How to get sick for school

[The-King]

 

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

Well, that explains a lot.

 

Kids these days are bloody pathetic.

You think this is something that's only just started in the year 2010?

Not really, but it's a hell of a lot more widespread and acceptable than it used to be. Kids used to at-least have the gall to fake it or come up with a validish excuse, rather than strait up just walk out.

 

@Robinski: Irony + Head = Over

Edited December 7, 2010 by The-King

[Harrisboy]

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

Well, that explains a lot.

 

Kids these days are bloody pathetic.

Explains what exactly?

[trip]

I hate to open up with an old man saying but...

Back in my day it was common for someone to call in a bomb threat.

 

I'm pretty sure there would be a harsh penalty in today's climate.

 

Hey OP, since we are in a new week, did you go to English class?

[Fnorg]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

I think it's true. He seems like the kind of moron who would do such a thing. No offense, but you really strike me as a simpleton, Sanjeem.

 

Nick, would you for the love of god heed your own advice?

I don't see how he can physically punch himself hard enough to break his nose,if I try to punch myself my fist slows down and ends up like a pillow.

I'd say it's possible. It takes a certain type of moron strength and persistence, but it can be done.