I felt bad for the duder. So i went to the consession stand (I dont know how to spell right now) and got a some popcorn and a candybar and i give the fat guy the candy bar and the look on his face was priceless and then like. more into the movie i couldnt eat anymore popcorn so i gave it to the girl and that day i made 2 friends. A Fat guy and a Berry cuty girl who thinks fat people are disgusting.

Where are you from?

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Ohh.. sh*t. Since my friend's parents mostly owned the Theater in town, i got into movies alot. So i've seen too much. The best has to be me and my friend waiting for the movie to start (Previews) and so everyone was watching and it was normal. Then this big dude comes with a hugh bucket of popcorn and i look at him and i see him sit next to this really Cute girl. She Moves away slowley with the disgusting look on her face and sits next to me and my friend. I felt bad for the duder. So i went to the consession stand (I dont know how to spell right now) and got a some popcorn and a candybar and i give the fat guy the candy bar and the look on his face was priceless and then like. more into the movie i couldnt eat anymore popcorn so i gave it to the girl and that day i made 2 friends. A Fat guy and a Berry cuty girl who thinks fat people are disgusting.

It seems pretty offenssive that you would just give an overweight guy a chocolate bar.

 

My worst experience was when a gang war broke out in the cinema.

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