How to get sick for school

[pauliux2]

It has a reason...Because my English teacher got sick and other teacher changed it..And tomorrow there's two english lessons.And the other teacher is a spirit..So maybe you know how to get sick fast?

[Braindawg]

getting sick is dangerous you know, all i can say is u can try and get a cold, but it could get worse. i got a cold once and took a week off of work. i thought i would feel better after a week but only 3 days later i couldnt get out of my bed and my temerature was almost 40c.

just go to school its not that bad

[Girish]

Taking into account your English in the first post, I suggest you attend all English lessons religiously, henceforth.

[Theodoro]

The easiest way to get sick is to go to a hospital.

 

 

[Arvis]

Just don't go to the class

 

or listen to girish, getting sick for it is weird.

[AndyGanteks]

Just ask your family to let you not go to school that day.

[Ruffio]

Pretend being sick.

[Ats.]

Beg your parents to let you stay home. I do it all the time.

 

If that fails, pretend that you're sick or get a cold somehow.

[TheSiggi]

Go and see a doctor and say you have a strange feeling in your belly and when you attemp to bend it hurts. Abdominal pain is the only thing an interist can't realy check and also isn't allowed to underestiminate so you will problably hear something like stay in bed and drink cool liquids. So your parents can't say you didn't have anything plus you get an attestation .

Cheers

[Typhus]

How about you go to school and take advantage of the benefits of a good education?

No one said learning was easy or fun, but it's necessary and will help you in later life.

[The-King]

Step 1: Cease being a pussy

Step 2: Go to school

Step 3: Take your English lessons like a man, because you desperately need them

Step 4: ?

Step 5: Profit

[TommyMufc-Champs]

Just go to School and learn. You will benefit from It.

[Weirdo.]

Attempt three times to take a crap, then say you have diarrhea.

[Punk-in-Drublic]

Pretend being sick.

This.

If your acting is sh*t you could always stick your fingers down your throat and attempt to make yourself sick.

[Runey]

Drink the water from the toilet after it's not been flushed for a day or two.

 

That'll work!

 

If you actually do this, you're f*cking retarded

[Rebel]

I highly doubt you could actually get yourself sick in a day if your talking about getting a cold or the flu. Unless you know someone who has either and hang out with them and share their germs.

 

Either pretend to be sick in the morning before school and your parents should just agree to letting you stay home because arguing about it takes up way to much effort before they have to leave for work.

 

The best idea though? Suck it up that you're going to have 2 English lessons in a single day and learn something in both of them.

[james227uk]

You think you have it bad, my Nephew has double Maths and English on the same day, or so he says. Either way, that twice as worse as what you have, and he has no problem with it

[baptiste]

Either go like a man, or skip like a man.

 

Pretending to be sick is for pussies.

[Tyler]

Commit suicide, it'll definitely make your parent's let you stay home from school.

[Moonshield]

leave some meat and cheese out for a day, then eat it.

[Girish]

Commit suicide, it'll definitely make your parent's let you stay home from school.

...

 

Or did you mean to say "Attempt suicide"?

[Minus the Boom]

Commit suicide, it'll definitely make your parent's let you stay home from school.

...

 

Or did you mean to say "Attempt suicide"?

Hell, he probably didn't.

 

But yeah, don't skip classes if you need them. And you do.

[pyramid head]

Pretend being sick.

I've done that a few times when i was going to school, that place in your sig i've been there i forget where it is right now we sailed past it on a boat trip.

[Vercetti27]

Just go to School and learn. You will benefit from It.

which is why we're all on a gta forum

[Creed Bratton]

the other teacher is a spirit

I know what you mean. My English teacher was a griffon.

[860]

Be a man and go to school.

 

If you prefer not being a man, stick a thermometer on a lightbulb for a couple of seconds.

[nerner]

 

Take this. Either that or just suck it up and learn I guess.

[Germaniac_84]

From what I've read in your post some English lessons would benefit you greatly.

[TheSiggi]

From what I've read in your post some English lessons would benefit you greatly.

Well thanx for giving him the same advice as approx. 5 people did already... yeah thats pure productivity

[Pac.]

Once when i was younger i was desperate, i ended up punching myself in the face time and time again, that way i had a nose bleed and then i said i fell down the stairs.

 

Turned out thats when i broke my nose, now ive got a roman nose, Woop!