How to get sick for school

[coin-god]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

What?

[GTAking33]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

The OP should do this.

[Runey]

I still think he should drink the dirty toilet water. That's a guarantee way to be sick.

[Mr.Mister]

Make sexytime with a dirty hooker, you'll both end up winning

[Harrisboy]

You really had to ask the internet?

[Finn 7 five 11]

Abdominal pain for sure!

 

If you have lot's of time off school you better go, nothing worse than missing out and not knowing what to do.

 

I actually hated English in school because after about year 9 we had a stupid teacher who just told us to have group discussions all the time (head teacher for top class) then say at his desk literally drooling (had an accident) while staring mindlessly at his apple mac, then he would forget we were having discussions and we would digress into talking.

 

So i suggest doing what my English teacher did, stare mindlessly and let yourself drift off into your own thoughts, or bring a good novel and read that (teacher might not care).

[Shaunr]

all you have to do is seem sick. just fake it. go to a really secluded area and scream and yell at the top of your lungs and give yourself a sore throat. then you will sound sick. that may be enough, but you may also want to run around or do pushups until you look a bit sweaty, like you have a high fever. then go up to your parents and tell them you don't feel well and dont feel like going to school. it should work.

[Tommy-Vercetti19]

Say you have a bug or something and keep going to the toilet and your parents have to let you off. Not like there going to send you into school if your going to sh*t yourself.

[LuisBellic]

Before going to bed sneak some food into your room wait until the morning then start chewing it and spit it in the toilet and tell your parents you threw up.

[ZombieFrogger]

Drink Milk then a bottle of Soft Drink and maybe that will produce vomit if not eat something rancid but be careful of the rancid stuff.

[860]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

[Punk-in-Drublic]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

[lt_yao]

Bleach, drink it.

[860]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

I can't see how punching yourself in the face is being hard in anyway.

[NickRad]

1. Go to your kitchen

2. Open the cupboard under the sink

3. Find dishwashing liquid

4. Proceed to drink it

5. ???????

6. PROFIT!!!

[Oxidizer]

Just get a quarter full of lukewarm water, spit in it and pour it on the carpet; it'll look like watery bile. Act ill till your parent(s) has/have phoned in sick, wait till they're out, and have fun.

[NickRad]

Become an hero

[PHCharls]

Pretend being sick.

This is one of my best answer

[Fnorg]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

I think it's true. He seems like the kind of moron who would do such a thing. No offense, but you really strike me as a simpleton, Sanjeem.

 

Nick, would you for the love of god heed your own advice?

[GTA3Rockstar]

Taking into account your English in the first post, I suggest you attend all English lessons religiously, henceforth.

This.

 

Why would you rather be home anyways?

Just end up being uneducated and useless.

[Falenone]

Act like you have headache , talk a bit lower voice , and "I have a headache , I almost cant even stand" in the morning

 

OR

 

Act like you have stomachache

 

Mostly it works , when you are not trying to skip school 3 days from the week

[_-=Zombie=-_]

Shaving razor accross the wrist will do the trick. The damage might be permanent though.

[jelly]

What a f*cking kindergarten this forum has become.

 

Just skip school if you don't want to go. I look forward to reading about you being homeless and freezing to death in the winter. Except no one cares so I won't even read about it. Have fun.

[BrownBear]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

I think it's true. He seems like the kind of moron who would do such a thing. No offense, but you really strike me as a simpleton, Sanjeem.

 

Nick, would you for the love of god heed your own advice?

I don't see how he can physically punch himself hard enough to break his nose,if I try to punch myself my fist slows down and ends up like a pillow.

 

Just skive, sit on the toilet for a while and say you've got the sh*ts.

Or, be a man and go, English is one of the most important subjects in your life.

[Robinski]

I don't see how he can physically punch himself hard enough to break his nose,if I try to punch myself my fist slows down and ends up like a pillow.

 

 

I've wondered this more than once while on the bus: is it actually possible to punch yourself out cold?

 

I doubt it.

[Harrisboy]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!

Wow. How the hell would punching yourself make you sick? Bruised yeah but not sick.

 

I mean that's just stupid.

It's probabally bullsh*t, anyone can act hard behind a computer screen. Nobody in the right mind would cause them self physical pain to get a day off school unless they were mentally unstable.

 

Instead of all this pretending to be sick business, you could always just wag it with your mates.

Lmao, how does he even appear hard by saying he punched himself in the face? It doesn't even seem like something someone would lie about.

 

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

[The-King]

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

Well, that explains a lot.

 

Kids these days are bloody pathetic.

[Robinski]

 

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

Well, that explains a lot.

 

Kids these days are bloody pathetic.

As a defence for the English school system, you didn't do this at my school. We're talking, the local council estate school where only 60% would get 5 GCSE's including English and Maths. You'd only get kids walking out in the lowest ability classes, where kids didn't end up there 'cos they were stupid but because they had behavioural problems. Even then, it was usually a talking point at lunch/break if someone had just got up and left.

 

PS: You're only twenty, you are "kids these days".

[Brad]

Back on topic, whenever I wanted to get out of school, I just walked out. Sure you get sh*t for it the next day but who cares? It's school, they're not the police, they're not going to kick you out for one day of truancy. I hardly ever went to school, I think in Year 11 I had something stupid like a 48% attendance rate. And this was supposed to be a strict catholic school.

Well, that explains a lot.

 

Kids these days are bloody pathetic.

You think this is something that's only just started in the year 2010?

[tuareg]

Maybe you should just go to school before you kill yourself or something. No one is going to give a sh*t anyway, true story.